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….Have we really been calling him Uber Jason all this time instead of Space-on? #JasonX #fridaythe13th
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Echo this if you're voting for Biden in 2024. If you're not, respond and tell me why. There aren't any trolls here so I can't imagine there are many reasons why you wouldn't but I'd still like to know.
04:40 PM - Jul 09, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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Reading rock.
#horrorbooks #jonathanjanz
07:16 AM - Jul 08, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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Traveling on #Amtrak and I see a BABY in the business class car! That wouldn’t make any sense unless it was some kind of… Boss Baby.
05:25 AM - Jul 07, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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They’ve also made it so you can’t even look at tweets without an Acct now. Way to muzzle your outreach.
Michelle Bobb-Parris @michelle
Meanwhile on the bird app, Apartheid Clyde has finally made it completely unusable.
01:17 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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Seems to me that all the conservative plan to remake the US in the courts does is make it clear that these are fights we need to have and they’re firmly on the wrong side. Not great in elections.
11:03 AM - Jun 30, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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17 years after I scribbled it down in my sophomore dorm, The Company Line is available in print.
05:17 PM - Jun 26, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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There have been many 80s horror novels built around a female protagonist with a husband who is just the fucking worst. So, I know that the bar is high, but I think ol’ Davey here (who I’m 90% sure is cheating on his wife) may be the ACTUAL fucking worst.
04:27 PM - Jun 20, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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Got the best Father’s Day card.
11:29 AM - Jun 18, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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Jesus is in there, but he’s not as high as you’d think.
09:27 AM - Jun 18, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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God, what a fool I was to wait this long to watch Geostorm. Melodramatic nonsense at its finest.
09:41 PM - Jun 13, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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Did I just pull into the deli parking lot at the same time as three other people and power walk so I could be first in line?

….Yes.
12:39 PM - Jun 11, 2023
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“Guess you could say he… dug his own grave.”

“This is… dead serious.”

“It’s your funeral, pal.”

“Talk about a somber occasion!”

I can be here all night, folks.
08:25 PM - Jun 07, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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Buying 24 twisted teas has taught me that while I may enjoy A twisted tea, I do not enjoy 24 twisted teas.
04:10 PM - May 24, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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Damnit, why did I cry the SECOND time watching the Dungeons and Dragon movie?
03:49 PM - May 20, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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A child of the 80s and somehow I didn’t have Cheetara covered in a goddamn race.
03:41 PM - May 20, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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It’s important that I stress how much faster I can put up drywall than Josh Hawley.
01:08 PM - May 19, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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Mortal Kombat movie Johnny Cage must really envy the career of Owen Wilson.
07:29 PM - May 16, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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Amazing the way my wife and I turn into feral monsters the moment the kids are out of the house for an extended period of time.

“It’s five o’clock on a Tuesday! Drink three beers! Eat ice cream saucers! Wanna have sex in the hallway!?”
06:26 PM - May 16, 2023
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06:42 PM - May 15, 2023
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💯 This.
David Smith @aamy
It's so weird that we have one dude flat out turning Florida into a dictatorship and another who has been found liable for multiple crimes, including sexual assault, and the media's just like "Which one of them might be president?" instead of "Let's tell you how f****d this is."
06:18 PM - May 15, 2023
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The mean girls hogging the bench lose!
12:22 PM - May 15, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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The allure of something like #Creepshow or #TalesFromtheCrypt is the promise that, if you’re a big enough dickweed, the universe will break the rules of reality for the sole purpose of making sure you get what you deserve.

….Also, sick-ass monster suits.
09:37 PM - May 13, 2023
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I’m in revisions mode on the new novel. Making a good pace.
Peace Zodanou @peacezodanou
It's Friday! Friends, how was your week writing wise?
(I revised one chapter after spending 2 weeks on it and starting over twice. 😅)
#WritingCommunity
09:23 AM - May 12, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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I worked in Manhattan for a few years post 2016, and I made a habit of spitting on Trump Tower every time I passed.

Sometimes I walked out of my way.
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
I just walked by. They should rename it "Going Through Some Things Tower."
05:24 PM - May 11, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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I don’t believe this was was always the truth. I think there was a window between January 2017 and January 2021 where people could and did see what was going on around them and get out.

Anyone still in there now is beyond saving.
Charlottes Webb @Charlottes_Webb
🚨 Echo the hell out of this. 🚨

You can’t convert Trump voters. You can’t shame Trump voters. You can’t reason with Trump voters.

You can only outvote Trump voters.

Start right freaking now...
10:37 AM - May 11, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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I’m late to the party, but the prop museum segment in #Creepshow is a goddamn masterpiece.
09:37 PM - May 10, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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As facility manager at work, the status of the American flag falls to me.

You know how many times I’ve had to personally lower the flag to half staff because some asshole can get their hands on any gun they want in this country?
04:48 PM - May 07, 2023
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Sean McDonough
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Took my girls to see #GotGVol3 yesterday, which had its share of mama Bambi moments. Then, today, we’re walking home from 7-11 and we see a squirrel that got hit by a car spasming in the street.

….Not a great weekend for animal trauma.
09:47 AM - May 07, 2023
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4yo: I HATE YOU!
Wife from the other room: GASP!
Me: Relax, she’s talking to a pancake.
08:26 AM - May 07, 2023
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