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I've got, like, *half* a wolf inside me, tops. The rest is all screaming goats.
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RUDOLPH: You want me to-
SANTA: Yes.
R: But it's red.
S: Yes.
R: It's just, red is great for *being seen* - that's why they use it for brake lights. But for *casting* light - like headlights - you want white.
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R: I'm starting to think you don't know the first thing about basic traffic safety.
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The only question is format. Will it be an existing competition show (DWTS, Masked Singer)? Or one of those Kardashian-style follow-him-around-with-cameras deals?
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
There is literally ZERO chance this attention vampire DOESN'T already have his own reality show lined up. And people WILL watch it.

*sighs exhaustedly forever*
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test
07:41 PM - Nov 30, 2023
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He didn't die for our sins. He *lived* for them.
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*checks cupboard and silverware drawer*

Yup. They're gone.

*little dog chuckles quietly*

Shut up and call the cops.
Reisa Miller @REMiller
The cow made it!!!
05:18 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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Overcast. Dark. Cold. Not a car in sight. The frigid breeze absently thunks lazily swinging lids against the empty trash bins at the curb. My neighborhood has never been more I Am Legend than right now. At least the wi-fi works.
04:27 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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There is literally ZERO chance this attention vampire DOESN'T already have his own reality show lined up. And people WILL watch it.

*sighs exhaustedly forever*
JonCooper @JonCooper
NEW: Nearly 90 House Republicans say they plan or are likely to support voting to expel George Santos from Congress. That means it’s nearly certain the indicted lawmaker will be out this week.

How does that make you feel? 😊
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Tyrant Joe Biden Reforms Welfare, Won't Let States Steal From Poor To Build Volleyball Palaces
https://www.wonkette.com/p...
03:41 PM - Nov 28, 2023
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There is a cutting harshness to the sound of winter wind - perhaps because it isn't being softened by leaves - that always leaves me feeling bleak and remote. Today is the first day I've heard that harshness. I miss the softness of wind as much as I miss the warmth and the light. Hunkering down.
04:33 PM - Nov 28, 2023
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COP: HANDS!! SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!!

SUSPECT: *does*

COP: Wow. Those are nice. Do you model?

SUSPECT: Watches mostly. Sometimes gloves.
11:52 AM - Nov 27, 2023
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Last week I had my fourth (and possibly final?) round of interviews for a job I really want and I'M NOT INCESSANTLY REFRESHING MY INBOX! YOU'RE INCESSANTLY REFRESHING MY INBOX!
11:56 AM - Nov 27, 2023
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COP: HANDS!! SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!!

SUSPECT: *does*

COP: Wow. Those are nice. Do you model?

SUSPECT: Watches mostly. Sometimes gloves.
11:52 AM - Nov 27, 2023
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*inventing turkeys*
GOD: Hand me a chicken.
ANGEL: *hands over a chicken*
GOD: And that candle.
ANGEL: Are you--?
GOD: Gonna melt this candle all over this chicken's face. Gonna look so fucked up and nasty!
ANGEL: Sir, you've been at this for six straight days. Maye you should take tomorrow off.
05:56 PM - Nov 22, 2023
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Take it with a grain (or a whole shaker) of salt. People being sued always cry poverty to avoid paying. Note too, he can still afford a lawyer to say he's poor. And there'll be evil billionaires willing to subsidize him even if he doesn't personally have cash.

But I WANT him to be poor. So badly.
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
Rot in poverty, murder toad.
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Take it with a grain (or a whole shaker) of salt. People being sued always cry poverty to avoid paying. Note too, he can still afford a lawyer to say he's poor. And there'll be evil billionaires willing to subsidize him even if he doesn't personally have cash.

But I WANT him to be poor. So badly.
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
Rot in poverty, murder toad.
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Rot in poverty, murder toad.
Fighting For Democracy! @Charm
Kyle Rittenhouse has lost all his money. He still has lawsuits from the man he shot and from the father of 1 of the 2 men he killed.

https://www.newsweek.com/k...
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*inventing turkeys*
GOD: Hand me a chicken.
ANGEL: *hands over a chicken*
GOD: And that candle.
ANGEL: Are you--?
GOD: Gonna melt this candle all over this chicken's face. Gonna look so fucked up and nasty!
ANGEL: Sir, you've been at this for six straight days. Maye you should take tomorrow off.
05:56 PM - Nov 22, 2023
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People always remember the "terrorizing the countryside" part, but few recall the Monster had an absolutely DEVASTATING 12-6 curveball and a WIPEOUT slider.
02:42 PM - Nov 21, 2023
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Robb
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We lie first, and most convincingly, to ourselves.
01:11 AM - Nov 20, 2023
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We lie first, and most convincingly, to ourselves.
01:11 AM - Nov 20, 2023
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Ghostifications seem particularly haunty tonight ...
08:04 PM - Nov 19, 2023
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Don't know where this meme came from but it made me laugh. A lot.

Musk denies this happened, so I'm thinking it's probably true.
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Although, if I'm being honest, this is probably *exactly* how I looked through the entirety of the first date with The Missus.
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
Not sure what these two are waiting for, but this guy is fucking terrified.
10:44 PM - Nov 08, 2023
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I've done so many rounds of interviews for this potential job that I'm starting to think "being interviewed" might actually BE the job and that I could already be working there.
12:34 PM - Nov 18, 2023
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I'm like a fancy lady's underpants.

Unmentionable.
11:56 PM - Oct 26, 2023
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I couldn't do more than the minimum (as I'm currently between jobs), but wanted to show up for the team!
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
In.
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In.
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
📢One year ago, I asked my Twitter followers if we could build a new platform powered by Bot Sentinel, would they switch? An overwhelming 75,673 individuals participated in this poll, with a remarkable 78.7% affirming their readiness to switch. From that moment, Spoutible was born.
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Although, if I'm being honest, this is probably *exactly* how I looked through the entirety of the first date with The Missus.
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
Not sure what these two are waiting for, but this guy is fucking terrified.
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