We are always renovating the website
The walls move
We wake listless and feverish, not knowing where we are
https://www.bpgregory.com/
The walls move
We wake listless and feverish, not knowing where we are
https://www.bpgregory.com/
03:52 AM - Feb 13, 2023
I went to university, but it was not the university of finding the end on this roll of tape
08:22 PM - Dec 01, 2023
Me, clearly an old person, not understanding anything
09:46 PM - Nov 29, 2023
There's museum in Vic that stores Antarctic ice cores and I crave the forbidden zooper dooper
04:50 PM - Nov 29, 2023
I didn't accomplish much in 2023 so I'm just going to celebrate being magnificent yet again this year
10:33 PM - Nov 28, 2023
09:38 PM - Nov 28, 2023
Plot: It appears the REAL monster was HUMANITY all along!
Me: Grooooooooooooan
Me: Grooooooooooooan
05:34 PM - Nov 28, 2023
I'm helping a newstarter who says her webpage will almost load in Microsoft Edge but not quite, and nobody understands why I'm laughing please send help
10:07 PM - Nov 26, 2023
Not to be weird but they're digging a big train tunnel under my city and have donated a piece of deep tunnel rock to the library collection ...
... I want to know what it tastes like, and I can't be the only one
... I want to know what it tastes like, and I can't be the only one
07:32 PM - Nov 26, 2023
"When Pilat walks Basia in New York she always wears matching yellow, to signal to any alarmed passersby that the robot has a human companion ..."
https://www.theguardian.co...
https://www.theguardian.co...
06:56 PM - Nov 26, 2023
Look, the holiday season is coming and I just want to say I've NEVER seen somebody sad to receive a horror or scifi book
08:15 PM - Nov 25, 2023
Girls who get boosted get treats, I don't make the rules I just absolutely enforce them
12:12 AM - Nov 24, 2023
That bit in Candyman 3 where "BELIEVE" is written in blood on the murder scene wall and I start laughing like a loon because he should have written "BEE-LIEVE" ...
11:59 PM - Nov 23, 2023
Ah ha ha ha ha you've got me, person in the past who created a series of 40 nested folders with really long life names and NOTHING in the final folder
10:24 PM - Nov 22, 2023
I didn't know sandwich presses had a violence rating, but this thing has the kind of attitude to food I'd expect from Stephen King's The Mangler
07:55 PM - Nov 22, 2023
When my stories are a real bummer at least there's coffee, or sarcasm
07:53 PM - Nov 21, 2023
Peering up into the glittering night sky and making a heartfelt wish on the ISS tool bag
https://www.iflscience.com...
https://www.iflscience.com...
06:15 PM - Nov 21, 2023
Yeah I wasn't online yesterday because OH SH*T OH SH*T NEW MURDERBOT NOVEL DROPPED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
05:15 PM - Nov 21, 2023
It's terrible being an Australian horror author because I in fact have many worries
11:34 PM - Nov 19, 2023
If people were able to just do the thing the first time they were asked, me and every other administrator would be basically out of a job so kudos to you, you magnificently flaky universe
08:04 PM - Nov 19, 2023
I love how male leads in kdramas are ridiculously jacked for no good reason and the story never explains it.
This dude's character is a ceo; mate, I work behind a desk, I know exactly the physique it requires
This dude's character is a ceo; mate, I work behind a desk, I know exactly the physique it requires
06:53 PM - Nov 18, 2023
06:50 PM - Nov 14, 2023
Me and the ungodly amount of caffeine I've consumed and the many reflective surfaces in my apartment that give the appearance of something sliding out of sight at the edge of vision
Name a more perfect combo, I'll wait
Name a more perfect combo, I'll wait
06:35 PM - Nov 14, 2023
Whoever's out there frenching lamb cutlets I just want you to stop
07:33 PM - Nov 11, 2023
Using my degree, which was absolutely not a waste of money, to do an archaeological survey of the freezer and find out yay there's more of the slow cooked lamb shank stew with white beans, potato and chilli
07:57 PM - Nov 08, 2023
10 favs, no repeat authors ❤️📚
The Gone World, Sweterlitsch
Blindsight, Watts
Our Wives Under the Sea, Armfield
The Cipher, Koja
Dead Sea, Curran
Dark Matter, Paver
The Hole Behind Midnight, Boomer
The Croning, Barron
Palimpsest, Valente
The God is Not Willing, Erikson
The Gone World, Sweterlitsch
Blindsight, Watts
Our Wives Under the Sea, Armfield
The Cipher, Koja
Dead Sea, Curran
Dark Matter, Paver
The Hole Behind Midnight, Boomer
The Croning, Barron
Palimpsest, Valente
The God is Not Willing, Erikson
06:55 PM - Nov 07, 2023
"A disembodied head walking about the sea floor on its lips: Scientists finally work out what a starfish is"
Dear scientists: can you not?
https://www.livescience.co...
Dear scientists: can you not?
https://www.livescience.co...
06:39 PM - Nov 07, 2023
Oooh I was so close to having the famous cover!
06:21 PM - Nov 07, 2023
Me realising at age 41 that hell yeah I can order takeaway off the kids menu, they're not going to come to my house and check
04:54 PM - Nov 05, 2023
