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We are always renovating the website

The walls move

We wake listless and feverish, not knowing where we are

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03:52 AM - Feb 13, 2023
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I haven't promoted a story for a while (bad author, bad! *smacks with rolled up newspaper*) so today let's celebrate tromping into the oozing trees on nothing but a rumbling belly with Our Lady of the Trampled Beast

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03:10 AM - May 08, 2024
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My personal favourite: "what purpose would NASA have to lie about the existence of Finland?" 😂

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11:27 PM - May 07, 2024
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Going for my daily scurry around the park on lunchbreak, investing in my mental and physical health like a wee little rodent
11:03 PM - May 07, 2024
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Yessssss get it in my face hole faster

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09:42 PM - May 07, 2024
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If you be an author in Australia it's PLR/ELR announcement time check your inboxes
07:19 PM - May 07, 2024
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Ah yes. We are now entering that time of year when washing hung outside won't dry, it merely sort of festers
07:11 AM - May 06, 2024
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When my cat screams at me today I'm telling her that I'm not currently taking feedback and so far it's going great
07:00 AM - May 05, 2024
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They say humanity reached dominance as endurance predators, chasing prey until they dropped from exhaustion and I'm carrying on this proud tradition by pursuing outstanding paperwork until the heat death of the universe
02:45 AM - May 05, 2024
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Putting a fluffy suit on a robot dog to try and make it less terrifying IS an option but maybe don't put flamethrowers on them?
02:54 AM - May 04, 2024
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Yes I am in the office and eating just a big bowl of mashed potato for lunch no I won't be taking any further questions at this time
10:20 PM - May 01, 2024
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It's fine don't worry about it

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02:18 AM - May 01, 2024
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It's cold! I'd better get out my fancy super-insulated jacket that I saved up for and drape it tenderly over the bed so my cat has somewhere safe and warm to sleep
01:24 AM - May 01, 2024
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Do not eat the entire book

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12:41 AM - May 01, 2024
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Explaining to managers that finance isn't an area where you want to be loosey-goosey; you in fact need to be spicy precisey
11:30 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Look it's not the best outcome, but certainly not the worst

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04:45 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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Feeling bored, might tell my IT Spouse I don't know what compiling is
03:44 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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I'll see your beating of the cursed heart, and raise the hollow chattering of the g-damned teeth

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04:35 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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My grudging respect for corporate designers who make the templates so you cannot change the approved fonts or styling no matter how you struggle and curse god
07:23 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Wild how this course assumes any real world scenario that requires me doing math longform with a pencil and paper; my dude I was born in front of a spreadsheet and I will die in front of a spreadsheet
07:06 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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Status update: There's currently no anxiety, including wrestling with BAS, that can't be jollied away by a rousing round of Old Gods of Asgard's Herald of Darkness
05:20 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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New hardcover design and incidental triffid

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12:43 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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Good morning to everyone but especially the tradie in high vis walking his little sausage dog puppy to work and it was also in high vis
07:59 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Baffled, baffled how nobody caught onto this earlier. Typing "Yo anyone wanna buy a brain?" into social media and popping things in the post isn't supervillain level strategy

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07:35 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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04:12 AM - Apr 20, 2024
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In case you were wondering what working in a library is like my colleague just brought around a huge tray of cake in the shape of a koala made from the archive collection's Women's Weekly cake cookbook
11:34 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Compounding Awkwardness
11:30 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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"A vast, hidden ecosystem centered on the production and distribution of very cheap, low-quality ebooks about increasingly esoteric subjects"

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08:17 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Yesssss I love a learning guide that begins with how to access and log into the website in which you are logged in and watching the learning guide
10:01 PM - Apr 14, 2024
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I had to touch another human thismorning and that was going to ruin my entire day, but then I saw a woman wearing one of those Russian-styled hats that looks like she's inserted her entire head into a badger, so we're back to even
07:23 PM - Apr 14, 2024
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We're all in agreeance that Edward Derby totally banged Old Ephraim Waite and was into it until Ephraim's weird hobbies got in the way, right??
02:32 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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