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We are always renovating the website

The walls move

We wake listless and feverish, not knowing where we are

https://www.bpgregory.com/
03:52 AM - Feb 13, 2023
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My partner, thinking they're coming in for a very normal embrace: Hug time!

Me, stressed: Just squeeze my soul out of my body like a toothpaste tube
09:01 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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But, have you considered moon ghosts?

https://www.abc.net.au/new...
05:57 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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"libraries have become a community support hub that some experts say should be funded as such"

https://www.abc.net.au/new...
10:56 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Not to be an office nerd but I'm pleading with companies to understand the difference between a secretary, a PA, an administrator, and a receptionist, and to support your success accordingly
10:46 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Hello to everybody but ESPECIALLY the grown-ass adults in the park who just ran down an icecream van like a pack of hyenas after an antelope
10:42 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Full of ghosts, but not in the cool way

https://gizmodo.com.au/202...
07:20 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha we have learned nothing, NOTHING

https://www.dezeen.com/202...
07:18 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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I've done a little tweaking to the cover of Flora & Jim to make it more obvious that this is a novel where horrible horrible things happen

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05:18 AM - Feb 16, 2024
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Unless they've got some plan for bringing Laika back alive I don't want to hear about Russia's space program
03:13 AM - Feb 16, 2024
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Nervous about getting a good score in my gastroscopy tomo, a thing it is possible to achieve and normal to want
05:34 AM - Feb 14, 2024
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Appreciate how in real estate listings they blur the faces of family portraits hung on the walls, it adds a real Ringu horror vibe
09:53 PM - Feb 13, 2024
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Don't forget it's Library Lover's Day tomorrow and you absolutely should treat yourself to a library book, you deserve it
09:48 PM - Feb 12, 2024
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Trying to convince my idiot cat to come inside because it's hot as balls out there
09:42 PM - Feb 12, 2024
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"Panics that locate the threat to children as drag queens in libraries are a distraction of course from decades of research that confirmed the places that young people are most at risk of sexual victimisation are their homes, or churches or schools"

https://www.theguardian.
12:38 AM - Feb 12, 2024
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I genuinely could not love this more
09:32 PM - Feb 11, 2024
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Me: Yes I am a Very Scary Horror Writer who swims in terrifying and profane waters
Also me *weeping*: I have been too ambitious with this wasabi
08:19 PM - Feb 11, 2024
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Her friend's name is Penguin 😭

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07:28 PM - Feb 11, 2024
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Telling everyone I'm a professional and experienced administrator, typing with a serious face while I have a rice noodle stuck to my glasses is very much my vibe
09:09 PM - Feb 10, 2024
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My husband pausing to admiring the cabling on the Ishimura merely confirms how right I was to marry him
04:30 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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Trying to stay positive about this one

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12:31 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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07:20 PM - Feb 07, 2024
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honestly this would have made my wedding 😂

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06:19 PM - Feb 07, 2024
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Independent research commissioned by Suffolk Libraries shows that libraries are saving NHS services a substantial £542,000 annually

https://www.heraldscotland...
05:24 PM - Feb 07, 2024
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The little vinegar flies, they sure love drowning in the rosé
03:27 AM - Feb 07, 2024
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WHY did we never learn this in school? I am literally never going to use the krebs cycle in anything, but knowing THIS happened will bring me joy every day
https://www.sbs.com.au/nit...
03:22 AM - Feb 06, 2024
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Stuff like this making me paranoid is how I end up driving out into the snow to see how long I can stand outside in thin clothing at 2am, or why I ate so many bugs

https://www.buzzfeed.com/e...
02:42 AM - Feb 03, 2024
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Hello to everyone but especially very big dogs who give you one big "Whuff!" out the door or window when you walk past their house
12:58 AM - Feb 02, 2024
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This is also how I would have been caught

https://www.theguardian.co...
06:03 PM - Feb 01, 2024
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So much is happening in this article title!

Seeing as they rescued those people, it also feels a bit unkind putting "skipper" in quotation marks 😂

https://www.theguardian.co...
05:09 PM - Feb 01, 2024
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Look, I can't speak for everyone but I've found becoming a horror writer turned those intrusive thoughts into assets
04:31 AM - Jan 31, 2024
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