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I've got, like, *half* a wolf inside me, tops. The rest is all screaming goats.
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Make them do your laundry?
01:21 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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Stop trying to make "ideate" happen. The words "think" and "brainstorm" already exist.
05:35 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Item 4,509,983 on the Big List of Things I Didn't Know But Probably Should Have (My Backyard Version): Before producing any berries, blueberry bushes sprout adorably teensy little flowers!
02:18 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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They call it a "hush" money case because they don't want to wake him up.
11:50 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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They call it a "hush" money case because they don't want to wake him up.
11:50 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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He's gotta be FURIOUS with all the headlines about falling asleep in court today. Gonna show up tomorrow adderalled to the gills, stomping and snorting and barking. Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he bites a bailiff.
10:46 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Robb
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I bet in England they call it a "tisnt."
04:10 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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I am ALWAYS so focused on my own "performance" in those moments that it just overloads my listening abilities. So focused on smiling and nodding and looking friendly and charming that the names never end up penetrating my caveman skull.
Jacquelyn G. @Alaquin
Every dang time.
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Larry Henson
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For those undecided in the upcoming Presidential Election, this may be of some assistance in helping better understand
your choices.

Bon Appétit.
08:42 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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DUNE PART 2 (2024)
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Student loan forgiveness isn't tax dollars paying the banks. It's the government telling the bank "You've made enough." The bank writes it off and the person whose loan is forgiven (who has more than paid off the principal but still owes due to interest) can use that money to improve the economy.
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Sitting in my backyard in NJ enjoying the eclipse and A BIRD JUST LANDED ON ME.

We were both quite startled and he immediately thought better of it and left.

A SIGN!

Of what, I have no idea, but ... A SIGN!
04:10 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Some days the heavens just kinda smile down on you.
03:44 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Purdy.
03:28 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Robb
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Starting to believe that this may, in fact, be Hades, I may be Sisyphus, and my refrigerator's ice-maker may be a boulder. We are doomed, you and I, doomed to this frigid, cloggy dance for all eternity.
10:17 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Yup. That was an aftershock.
06:01 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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Truth Social stock tanking so fast on Wall Street the bottom wasn't ready?
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
Maybe that wasn't an earthquake. Maybe that was Republicans furiously stomping their feet over the new jobs report.
11:38 AM - Apr 05, 2024
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Maybe that wasn't an earthquake. Maybe that was Republicans furiously stomping their feet over the new jobs report.
11:38 AM - Apr 05, 2024
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No damage or injuries that I know of. (At least not in my house.) It was probably nothing by California standards. But I am hearing sirens now.

DO NOT LIKE.
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
So yeah. There was apparently an 5.5 earthquake. On the East Coast. In Jersey. Basically almost directly underneath my ass.

Holy ... and I can't stress this enough ... LIVING FUCK.
10:36 AM - Apr 05, 2024
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So yeah. There was apparently an 5.5 earthquake. On the East Coast. In Jersey. Basically almost directly underneath my ass.

Holy ... and I can't stress this enough ... LIVING FUCK.
10:36 AM - Apr 05, 2024
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I consider myself an influencer.

Because cautionary example is a kind of influence.
11:34 PM - Apr 04, 2024
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It's so bizarre that so many AI-generated ads are obsessed with showing grizzled hands pointing at products. Especially when the product is literally the only other thing in the image. Pointing fingers! So helpful!
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Me: *eating 60 cent ramen* yes, so easy
08:02 PM - Apr 03, 2024
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SABERMETRICS NERDS: We need a way to measure EXACTLY how wet a player is at any moment.

MLB JERSEY DESIGNERS: We got you.
12:31 AM - Apr 02, 2024
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SABERMETRICS NERDS: We need a way to measure EXACTLY how wet a player is at any moment.

MLB JERSEY DESIGNERS: We got you.
12:31 AM - Apr 02, 2024
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Look. Intellectually I *KNOW* that "POS" stands for "Point of Sale." But I come from the pre-internet days when it meant something different and this guy seems to be exactly as offended as he should be.
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Such a bold innovation for MLB to use jerseys that you apparently can never put in the dryer but must wear straight out of the washing machine. I'm sure there's a perfectly good reason for it them to always be soaking wet. Like how you have to shower before you get into the pool.
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Robb
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Motion to immediately and forever stop calling AI-generated images "photography." Do I have a second?
07:25 PM - Mar 28, 2024
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