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We are always renovating the website

The walls move

We wake listless and feverish, not knowing where we are

https://www.bpgregory.com/
03:52 AM - Feb 13, 2023
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Wild how this course assumes any real world scenario that requires me doing math longform with a pencil and paper; my dude I was born in front of a spreadsheet and I will die in front of a spreadsheet
07:06 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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Status update: There's currently no anxiety, including wrestling with BAS, that can't be jollied away by a rousing round of Old Gods of Asgard's Herald of Darkness
05:20 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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New hardcover design and incidental triffid

https://www.instagram.com/...
12:43 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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Good morning to everyone but especially the tradie in high vis walking his little sausage dog puppy to work and it was also in high vis
07:59 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Baffled, baffled how nobody caught onto this earlier. Typing "Yo anyone wanna buy a brain?" into social media and popping things in the post isn't supervillain level strategy

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07:35 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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04:12 AM - Apr 20, 2024
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In case you were wondering what working in a library is like my colleague just brought around a huge tray of cake in the shape of a koala made from the archive collection's Women's Weekly cake cookbook
11:34 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Compounding Awkwardness
11:30 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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"A vast, hidden ecosystem centered on the production and distribution of very cheap, low-quality ebooks about increasingly esoteric subjects"

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08:17 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Yesssss I love a learning guide that begins with how to access and log into the website in which you are logged in and watching the learning guide
10:01 PM - Apr 14, 2024
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I had to touch another human thismorning and that was going to ruin my entire day, but then I saw a woman wearing one of those Russian-styled hats that looks like she's inserted her entire head into a badger, so we're back to even
07:23 PM - Apr 14, 2024
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We're all in agreeance that Edward Derby totally banged Old Ephraim Waite and was into it until Ephraim's weird hobbies got in the way, right??
02:32 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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Giving my cat treats and telling her what a great huntress she is because she ran around like a wild thing booping a slug with her soft little kitten mittens until it became mildly annoyed
08:54 AM - Apr 13, 2024
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Look I've had one of these hairy little assh*les chase me and it's absolutely terrifying

https://www.abc.net.au/new...
08:56 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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I don't want to set the world on fire ...
07:45 AM - Apr 11, 2024
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08:21 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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We don't get the eclipse in Australia but as a second place prize I'm extremely pleased with the quality of the memes
08:28 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Being able to solidify into an immutable gel statue the moment I encounter any kind of stress is the best outcome

https://futurism.com/neosc...
10:47 PM - Apr 03, 2024
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G*d f*cking d*mnit my apple has a QR code on it, I wanted the timeline with flying cars
07:49 PM - Apr 02, 2024
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Hey fiends new hell just dropped
07:04 AM - Apr 02, 2024
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Why would I be an asset to your paranormal investigation? Well I can promise the moment anything goes even slightly wrong I will sit and have a blank-eyed nervous breakdown to camera at the kitchen table while drinking seventeen cups of coffee

Also I sleepwalk A LOT
02:52 AM - Mar 31, 2024
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01:44 AM - Mar 31, 2024
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A wasp landed on my arm today and I told myself to hold very still as its heavy wings thrummed against my bicep, hold very still you don't want to scare it

Then the little sod bit me with his teeny mouth so I'd know he wasn't scared of me
06:47 AM - Mar 29, 2024
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"The volume’s first owner, the French physician Ludovic Bouland, then bound the book with human skin. Harvard said that Bouland took the skin from a deceased female patient in a hospital where he worked, without consent"

https://www.theguardian.co...
10:43 PM - Mar 28, 2024
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Me at a haunted house investigation: Is there anyone in the room with me right now?

*long pause*

Me: I'm so lonely
05:34 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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My fav urban legend is The Elevator Game, where you press buttons in a special haunted sequence to ride up and down in an elevator until mysteriously either security or the service company appear and tell you to knock it off
04:49 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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On holidays, reminding my clownshoes brain every five minutes that I don't HAVE to be doing anything
12:59 AM - Mar 27, 2024
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What the actual heck

https://www.livescience.co...
03:43 AM - Mar 24, 2024
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Describing the process of a short lost-in-the-bush horror story I wrote involving an owl as "A slushy, lavish hoot to put together" and then waiting silently for weeks for anybody to laugh is very much my brand
01:19 AM - Mar 24, 2024
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Eftpos machines were all down at the supermarket today and I have now seen the smuggest old people in existence
02:48 AM - Mar 23, 2024
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