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They will not come for your guns first, but last, after you have handed them every other freedom and right, and have nothing left to defend.
02:37 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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Well there go my dreams of going on Tucker Carlson’s show one day just so I could pronounce his name “Tooker” the whole time.
04:49 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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01:29 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Zipped around a little today.
06:33 PM - Mar 01, 2023
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I have some questions.
04:37 PM - Feb 25, 2023
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Take me to your lighthouse.
03:46 PM - Feb 25, 2023
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Hattie in the sunlight.
05:00 PM - Feb 21, 2023
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One thing about white supremacy is that a Black person can make money publicly trashing Blackness but a white person cannot make money publicly trashing whiteness. Otherwise I would be loaded.
04:59 PM - Feb 21, 2023
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I call dibs on the haunted boobs movie!
Remo @Remoman
If there is a left-over brain, TFG could use one.

Romania investigates doctors suspected of reusing implants from dead patients
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I have some questions.
01:22 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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Having written several comedic sketches over the past few weeks, I can say with confidence that finding the right ending takes a lot of work.
02:28 PM - Feb 17, 2023
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They will not come for your guns first, but last, after you have handed them every other freedom and right, and have nothing left to defend.
02:37 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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There were a lot of bad things I had to do as a PA, but by far the worst was having to buy a Playboy for my showrunner, which he then flipped through and gave commentary on while standing over me at my cubicle.
02:36 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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New ep of Poker Face tonight AND new music from Janelle Monaé??? Feel like I need to set some productivity goals so I can come close to deserving this.
01:18 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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Hoping for much more of this.
09:57 PM - Feb 15, 2023
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2001.
10:08 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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Every time I see a dude wearing a mask just over his mouth I have to muster the willpower to stop myself from asking if he wears condoms just over his nuts.
05:57 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Just saw two men (early 50s, burly as longshoremen) exit a veterinarian’s office with an empty pet carrier, sobbing. Inside the office there was a lit candle beside a sign that said, “Someone has lost their beloved pet—please talk softly.”

Go easy on each other out there, folks.
03:04 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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The sign on the door
of the abandoned convent
said, “We ain’t got nun.”
12:56 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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This is my dear friend and brilliant fellow photographer, Lauryn Holmquist. I shot on a Linhof 617 panoramic camera. Only get 4 shots per roll of 120 film, but I think it’s worth it. Great roadtrip with Lauryn and our third cool cat, Amandine Besacier.

#film #Photography #panorama #linhof #portra
02:08 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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When I’m not taking pics of my dogs, I spend my free time taking pictures of people. Here is a recent #polaroid I really liked.

The Spectra size film has been permanently discontinued, so I’m racing to use what I have while the chemistry still works. This pack expired in 2019.

#film #Photograp
01:47 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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“And we’d do it again!”

#DogsOfSpoutible
07:34 PM - Feb 11, 2023
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Hattie and Mabel on the glider. This was a (short-lived) first.
#puppiesofspoutible
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Mabel in front, Hattie blurry in the bg. We are getting a bit more sleep and the dogs are getting better at hanging around without having to be doing something.

#puppy #puppylove #puppiesofspoutible #puppies #perfectlittleangelbaby
09:52 PM - Feb 09, 2023
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For all sad words
Of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
“It might have been.”

—John Greenleaf Whittier
05:38 PM - Feb 08, 2023
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Hattie.
06:03 PM - Feb 07, 2023
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Mabel.
02:29 PM - Feb 07, 2023
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When I am not writing, I am taking photos. Here are some iphone snaps of my favorite place in the world, Yosemite.

#Yosemite #landscapephotography #photospouts
01:14 PM - Feb 06, 2023
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This is kind of content you can expect if you follow me. #nytspellingbee
01:08 PM - Feb 05, 2023
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This is Hattie, our five-year-old perfect angel. Trying to remind myself that the first weeks with her were not easy. Last night the puppy-raising translated itself into a vivid, graphic dream and I was VERY happy to wake up.

I like this picture because it looks like Hattie is flying.
12:47 PM - Feb 05, 2023
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