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PM’ing Me decided this was the week I was tryin a shallot for the first time 🤷🏽‍♀️
BigBrownGirl @BBG
Mostly I make my grocery order riiiiiiight before I go to sleep. So next day pick up time is a lil extra excitin ::jazz hands:: Big😅...How'd that last night bitch do? energy. #MyRidiculousAssLife
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Donno why either. But happy to do some 'splaining. #faotff
Renee Tang @ModernMulan
NEWSFLASH in case you didn’t know. The terms #Chinaman and #Chinamen are considered #racist #archaic and derogatory names for Asian people.

It’s 2024 and I don’t even know WHY I have to explain this to anyone. 😡
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Don’t know if this says, ‘thank you for giving me the confidence of a white man’ & for this great ass posture, but I’m Mother’s Day 🫰🏽✨🍀 it does. #BBGConfessions
04:19 PM - May 07, 2024
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Once BFF Dayton’s dad told me I was just one of his girls & she was ‘sister from another Mr’ing’ me & I realized her kids had no idea that they weren’t blood related to me? I did a doodle ‘n fixed that shit. 🤪😆🤣 On Sib Day this on the reg text’rrives from BFF Dayton or her sis. #BBGConfessions
BigBrownGirl @BBG
This Post Paul Harvey? The long runnin joke w/ BFF Dayton, mother of my godkidz & her side of the fam is that her daughter is 99.44% me. BFF Dayton tells ppl, ‘I saw her come out of me, but she’s 🫵🏽 (@ me) her daughter’. She’s in my cell rn as ‘Mini Me’. Well. This is her wee one. 🥰 #DayMaker
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Times somebody follows me that I have to fight the Romper Room urge to '...I see (handle)...'?

Every.

#BBGConfessions
08:46 PM - May 05, 2024 (Edited)
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✌🏽party of personal responsibility✌🏽, my entire fat ass. #NeverOhioForget
07:50 PM - May 05, 2024
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Not my 94 y/o Nana roastin me, during our daily, about 'bet I know what you're going to have at your mother's when you go over; chips & dip.' #TodaysTaDoins #BBGConfessions
12:03 PM - May 05, 2024
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This is a ✨do better place✨

ICYMI a lot of that is achieved by *not being a dick* please:
indie perfume lover @oldladyinpa
For the umpteenth time, people: Stop spouting garbage that mocks the monster having incontinence. If you continue to do so or like/echo them, that's an immed unfollow from me. Who am I? A total nobody, but if you think I'm the only one on this platform who's doing that think again. Plenty of folks
09:59 AM - May 03, 2024
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This Post Paul Harvey? The long runnin joke w/ BFF Dayton, mother of my godkidz & her side of the fam is that her daughter is 99.44% me. BFF Dayton tells ppl, ‘I saw her come out of me, but she’s 🫵🏽 (@ me) her daughter’. She’s in my cell rn as ‘Mini Me’. Well. This is her wee one. 🥰 #DayMaker
09:34 PM - May 02, 2024
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Carole Tyler @CaroleTyler
"Safe, clean drinking water is fundamental to our communities, to our economy, and to our basic human rights.

Today, I’m releasing another $3 billion from the historic $15 billion in my Infrastructure Law to remove lead pipes across America."

—President Biden
09:06 PM - May 02, 2024
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There's never an instance where when 'doom' comes up I don't think of it as:

#BBGConfessions
Dinah Shore @Dinah_Shore5166
Repeat History?
04:35 PM - May 01, 2024
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The way some insist on makin ::don't be a dick:: seem impossible...
Isa-Lee Wolf @IsaLeeWolf
No form of sexual abuse is a punchline.

Including incest.

Where there is no escaping your abuser. I will never understand why so many people (men) think it's funny or a joke.

