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We are always renovating the website

The walls move

We wake listless and feverish, not knowing where we are

https://www.bpgregory.com/
03:52 AM - Feb 13, 2023
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Author BP Gregory
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Them: AI is coming for your job
AI: https://www.instagram.com/...
11:35 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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"It's about making sure that our community centres and libraries are an inviting place during those events"

https://www.abc.net.au/new...
11:04 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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Author BP Gregory
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“We are pursuing protections and compensation for all writers, from poets to memoirists to biographers. If you write nonfiction, as I do, please know that we have your back. This fight is for authors of every genre”
09:25 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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Author BP Gregory
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That little smile when it's a bit cold outside, but the pizza box is keeping my hands warm and I'm going to get to eat pizza soon
08:34 PM - Sep 20, 2023
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Author BP Gregory
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My utter inability to work on any spreadsheet until I've tidied the formatting and put it in a font I like
01:43 AM - Sep 20, 2023
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Author BP Gregory
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I like to imagine how I'd survive an apocalypse and what cool outfit I'd have, but I also just yawned so hard I nearly blacked out
01:05 AM - Sep 19, 2023
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The best part of icecream is the envy of others
09:53 PM - Sep 17, 2023
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Me in bare feet discovering far too late that the reason my cat was screaming at 3am was to warn us about the poopy in the hallway where no poop should be
07:01 PM - Sep 17, 2023
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Author BP Gregory
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“The journey of these fossils into space represents humankind’s appreciation of the contribution of all of humanity’s ancestors and our ancient relatives”
12:56 AM - Sep 14, 2023
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Author BP Gregory
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Post a pic of yourself, and the character you are in your head ...
10:46 PM - Sep 13, 2023
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"... getting an alien from Peru through customs to Mexico would be a rather difficult process"

Once again we can rely on the grinding tedium of bureaucracy to point to the truth 😂
09:50 PM - Sep 13, 2023
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“Everyone’s got a story about ... the library was the only place they could actually be themselves while they were growing up or find themselves reflected in some way that really gave them hope”
08:58 PM - Sep 13, 2023
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Author BP Gregory
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Opened the compost bin and one of the little colour-changing lizards was sitting in there so for some reason I said "Oh my I'm so sorry" and closed the lid 😅
07:03 PM - Sep 13, 2023
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"Nearly 8,000 writers, including Viet Thanh Nguyen and Margaret Atwood, have signed a letter asking six artificial intelligence companies to stop using their work without permission or compensation."
08:13 AM - Jul 17, 2023
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Author BP Gregory
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These people feel no joy. I would pay extra to sit next to this dog

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08:56 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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11:05 PM - Sep 09, 2023
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The button that operates our kettle's flip top broke, and in trying to fix it I accidentally installed it upside down. And it works better which is technically a win but I'm conflicted about how I got here

Anyway that's what writing feels like
10:34 PM - Sep 09, 2023
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My toxic trait is reading other people's post-apocalypse stories and making lists of all the things left behind that could have been conceivably eaten
08:42 PM - Sep 07, 2023
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It does say open on the dotted line but I feel it would be more on brand to hammer it open with a rock while screaming in baffled rage
08:33 PM - Sep 05, 2023
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Author BP Gregory
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Advertise my account with one image ❤️
07:45 PM - Sep 05, 2023
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Sometimes being a good colleague means politely ignoring how a person broke the copier in their own area, so is now randomly stabbing the buttons of your area's copier while it screams inescapably at top volume for hours
11:18 PM - Sep 03, 2023
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Just like a haunted house actor, I pay myself a bonus if I can make Adam Hulse scared or pee his pants ❤️
11:51 PM - Sep 01, 2023
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She's holding my hand while she sleeps! 😍
02:17 AM - Aug 31, 2023
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12:42 AM - Aug 30, 2023
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Hey fam new strawberry-like nub from which stringlike appendages protrude just dropped!
02:09 AM - Aug 28, 2023
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The free pavement has been good to me this week
01:58 AM - Aug 28, 2023
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When you need to escape revolution at 4.30pm but wheeeeee at 5.00

"Had the generalissimo needed to evacuate, three security guards would have assisted him – one hugging him from behind to slide down .."
Me: Awwwww 🥹
09:09 PM - Aug 27, 2023
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Never have I felt so tempted
02:58 AM - Aug 26, 2023
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Me: *walking into a hidden cenobite hellpriest nightclub with pulsating music, fuming drinks, and sexy unholy podium dancers* Hm these exit signs should probably be illuminated
01:21 AM - Aug 26, 2023
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