The best villains are people who aren't there to take over the world for the sake of being evil or power-hungry - they had been damaged and didn't find a better way out; they didn't get to heal properly from being broken by the past.
02:21 AM - May 15, 2024
Adulthood is going from completely and utterly relating to SpongeBob, to completely and utterly relating to Squidward.
09:40 PM - May 12, 2024
Intelligence is like being dealt a great hand of cards to play; wisdom is playing them well.
Use them in tandem, and you can win the game.
Use them in tandem, and you can win the game.
04:47 AM - Apr 29, 2024
I recently discovered that the formula
11 • n + n will always equal a multiple of 12, for some reason.
For example:
11 • 5 + 5 = 60
11 • 10 + 10 = 120
11 • 17 + 17 = 204
In fact, the multiple of 12 you get, is, as far as I can tell, equal to the value of n (e.g. 12 • 5 = 60).
...What the hell?
11 • n + n will always equal a multiple of 12, for some reason.
For example:
11 • 5 + 5 = 60
11 • 10 + 10 = 120
11 • 17 + 17 = 204
In fact, the multiple of 12 you get, is, as far as I can tell, equal to the value of n (e.g. 12 • 5 = 60).
...What the hell?
04:39 AM - Apr 26, 2024
"How to Frame Yourself for a Crime You Didn't Commit"? 😂
08:30 PM - Apr 20, 2024
Having an autistic brain is like having a CPU that's perpetually overclocked.
05:34 AM - Apr 16, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
Yes, I know "not ALL men are ______," whatever the blank may be, but here's how I see it. For instance, not all men are guilty of sexual harassment in the workplace; however, a shocking number are, and that number is greater than zero, so yeah, it's most definitely an issue.
04:33 AM - Apr 08, 2024
I don't think I've ever been more insulted in my entire life, than when a computer wants me to prove that I'm not a computer.
04:18 AM - Mar 31, 2024
In addition to Steve Irwin ("be kind to animals"), Mr. Rogers ("be kind to others"), and Bob Ross ("be kind to yourself"), for The Holy Trinity of Wholesomeness, I would like to propose adding Michelle Obama ("be kind to Mother Nature"), and LeVar Burton ("be kind to books"). All in favor?
04:26 AM - Mar 30, 2024
Remember: just because you have knowledge, a formal education, experience, or a talent for a particular thing, doesn't mean you're invulnerable to imperfections about it.
For example: doctors get sick. They're medical professionals, with a ton of education. But even doctors get sick.
For example: doctors get sick. They're medical professionals, with a ton of education. But even doctors get sick.
04:34 AM - Mar 17, 2024
YouTubers be like, "I'm different - I don't do clickbait or other cheap, gimmicky ploys!"
Those same YouTubers: *Gives every single one of their new videos a boring, generic, and admittedly clickbaity title that literally every other YouTuber is doing*
What ever happened to being unique?
Those same YouTubers: *Gives every single one of their new videos a boring, generic, and admittedly clickbaity title that literally every other YouTuber is doing*
What ever happened to being unique?
04:22 AM - Mar 08, 2024
Try to look at things from multiple angles - for what is obscured at one angle, can be clearly visible in another.
04:06 AM - Mar 02, 2024
"The world CAN be beautiful...but it's also got more than its fair share of raging assholes." ~ Kenny Loggins
01:20 PM - Feb 28, 2024
How about we focus our efforts on natural intelligence instead of artificial intelligence?
05:29 PM - Feb 22, 2024
I find it very disturbing that people give more respect for an unborn embryo, than they do for actual, living human beings...It vaguely sounds like an excerpt of the blurb of a dystopian novel.
04:25 AM - Feb 21, 2024
You cannot speak vehemently ill of a game you haven't even played. You can dislike its hype or something externally derived from it; that is fine, but you CANNOT formalize an opinion of a game if you haven't even PLAYED it!
