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Buddhism. I've already starting working on my Buddha belly
Max Skepticos @Max_Skepticos
Speaker Johnson says that ‘separation of church and state’ is a misnomer.

So which church? I vote for Sikh.
09:58 AM - Nov 15, 2023
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I keep wondering why support call centres always have long on-hold times because they get "more calls than expected". I'm starting to think they understaff on purpose.

I wonder if this is similar.
Vee a lot of everything Happened @VeeHappened60
I heard a pundit last night say that their running out of ballots may reflect on their being underprepared due to expecting a smaller turn out.
07:35 AM - Nov 08, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Puh-lease!
Myles Higgins @Myles_Away
Yeah. Right!
04:02 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Just a reminder that Hunter is Joe Biden's child. Please stop picking on his kid (who didn't work in the white house)
wishfulexpat @wishfulexpat
Just a reminder that Trump's children are all adults (save Barron) and everyone should stop calling them kids and acting like they shouldn't be treated as adults.
03:08 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer...Volguus Zildrohoar, Lord of the Seboullia. Are you the Gatekeeper?
Fireblazes ✔️ @fireblazes
Muting the gatekeepers today
03:17 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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I sometimes avoid my mom. Would that be mother ducking?
Connie Love @ConnieAz
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Brian Johnson
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EI-EI-O
Steven David @thestevendavid
My eight-year-old just asked me if Bingo was the name of the farmer or the dog. Now I am questioning everything I thought I knew about life.
02:30 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Money in USA and Canada are metric (base 10)
SueinAZ @SueAKANana
I will never understand the metric system…
But anyway, I do love Gordon Lightfoot and Joni Mitchell! Just was listening to them a few days ago. I know the lyrics by heart and I sing along at the top of my voice! Luckily, for others, I live alone.
02:32 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Cranberries = devil fruit

Another evil plan put forward by the "Cranberry Industrial Complex"
Terri, Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisley
Intellectually I'm sure this is fine. But I'm currently looking for the right support group to help me process this.
02:15 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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In describing the impeachment process, he forgot the descriptors "illegal" (wasn't voted on), "waste of time" (no evidence has been produced after 3.5 years of digging), and "waste of money" (see "waste of time")
Say_it_straight @say_it_straight
Speaker Johnson is a failure. GOP voted in a guy with no experience, and it continues to SHOW
01:57 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Sometimes, people need a little help from their friends ... gently pointing out facts
Elle Faba @ElleFaba
Trying to figure out how this post does the "...lifting each other up." bit. Can anyone help me out?
01:59 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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That's less disturbing than realizing that all water out there has worked it's way through at least one human.
Lake Lanier @LakeLanier
You still can't filter out the ghosts or clean away the fact that you're drinking cemetery water.
02:02 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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They're throwing their dad under the bus for a change
Ubiquitous @ubikwitus6
Too stoned to remember?
01:16 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Moral of the story .. voters need to give Dems more that 2/3 of senate.
Lil @Lil
While the Standing Rules of the Senate can theoretically be changed by a simple majority vote, all it takes is opposition to a proposed change to then force debate (filibustering), which then takes a supermajority of a 2/3 vote to overcome.

Filibustering is a long-standing double-edged weapon.
12:58 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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I wish the Republicans supported the military
Peggy Stuart #FirstWave @PeggyStuart
Republicans in the Senate need to find a way.
01:00 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Now I want some Campbell's Chunky Soup.

So think you can eat it with a fork, but you'll WANT to use a spoon.
Liz N Is Not Your Mule @knitquiltsewst1
Chili and other kinds of stew are the quintessential foods for autumn, IMO!
03:45 PM - Nov 01, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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and he can't find it
TheHalfwayPost @TheHalfwayPost
04:38 PM - Oct 31, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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"The great wakening" ie "being woke"
Lynne Parker @LynneParker
08:00 AM - Oct 31, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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There's been a few advances since "the Greek physician Hippocrates" in the last 2000+ years.

And neither "abortions" or "homosexuality" are against the teachings of Jesus.

Some would say, these two are batshit crazy.

PS - guns aren't promoted in the bible
mvario @mvario
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Brian Johnson
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Dumbass Donnie doesn't know them.
They might have gotten coffee for him once.
Fiona Bski @FionaBski
WOO HOO ALL 3 KIDS WILL TESTIFY THIS WEEK!
Wednesday - Don Jr
Thurs - Eric
Fri - Ivanka
🤣😂🤣😂😁
09:00 AM - Oct 30, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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I vote for a cheap whiskey
Lee Cochran @lacjr1977
Ok guys this is for y'all.. is a 12.99 cologne going to do the same thing as a 75-200 dollar cologne is there really a reason to spend so much on something you may or may not wear all the time? Ladies I know I said for the guys only , feel free to chime in too
07:31 PM - Oct 27, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Needs a cape
Kimberlee (Kimbrûlée) @Firegoddess
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Brian Johnson
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I'm totally disavowing that guy

Not #JohnsonClan :(
John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️ @John_Boltons_Mustache
Mike Johnson = Massive Jackhole
02:32 PM - Oct 27, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Lost my mesh dispenser but was able to MacGyver a replacement
Vicki with an eye @catmomdo
02:32 PM - Oct 27, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Noting that there is a difference between Hamas terrorists and Palestinian peoples, we're all ears on how you think Israel should separate the Hamas terrorists from the Palestinians who are not Hamas terrorists.

From what I understand, several countries are trying several tactics to separate them.
Jaha Jay Hughes @J4prez2024
America! England! France! Germany, India! You are supporting the decimation of unarmed Palestinian people. Israel owns the skies over Gaza. There is no danger from the ground as the Palestinians have no weapons to harm their Israel Fighter Jets. The Palestinians have death!
02:34 PM - Oct 27, 2023
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Pitter patter .. get at er
Vee a lot of everything Happened @VeeHappened60
10:54 AM - Oct 27, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Let her cooperate with prosecutors first
Dave @opusworks
Sidney Powell 'extortion' claim means plea deal should be rescinded: Legal experts

https://www.msn.com/en-us/...
10:50 AM - Oct 27, 2023
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Don't forget, she also showed STOLEN dick pics on the house floor.
Simon Sands @richceo69
Greene has called Tlaib, who is Muslim, an "Israel hating America hating woman who does not represent anything America stands for" and introduced a resolution to the House floor on Thursday to censure the Democrat over her response to the conflict between Israel and Hamas.
10:50 AM - Oct 27, 2023
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Wait until she serves Fani's needs, then roll out the contraventions of her plea deal conditions and send her to jail for an automatic 6(?) years.
Lola Gayle @LolaGayleC
She's definitely walking a fine line.

Raw Story - Sidney Powell 'extortion' claim means plea deal should be rescinded: Legal experts
08:21 AM - Oct 27, 2023
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Brian Johnson
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Do you think Mike Johnson has the charisma to become a leader?

I don't.

He's been thrown into a leadership role by a dysfunctional group who will just as quickly throw him under the bus.
ANTIFA Cmdr. Baylus Brooks @questblackbeard
I may have been wrong. I thought Trump was the next Hitler or Rev. Jim Jones... but, it may have been GOP's #MAGAMike Johnson!
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