I've got, like, *half* a wolf inside me, tops. The rest is all screaming goats.
10:40 AM - Feb 05, 2023
RUDOLPH: You want me to-
SANTA: Yes.
R: But it's red.
S: Yes.
R: It's just, red is great for *being seen* - that's why they use it for brake lights. But for *casting* light - like headlights - you want white.
S:
R: I'm starting to think you don't know the first thing about basic traffic safety.
SANTA: Yes.
R: But it's red.
S: Yes.
R: It's just, red is great for *being seen* - that's why they use it for brake lights. But for *casting* light - like headlights - you want white.
S:
R: I'm starting to think you don't know the first thing about basic traffic safety.
10:40 PM - Dec 01, 2023
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The only question is format. Will it be an existing competition show (DWTS, Masked Singer)? Or one of those Kardashian-style follow-him-around-with-cameras deals?
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Robb @BuckyUnderbellyThere is literally ZERO chance this attention vampire DOESN'T already have his own reality show lined up. And people WILL watch it.01:13 PM - Nov 29, 2023
*sighs exhaustedly forever*
11:31 AM - Dec 01, 2023
He didn't die for our sins. He *lived* for them.
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Lipsticktraces @lipsticktraces09:29 AM - Nov 30, 2023
09:44 AM - Nov 30, 2023
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*checks cupboard and silverware drawer*
Yup. They're gone.
*little dog chuckles quietly*
Shut up and call the cops.
Yup. They're gone.
*little dog chuckles quietly*
Shut up and call the cops.
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Reisa Miller @REMillerThe cow made it!!!05:18 PM - Nov 29, 2023![Picture]()
05:23 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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Overcast. Dark. Cold. Not a car in sight. The frigid breeze absently thunks lazily swinging lids against the empty trash bins at the curb. My neighborhood has never been more I Am Legend than right now. At least the wi-fi works.
04:27 PM - Nov 29, 2023
There is literally ZERO chance this attention vampire DOESN'T already have his own reality show lined up. And people WILL watch it.
*sighs exhaustedly forever*
*sighs exhaustedly forever*
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JonCooper @JonCooperNEW: Nearly 90 House Republicans say they plan or are likely to support voting to expel George Santos from Congress. That means it’s nearly certain the indicted lawmaker will be out this week.
How does that make you feel? 😊10:30 AM - Nov 29, 2023![Picture]()
01:13 PM - Nov 29, 2023
Tyrant Joe Biden Reforms Welfare, Won't Let States Steal From Poor To Build Volleyball Palaces
https://www.wonkette.com/p...
https://www.wonkette.com/p...
03:41 PM - Nov 28, 2023
There is a cutting harshness to the sound of winter wind - perhaps because it isn't being softened by leaves - that always leaves me feeling bleak and remote. Today is the first day I've heard that harshness. I miss the softness of wind as much as I miss the warmth and the light. Hunkering down.
04:33 PM - Nov 28, 2023
COP: HANDS!! SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!!
SUSPECT: *does*
COP: Wow. Those are nice. Do you model?
SUSPECT: Watches mostly. Sometimes gloves.
SUSPECT: *does*
COP: Wow. Those are nice. Do you model?
SUSPECT: Watches mostly. Sometimes gloves.
11:52 AM - Nov 27, 2023
Last week I had my fourth (and possibly final?) round of interviews for a job I really want and I'M NOT INCESSANTLY REFRESHING MY INBOX! YOU'RE INCESSANTLY REFRESHING MY INBOX!
11:56 AM - Nov 27, 2023
COP: HANDS!! SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!!
SUSPECT: *does*
COP: Wow. Those are nice. Do you model?
SUSPECT: Watches mostly. Sometimes gloves.
SUSPECT: *does*
COP: Wow. Those are nice. Do you model?
SUSPECT: Watches mostly. Sometimes gloves.
11:52 AM - Nov 27, 2023
*inventing turkeys*
GOD: Hand me a chicken.
ANGEL: *hands over a chicken*
GOD: And that candle.
ANGEL: Are you--?
GOD: Gonna melt this candle all over this chicken's face. Gonna look so fucked up and nasty!
ANGEL: Sir, you've been at this for six straight days. Maye you should take tomorrow off.
GOD: Hand me a chicken.
ANGEL: *hands over a chicken*
GOD: And that candle.
ANGEL: Are you--?