Please do not attempt to explain it to me.
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Thorn: Had to do a thing (be in the BBGmobile). *Meant* to leave BBG Sr’s, put Salvador Doggi in his playpen, put sunscreen on & leave to do the thing. Steps I didn’t do? The Sunscreening. Three in the sun, in the whip hours later & I just KNOW there’s gonna be a dumbass tax (#lupus) to pay
BigBrownGirl @BBG
I did a dumb thing & I have a *yay!* which do ya Spoutible want first?

Rose

Thorn

06:20 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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I know it's Monday 'n all, but if you've got a ::I could do something:: itch ya'd like to scratch there are things that need doin at #WhatCanIDoCrew
09:30 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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For reasons I don't fully understand Salvador Doggi has recently decided he exits the BBGmobile from the back seat. He's a schnauzer so he's never been allowed to jump from that (SUV) height, but after goin on 8 yrs that sudden-tf-ly has to happen ::not from the front seat:: anymore.
08:57 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Tiny. Bubbles.

The struggle was real, Youngs.
Jacquelyn G. @Alaquin
It evoked a feeling similar to shoving your head into a bucket of cold oatmeal. Numbing and utterly gross all at the same time.
11:28 AM - Apr 28, 2024
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Sarah Apfel @apfel_sarah
He's got the beard. Does he know how to raise a barn or drive a buggy?
10:15 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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In an hr I'll find out what my summer project will be this yr. Though it was gonna be buildin myself a better version of a coffee table Back In The Day Me crafted. But if things shake out could be kitchen based ta doin's. BFF Here was here this AM to assess project feasibility #ComeOnSmolAmountOLuck
09:21 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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This is an absolute BFD. #DoNothing
Lola Gayle @LolaGayleC
WAPO - Biden administration imposes first-ever staff minimum for nursing homes

The senior care industry lobbied furiously against the new standard, which will require a registered nurse on site at all times.
12:05 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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mvario @mvario
Biden administration issues new rule to protect privacy of those seeking reproductive health care: ‘No one should have to live in fear’

https://www.cnn.com/2024/0...
#WomensRightsAreHumanRights
03:24 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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The percentage of non-BBIMPy parents who can Really Relate™️ is🤏and off the top of my head maybe only include white parents of what in LEO parlance would get described as EDP (emotionally disturbed person) presenting peeps. Even then they would get that split second benefit of the doubt. And that's
My Flying Car 2020 @Flying2020
It hurt to read this.
I will not watch the video.
04:54 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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The gall of positioning the last sentence as a negative. On the whim hootnannies 'n on demand hook ups?
AprilG Xn+2 = Xn+1 + Xn @fibonaccigirl
I just wanted to masturbate in peace.
06:10 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Spent a few chilly willy outside 'n splashy moments washin my bedroom window screens so I could kick off the fresh air season. Expectations for tonight's Zzzz's are high.
Dina Loves Dogs @DogDina
Later Ass Today you will thank you when you’re not sweating your later ass off 😉
11:38 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Cootie (his non formal, Salvador Doggi moniker) in the sun 😎 #DogsOfSpoutible #SchnauzerSociety
08:49 PM - Apr 18, 2024
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😆😂😂😂
Char @Charmed_Im_Sure
I have to contact my ex-husband to have him reimburse doggy expensive from the last 2 years... I've been procrastinating. This seems like the sign for me to do it today 😐

Although I don't think this is what you meant lol
04:25 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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It's Wednesday. Have you called somebody you've been meanin to yet? #ReachOutWednesday
04:22 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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👇️🎯

::sighs, why we can't have nice things'idly::
DrMHasOpinions @DrMHasOpinions
Which would prove again that policies that benefit BBIMP also benefit WW. So that won't be happening anytime soon.
10:37 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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Former Marine does a domestic terrorism. Fixed it for ya, headline writers. #journalism
Mybuddysully @mybuddysully
Former Marine sentenced to 9 years in prison for firebombing California Planned Parenthood clinic
08:45 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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✌️Sometimes✌️
Doctor Michael @LiberalDoc
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just alex @just_alex
Girl.
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