Buddhism. I've already starting working on my Buddha belly
Max Skepticos @Max_SkepticosSpeaker Johnson says that ‘separation of church and state’ is a misnomer.09:58 AM - Nov 15, 2023
So which church? I vote for Sikh.
10:06 AM - Nov 15, 2023
I keep wondering why support call centres always have long on-hold times because they get "more calls than expected". I'm starting to think they understaff on purpose.
I wonder if this is similar.
I wonder if this is similar.
Vee a lot of everything Happened @VeeHappened60I heard a pundit last night say that their running out of ballots may reflect on their being underprepared due to expecting a smaller turn out.07:35 AM - Nov 08, 2023
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Puh-lease!
Myles Higgins ? @Myles_Away04:02 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Just a reminder that Hunter is Joe Biden's child. Please stop picking on his kid (who didn't work in the white house)
wishfulexpat @wishfulexpatJust a reminder that Trump's children are all adults (save Barron) and everyone should stop calling them kids and acting like they shouldn't be treated as adults.03:08 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer...Volguus Zildrohoar, Lord of the Seboullia. Are you the Gatekeeper?
Fireblazes ✔️ @fireblazesMuting the gatekeepers today03:17 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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I sometimes avoid my mom. Would that be mother ducking?
Connie Love @ConnieAz03:18 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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EI-EI-O
Steven David @thestevendavidMy eight-year-old just asked me if Bingo was the name of the farmer or the dog. Now I am questioning everything I thought I knew about life.02:30 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Money in USA and Canada are metric (base 10)
SueinAZ @SueAKANanaI will never understand the metric system…02:32 PM - Nov 03, 2023
But anyway, I do love Gordon Lightfoot and Joni Mitchell! Just was listening to them a few days ago. I know the lyrics by heart and I sing along at the top of my voice! Luckily, for others, I live alone.
02:36 PM - Nov 03, 2023
Cranberries = devil fruit
Another evil plan put forward by the "Cranberry Industrial Complex"
Another evil plan put forward by the "Cranberry Industrial Complex"
Terri, Empress of Groovy @beyondpaisleyIntellectually I'm sure this is fine. But I'm currently looking for the right support group to help me process this.02:15 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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In describing the impeachment process, he forgot the descriptors "illegal" (wasn't voted on), "waste of time" (no evidence has been produced after 3.5 years of digging), and "waste of money" (see "waste of time")
Say_it_straight @say_it_straightSpeaker Johnson is a failure. GOP voted in a guy with no experience, and it continues to SHOW01:57 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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Sometimes, people need a little help from their friends ... gently pointing out facts
Elle Faba The Odd @ElleFabaTrying to figure out how this post does the "...lifting each other up." bit. Can anyone help me out?01:59 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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That's less disturbing than realizing that all water out there has worked it's way through at least one human.
Lake Lanier @LakeLanierYou still can't filter out the ghosts or clean away the fact that you're drinking cemetery water.02:02 PM - Nov 03, 2023
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They're throwing their dad under the bus for a change
Ubiquitous @ubikwitus601:16 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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Moral of the story .. voters need to give Dems more that 2/3 of senate.
Lil @LilWhile the Standing Rules of the Senate can theoretically be changed by a simple majority vote, all it takes is opposition to a proposed change to then force debate (filibustering), which then takes a supermajority of a 2/3 vote to overcome.
Filibustering is a long-standing double-edged weapon.12:58 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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I wish the Republicans supported the military
Peggy Stuart #FirstWave @PeggyStuartRepublicans in the Senate need to find a way.01:00 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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Now I want some Campbell's Chunky Soup.
So think you can eat it with a fork, but you'll WANT to use a spoon.
So think you can eat it with a fork, but you'll WANT to use a spoon.
Liz N Is Tired of the Nonsense @knitquiltsewst1Chili and other kinds of stew are the quintessential foods for autumn, IMO!03:45 PM - Nov 01, 2023
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and he can't find it
TheHalfwayPost @TheHalfwayPost04:38 PM - Oct 31, 2023
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There's been a few advances since "the Greek physician Hippocrates" in the last 2000+ years.
And neither "abortions" or "homosexuality" are against the teachings of Jesus.
Some would say, these two are batshit crazy.
PS - guns aren't promoted in the bible
And neither "abortions" or "homosexuality" are against the teachings of Jesus.