GOD: Gonna melt this candle all over this chicken's face. Gonna look so fucked up and nasty!
ANGEL: Sir, you've been at this for six straight days. Maye you should take tomorrow off.
05:56 PM - Nov 22, 2023
Take it with a grain (or a whole shaker) of salt. People being sued always cry poverty to avoid paying. Note too, he can still afford a lawyer to say he's poor. And there'll be evil billionaires willing to subsidize him even if he doesn't personally have cash.
But I WANT him to be poor. So badly.
But I WANT him to be poor. So badly.
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Robb @BuckyUnderbellyRot in poverty, murder toad.11:13 AM - Nov 23, 2023
11:49 AM - Nov 23, 2023
Take it with a grain (or a whole shaker) of salt. People being sued always cry poverty to avoid paying. Note too, he can still afford a lawyer to say he's poor. And there'll be evil billionaires willing to subsidize him even if he doesn't personally have cash.
But I WANT him to be poor. So badly.
But I WANT him to be poor. So badly.
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Robb @BuckyUnderbellyRot in poverty, murder toad.11:13 AM - Nov 23, 2023
11:49 AM - Nov 23, 2023
Rot in poverty, murder toad.
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Fighting For Democracy! @CharmKyle Rittenhouse has lost all his money. He still has lawsuits from the man he shot and from the father of 1 of the 2 men he killed.
https://www.newsweek.com/k...10:30 AM - Nov 23, 2023
11:13 AM - Nov 23, 2023
*inventing turkeys*
GOD: Hand me a chicken.
ANGEL: *hands over a chicken*
GOD: And that candle.
ANGEL: Are you--?
GOD: Gonna melt this candle all over this chicken's face. Gonna look so fucked up and nasty!
ANGEL: Sir, you've been at this for six straight days. Maye you should take tomorrow off.
GOD: Hand me a chicken.
ANGEL: *hands over a chicken*
GOD: And that candle.
ANGEL: Are you--?
GOD: Gonna melt this candle all over this chicken's face. Gonna look so fucked up and nasty!
ANGEL: Sir, you've been at this for six straight days. Maye you should take tomorrow off.
05:56 PM - Nov 22, 2023
People always remember the "terrorizing the countryside" part, but few recall the Monster had an absolutely DEVASTATING 12-6 curveball and a WIPEOUT slider.
02:42 PM - Nov 21, 2023
Don't know where this meme came from but it made me laugh. A lot.
Musk denies this happened, so I'm thinking it's probably true.
Musk denies this happened, so I'm thinking it's probably true.
03:40 PM - Nov 18, 2023
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Although, if I'm being honest, this is probably *exactly* how I looked through the entirety of the first date with The Missus.
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Robb @BuckyUnderbellyNot sure what these two are waiting for, but this guy is fucking terrified.10:44 PM - Nov 08, 2023![Two stuffed animals sitting, side-by-side, in a bin at a grocery store. A panda and a pink teddy bear. They stare straight ahead.]()
![Close-up of the panda: his eyes are haunted and utterly terrified.]()
05:45 PM - Nov 17, 2023
I've done so many rounds of interviews for this potential job that I'm starting to think "being interviewed" might actually BE the job and that I could already be working there.
12:34 PM - Nov 18, 2023
I couldn't do more than the minimum (as I'm currently between jobs), but wanted to show up for the team!
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Robb @BuckyUnderbellyIn.06:04 PM - Nov 17, 2023
06:07 PM - Nov 17, 2023
In.
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy📢One year ago, I asked my Twitter followers if we could build a new platform powered by Bot Sentinel, would they switch? An overwhelming 75,673 individuals participated in this poll, with a remarkable 78.7% affirming their readiness to switch. From that moment, Spoutible was born.12:00 PM - Nov 17, 2023![Picture]()
06:04 PM - Nov 17, 2023
Although, if I'm being honest, this is probably *exactly* how I looked through the entirety of the first date with The Missus.
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Robb @BuckyUnderbellyNot sure what these two are waiting for, but this guy is fucking terrified.10:44 PM - Nov 08, 2023![Two stuffed animals sitting, side-by-side, in a bin at a grocery store. A panda and a pink teddy bear. They stare straight ahead.]()
![Close-up of the panda: his eyes are haunted and utterly terrified.]()
05:45 PM - Nov 17, 2023
