Robb
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In response to Sue Wright.
Or the one with all the soldiers holding the socked feet like they're ... weapons?

I DON'T GET IT!
11:17 PM - Apr 25, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Char.
Yup. He only cares about the media narrative. The truth is immaterial, always. But he obsesses over appearances. His narcissism simply won't be able to tolerate bad reviews like that.
11:05 PM - Apr 15, 2024 (Edited)
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Robb
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In response to Heidi Hafeken.
Unless somebody's out there making birdfeeders that look like "fat, unemployed Gandalf," I don't think it's that. As for the type of bird ... I'm no ornithologist, so my best guess is "outdoor-style." 😂
04:57 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Scarab Rose.
Free fat guy?
04:55 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Zaya Rose ⛧.
Oh good! Though I don't know if it matters that the bird didn't seem at all happy about the situation once he figured it out!
04:54 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Jenny Leung.
I did burst into something, but it wasn't song. More like ... I want to say ... startled panic? (To be fair, the bird did that first.) Sadly, I think I'm more Beast than Beauty, though! But my romantic entanglements are far more wholesome and uncomplicated!
04:51 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Josol.
If only we could get her to do it during the eclipse.
11:54 AM - Apr 05, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Thinkerbelle.
Oh, we're fine. (Thank you!) Disconcerted, but fine. They've revised it down to a 4.8 now. So that's ... good?
11:11 AM - Apr 05, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Read aBannedBook.
Pronounced "detritus" as "DEH-tree-us" for an embarrassingly long time. Extremely unfortunate.
08:28 PM - Apr 03, 2024
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Robb
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In response to My Flying Car 2020.
I enjoy a tipple as much as the next guy, but I hate, hate, hate the "drinking" holidays. So many people use it as an excuse to show their whole ass.
10:06 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Dorothy P.
1000%

I hide in my house on NYE. Holidays that give permission to behave badly ... usually also end badly.
10:01 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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Robb
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In response to BurgerFanMan.
Can't. Even. Imagine.
09:52 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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Robb
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In response to ecsbrooklyn.
It takes depressingly little permission for people to be enthusiastically gross.
09:50 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Christopher Bouzy.
Strong Arrested Development model home vibes.
01:13 PM - Mar 08, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Deb.
SO.
NASTY!!
08:45 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Ons 'Ollie' Olivier.
All three of their very specific customers were thrilled!
12:26 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Robb
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In response to shadeygreyskies.
You may only invite 120 people to your Cow Party. Doesn't seem fair.
11:39 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Robb.
"Yeah, I'm gonna need those in bulk."
11:31 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Salma Typhii.
And yet, employers are somehow confused as to why people want to work remotely.
04:35 PM - Feb 06, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Salma Typhii.
Also, if it was like you never really worked there in the first place, it makes it easier to lay people off. Nothing to put in a box as you shuffle out to your car.
04:25 PM - Feb 06, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Salma Typhii.
Lot of places don[t even have cubes anymore. Just long tables where you sit with your laptop. Consultants and managers spew all kinds of bullshit about "collaboration." But not all jobs are collaborative! Truth is, walls and cubes are expensive and they don't want to pay.
04:24 PM - Feb 06, 2024
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Robb
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In response to T. Naught.
I mean, I was promised a kicky headband at the very least.
10:47 AM - Jan 26, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Benny Andthejets.
All I'm saying is, sometimes it's just fun to go out and play-ee-yayyy.
10:45 AM - Jan 26, 2024
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Robb
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In response to hmmwrites (Heather's version).
*bows deeply*

A joyous Robbmas to you and your collected yours!
06:06 PM - Jan 24, 2024
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Robb
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In response to hal.
Extremely fair point. But I try to give the whole thing a positive twist. Because, honestly, it doesn't matter how old I get, unless I get to do it in the company of good people. They're swell and I need to tell them they're swell. And I figure it's as good a time as any.
05:08 PM - Jan 24, 2024
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Robb
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In response to L Geisenest.
*rushes to car*
*gets very cold*
*rushes back into house*
08:01 PM - Jan 15, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Mary Ohlson.
Thank you! I know the word "hero" is thrown around a lot these days ...
07:38 PM - Jan 15, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Evolve Undefined.
I AM MIGHTY! 🤣
07:37 PM - Jan 15, 2024
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Robb
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In response to Tracy I.
Hidden behind the washing machine two rooms away! Normally it's under the sink splitting off from the cold water line. But ours led us on a merry chase! Had to shut it off the water temporarily while I swapped in the new flexible line. Renting is fun!
07:37 PM - Jan 15, 2024
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Robb
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In response to April Sparkles.
10000%. I make sure to get outdoor time in the spring/summer/fall, but these are essential to me in the winter when sitting outside with my snoot pointed skyward isn't as much of an option.
11:15 AM - Jan 14, 2024
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