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I've got, like, *half* a wolf inside me, tops. The rest is all screaming goats.
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Mother's Day is coming up.

Just a thought ...
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
If anybody's in the market for some cool and classy vintage stuff, The Missus has been putting together an Etsy store with the pieces she's collected over the years. She's got good taste, y'all. Give it a click! Who's it gonna hurt?!

https://blacklettervintage...
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And here we are. One for each of you. Please don't push. (If you like the one you got, feel free to share.)
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
With my next post I will have the same number of spouts as followers. That means you each get to have one. Please form an orderly line.
01:26 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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With my next post I will have the same number of spouts as followers. That means you each get to have one. Please form an orderly line.
01:26 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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It's so bizarre to me that this company uses AI images. Why not just throw on a pair of your sleep socks and snap a pic on your phone? It's not like these are professional quality images. Just find somebody with the right number and configuration of toes and take a few foot selfies for nothing.
10:34 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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Mother's Day is coming up.

Just a thought ...
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
If anybody's in the market for some cool and classy vintage stuff, The Missus has been putting together an Etsy store with the pieces she's collected over the years. She's got good taste, y'all. Give it a click! Who's it gonna hurt?!

https://blacklettervintage...
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If anybody's in the market for some cool and classy vintage stuff, The Missus has been putting together an Etsy store with the pieces she's collected over the years. She's got good taste, y'all. Give it a click! Who's it gonna hurt?!

https://blacklettervintage...
03:11 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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I mean, I'm no wildlife expert ... but ...
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
I don't mean to tell you your job, People, but I don't think that's a parrot.
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I know it seems cool, but I could never be an Avenger because I'd be constantly terrified that my hair would get caught and all tangled in the nano-tech insta-helmets.
10:08 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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ME: The forecast was looking a little ... stormy.

ME: *puts on sunglasses, drives away*
10:37 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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I mean, I'm no wildlife expert ... but ...
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
I don't mean to tell you your job, People, but I don't think that's a parrot.
10:52 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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I don't mean to tell you your job, People, but I don't think that's a parrot.
10:52 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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ME: The forecast was looking a little ... stormy.

ME: *puts on sunglasses, drives away*
10:37 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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BATMAN: (to JOKER) You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!

(later)

BATMAN and JOKER enjoying delicious honey roasted nuts from a food cart in the park.
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I know jail time is unlikely for him, but honestly, I would love it if his sentence could be that he's forced to listen to people mock him to his face until his entire sense of self just collapses into a pool of oily sludge.

Then we make fun of the sludge.
01:34 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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If you insist on using "alot" when you mean "a lot," I propose a new law that also forces you to use "alittle."
12:27 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Sometimes you see something expensive and think: "Sure, that's a lot of money, but it's worth it."

This isn't one of those times.

This isn't one of those times at all.
09:53 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Sometimes you see something expensive and think: "Sure, that's a lot of money, but it's worth it."

This isn't one of those times.

This isn't one of those times at all.
09:53 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Make them do your laundry?
01:21 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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Stop trying to make "ideate" happen. The words "think" and "brainstorm" already exist.
05:35 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Item 4,509,983 on the Big List of Things I Didn't Know But Probably Should Have (My Backyard Version): Before producing any berries, blueberry bushes sprout adorably teensy little flowers!
02:18 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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They call it a "hush" money case because they don't want to wake him up.
11:50 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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They call it a "hush" money case because they don't want to wake him up.
11:50 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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He's gotta be FURIOUS with all the headlines about falling asleep in court today. Gonna show up tomorrow adderalled to the gills, stomping and snorting and barking. Wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he bites a bailiff.
10:46 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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I bet in England they call it a "tisnt."
04:10 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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I am ALWAYS so focused on my own "performance" in those moments that it just overloads my listening abilities. So focused on smiling and nodding and looking friendly and charming that the names never end up penetrating my caveman skull.
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Every dang time.
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For those undecided in the upcoming Presidential Election, this may be of some assistance in helping better understand
your choices.

Bon Appétit.
08:42 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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DUNE PART 2 (2024)
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Student loan forgiveness isn't tax dollars paying the banks. It's the government telling the bank "You've made enough." The bank writes it off and the person whose loan is forgiven (who has more than paid off the principal but still owes due to interest) can use that money to improve the economy.
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Sitting in my backyard in NJ enjoying the eclipse and A BIRD JUST LANDED ON ME.

We were both quite startled and he immediately thought better of it and left.

A SIGN!

Of what, I have no idea, but ... A SIGN!
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