05:35 AM - Feb 20, 2024
"Look at the size of this penis in this pucture some random guy sent me without consent or warning or anything! I'm gonna marry him and we're gonna have lots of kids and a big house together!" said no woman, ever.
04:09 AM - Feb 18, 2024
One of the most unexpectedly agonizing parts of being a woman is having to check your Messenger's spam folder, and hoping there's no unsolicited dick pic waiting for you.
04:08 AM - Feb 18, 2024
7 Threaded Spouts
I've nothing against Palworld (largely because, while I have it in Steam and installed on my computer, I've not yet touched it, so I really can't have an opinion on it), but I do fear they're gonna get sued up to their eyeballs...
04:36 AM - Feb 15, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
Forgive me if I'm mistaken here, but it grinds my gears when people confuse "open-world" with "sandbox."
Open-world games are like Breath of the Wild and Just Cause: they feature big, explorable worlds and story beats that you can tackle in a non-linear order...
Open-world games are like Breath of the Wild and Just Cause: they feature big, explorable worlds and story beats that you can tackle in a non-linear order...
05:41 AM - Feb 02, 2024
Bigots be like, "I don't use pronouns!"
Ya just did! Literally everyone does, regardless of anything to do with their core identity.
Ya just did! Literally everyone does, regardless of anything to do with their core identity.
04:22 AM - Feb 01, 2024
Just saw someone on Reddit say that realistic graphics don't age well...Okay, fair enough, but then why does modern gaming feel like one giant arms race of each developer trying to make their games look as lifelike as possible, instead of making them POLISHED and not feel half-baked or rushed?
04:10 AM - Jan 29, 2024
Reasons I always wear shoes:
• Wood and tiled flooring are COLD
• I cringe at the idea of my feet getting dirty
• Accidentally stubbing your toes or having your feet stepped on hurts a lot less with shoes
• Shoes serve as good makeshift spider-crushers
• I just don't like people seeing my feet
• Wood and tiled flooring are COLD
• I cringe at the idea of my feet getting dirty
• Accidentally stubbing your toes or having your feet stepped on hurts a lot less with shoes
• Shoes serve as good makeshift spider-crushers
• I just don't like people seeing my feet
04:43 AM - Jan 25, 2024
EA featured this household they made in Sims 4 for this new "Goth Kit" they released recently, and the shared date was May 21st, 2014...The game didn't even initially come out until September 2nd, 2014. 🤦♀️
04:37 AM - Jan 22, 2024
Intelligence is not about having the right tools, but knowing how to use them.
02:39 PM - Jan 19, 2024
AI gave up the right to think for itself, the moment you discovered that Word doesn't think "Yay" is a word... -_-
01:43 PM - Jan 17, 2024
I wish people believed in science with the same devout, unrelenting loyalty and enthusiasm that they do religion.
People have the constitutional right to practice whatever religion they want; I simply wish their unproven faiths didn't supercede definitive, proven, indisputable facts.
People have the constitutional right to practice whatever religion they want; I simply wish their unproven faiths didn't supercede definitive, proven, indisputable facts.
04:03 AM - Jan 12, 2024
Simmers: "Wow, that last Expansion Pack was crap! It was buggy as hell and totally not worth the $40 pricetag!"
Simmers: *Buys next $40 Pack*
Simmers: "Wow, this Expansion Pack is crap! It's buggy as hell and broken beyond belief!"
Simmers: *Buys next $40 Pack*
...Anyone sensing a pattern here?
Simmers: *Buys next $40 Pack*
Simmers: "Wow, this Expansion Pack is crap! It's buggy as hell and broken beyond belief!"
Simmers: *Buys next $40 Pack*
...Anyone sensing a pattern here?
03:14 PM - Jan 11, 2024
I will never understand why being toxic is so ubiquitous with being a gamer...It makes non-toxic gamers look bad, and it gives gamers in general a bad name! Nowhere does being a gamer - casual, avid, competitive, or otherwise - necessitate toxicity.
09:47 PM - Jan 04, 2024