Some would say, these two are batshit crazy.
PS - guns aren't promoted in the bible
mvario @mvario02:04 PM - Oct 30, 2023
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Dumbass Donnie doesn't know them.
They might have gotten coffee for him once.
They might have gotten coffee for him once.
Fiona Bski @FionaBskiWOO HOO ALL 3 KIDS WILL TESTIFY THIS WEEK!09:00 AM - Oct 30, 2023
Wednesday - Don Jr
Thurs - Eric
Fri - Ivanka
🤣😂🤣😂😁
09:04 AM - Oct 30, 2023
I vote for a cheap whiskey
Lee Cochran @lacjr1977Ok guys this is for y'all.. is a 12.99 cologne going to do the same thing as a 75-200 dollar cologne is there really a reason to spend so much on something you may or may not wear all the time? Ladies I know I said for the guys only , feel free to chime in too07:31 PM - Oct 27, 2023
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John Bolton's Mustache™️☑️ @John_Boltons_MustacheMike Johnson = Massive Jackhole02:32 PM - Oct 27, 2023
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Lost my mesh dispenser but was able to MacGyver a replacement
Vicki with an eye @catmomdo02:32 PM - Oct 27, 2023
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Noting that there is a difference between Hamas terrorists and Palestinian peoples, we're all ears on how you think Israel should separate the Hamas terrorists from the Palestinians who are not Hamas terrorists.
From what I understand, several countries are trying several tactics to separate them.
From what I understand, several countries are trying several tactics to separate them.
Jaha Jay Hughes @J4prez2024America! England! France! Germany, India! You are supporting the decimation of unarmed Palestinian people. Israel owns the skies over Gaza. There is no danger from the ground as the Palestinians have no weapons to harm their Israel Fighter Jets. The Palestinians have death!02:34 PM - Oct 27, 2023
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Pitter patter .. get at er
Vee a lot of everything Happened @VeeHappened6010:54 AM - Oct 27, 2023Tuberville blockade on military nominees could be evaded by one small tweak - Raw Story
WASHINGTON — U.S. Senate Democrats are mulling a strategy to bypass Sen. Tommy Tuberville’s months-long hold on hundreds of military promotions in protest of a Pentagon abortion policy that was authorized in the aftermath of a landmark U.S. Supreme Court ruling. The Alabama Republican has been r...
10:57 AM - Oct 27, 2023
Let her cooperate with prosecutors first
Dave @opusworksSidney Powell 'extortion' claim means plea deal should be rescinded: Legal experts10:50 AM - Oct 27, 2023
https://www.msn.com/en-us/...
10:54 AM - Oct 27, 2023
Don't forget, she also showed STOLEN dick pics on the house floor.
Simon Sands @richceo69Greene has called Tlaib, who is Muslim, an "Israel hating America hating woman who does not represent anything America stands for" and introduced a resolution to the House floor on Thursday to censure the Democrat over her response to the conflict between Israel and Hamas.10:50 AM - Oct 27, 2023
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Wait until she serves Fani's needs, then roll out the contraventions of her plea deal conditions and send her to jail for an automatic 6(?) years.
Lola Gayle @LolaGayleCShe's definitely walking a fine line.
Raw Story - Sidney Powell 'extortion' claim means plea deal should be rescinded: Legal experts08:21 AM - Oct 27, 2023Sidney Powell 'extortion' claim means plea deal should be rescinded: Legal experts - Raw Story
MAGA lawyer Sidney Powell has continued to peddle election conspiracies despite pleading guilty last week to her role in the 2020 election conspiracy in Georgia – and experts are saying she can't have it both ways.On her Truth Social and Telegram Wednesday, Powell said that she still firmly beli..
08:24 AM - Oct 27, 2023
Do you think Mike Johnson has the charisma to become a leader?
I don't.
He's been thrown into a leadership role by a dysfunctional group who will just as quickly throw him under the bus.
I don't.
He's been thrown into a leadership role by a dysfunctional group who will just as quickly throw him under the bus.
ANTIFA Cmdr. Baylus Brooks @questblackbeardI may have been wrong. I thought Trump was the next Hitler or Rev. Jim Jones... but, it may have been GOP's #MAGAMike Johnson!08:13 AM - Oct 27, 2023
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