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It's so bizarre to me that this company uses AI images. Why not just throw on a pair of your sleep socks and snap a pic on your phone? It's not like these are professional quality images. Just find somebody with the right number and configuration of toes and take a few foot selfies for nothing.
10:34 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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I don't mean to tell you your job, People, but I don't think that's a parrot.
10:52 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Make them do your laundry?
01:21 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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Item 4,509,983 on the Big List of Things I Didn't Know But Probably Should Have (My Backyard Version): Before producing any berries, blueberry bushes sprout adorably teensy little flowers!
02:18 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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DUNE PART 2 (2024)
09:10 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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Some days the heavens just kinda smile down on you.
03:44 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Purdy.
03:28 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Look. Intellectually I *KNOW* that "POS" stands for "Point of Sale." But I come from the pre-internet days when it meant something different and this guy seems to be exactly as offended as he should be.
12:26 PM - Mar 31, 2024
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ME: *to The Universe*
10:03 PM - Mar 22, 2024
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This is hitting me hard today.
06:19 PM - Mar 13, 2024
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OH MY GOD!! LOOK OUT, KID!!
01:07 PM - Mar 09, 2024
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Pharmacists. They’re just like the fish at the aquarium.
11:55 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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As Bigfoot gets older, I hope he appreciates how deeply A.I. cares about his podiatric health.
11:41 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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A lot of VERY specific things have to happen in your life to lead you to click "Add to Cart."
11:30 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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Become ungovernable.
10:06 AM - Feb 12, 2024
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You know what, spam folder, you're right. I'm gonna take my fungus out to dinner and a movie. Or maybe mani-pedis and brunch.
12:42 PM - Feb 02, 2024
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Don't know if it's good for exercising, but "Bulgarian Squat Machine" would make for a really solid nickname.
10:08 AM - Feb 01, 2024
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I know this is an anklet, but my brain keeps seeing a necklace. And a very specific model.
10:51 AM - Jan 27, 2024
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03:49 PM - Jan 21, 2024
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Ransom demands incoming.
10:30 PM - Jan 12, 2024
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You guys. Heads up. We’re not dipping or covering anymore. We’re enrobing. Update your lists.
06:35 PM - Jan 09, 2024
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Thank you. I appreciate the generosity, but I actually need to go to this gym because I already have too much of that.
03:08 PM - Jan 04, 2024
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Holy shit! They DID move it! This is in a different aisle now!

The Universe has lost all meaning! UP IS DOWN! BLACK IS WHITE!! CHAOS REIGNS!!
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This section of the grocery store isn't going anywhere.
10:13 PM - Feb 03, 2023
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The Missus bought some flowers for a holiday vase and one of them - I’m told it’s a protea - seriously looks like somebody crammed a bird into a juice glass. Nature: As beautiful as it is weird as fuck.
03:21 PM - Jan 02, 2024
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No.
10:15 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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2024 is going to be okay, coconuts. It's going to be okay.

No, I don't know exactly how. Just ... please ... please ... stop screaming.

Please.
08:38 PM - Dec 31, 2023 (Edited)
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Are you tired of never being able to conveniently splurt out an unholy glop of wet, fermented cabbage mush onto an otherwise perfectly innocent meal? Well, your terrible, terrible ship has come in! Convenience!
10:10 PM - Dec 24, 2023
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Since I don't have everybody's mailing addresses, here you go ...
09:39 PM - Dec 22, 2023
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So depressing. Back in the day he fought Godzilla. Today he's sending spam.
08:25 PM - Dec 19, 2023
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"We need SO many more people to come on our factory tour and also you all need to stop asking why they're disappearing!" say owners of suspiciously gamey hot dog company.
10:18 PM - Dec 18, 2023 (Edited)
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