I've never liked when the word "phobic or phobia" has been tacked onto other words when describing people. I have arachnophobia. I'm scared of spiders. People with "transphobia" etc aren't scared. They're assholes.
12:50 AM - Mar 14, 2023
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I was in a movie called Running Brave released in 1983. Filmed and funded in Canada about American runner Billy Mills. I was the bad guy too a young Billy Mills as he starts his running career. Everything filmed by the "young" Billy was cut from the final edit. Robbie Benson was the star.
11:23 PM - Apr 13, 2024
In the future your outdoor clothing will include tracking and laser destruction of mosquitos in a 3 meter radius.
07:20 PM - Apr 11, 2024
At 57, the best advice I have for young men is this.
Whenever possible, sit to pee and put on socks.
Whenever possible, sit to pee and put on socks.
07:09 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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You can call Trump a rapist to his face and he couldn't sue you for defamation. If you wouldn't let him babysit your kids, why would you make him The President?
03:44 AM - Apr 05, 2024
I am trying to keep the drama there.
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Woke/Saying NO to polls @WokeHi @cbouzy12:16 PM - Mar 23, 2024
I have a request please. Is it possible for you to post some.if your tweets here on Spoutible, especially those concerning the Royal controversy?
I do not have an account there and my sister shows me some of your tweets. They’re 🔥
04:50 AM - Mar 24, 2024
They have given me free rein of the whiteboard at work. Dry erase markers are harder to work with than I thought. But this is an original drawing to remind posted in military members to book an inspection when they leave
02:48 AM - Mar 24, 2024
My first computer in 1993 had a 1 gigabyte hard drive a voodoo video card, 28k modem and 4 megabytes of ram. For the time is was impressive.
01:26 AM - Mar 17, 2024
Twice a day, every day, an elderly Asian lady visits these garbage dumpsters just outside the patio door of my apartment. Looking for bottles. I always give her mine. She started giving me some of the edible finds she makes awhile ago. She does not speak English. The latest gifts.
12:30 PM - Mar 15, 2024
4 Threaded Spouts
A coworker of mine hates our Prime Minister. Thinks Trump would be the best President. He believes Michelle Obama is a trans person so Barack is gay and his kids aren't really his.
I just sit there while he spouts this nonsense. Countering him seems pointless. I'm frustrated and sad.
I just sit there while he spouts this nonsense. Countering him seems pointless. I'm frustrated and sad.
03:17 AM - Mar 06, 2024
Had to have 1 those just to be safe MRIs (fancy xray). It was negative, so that's good. Surprisingly though, they found an old compression fracture of my spine. I've spent the last 8 hours trying to figure out how and when this happened. I got nothin.
02:34 AM - Feb 28, 2024
We finally got some significant snow here in Edmonton, so the rabbits are looking for food. First one of the season.
12:34 AM - Feb 28, 2024
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The launch of my new model rocket with onboard video
Der Red Max
Approximate altitude 500 ft
Der Red Max
Approximate altitude 500 ft
06:15 PM - Feb 18, 2024
My new rocket. The black thing on the side is a tiny video camera
09:02 PM - Feb 10, 2024
My favorite insult
I'm sorry, I seem to have left any F@%ks I had to give in my other pants. So your going to have to go F@%k yourself.
I'm sorry, I seem to have left any F@%ks I had to give in my other pants. So your going to have to go F@%k yourself.
08:42 PM - Feb 10, 2024
Me, when I talk about sports to a tRump supporter.
I know that in hockey if my team can get that small rubber thingy in their net, we get a point. If we can get more points, we win. Just like soccer, though to be clear they use a ball.
I know that in hockey if my team can get that small rubber thingy in their net, we get a point. If we can get more points, we win. Just like soccer, though to be clear they use a ball.
08:38 PM - Feb 10, 2024
For any fellow model rocket enthusiasts. Here are 2 pieces of equipment I've found helpful and even increase the enjoyment
1. From fishing, a barrel swivel. Use it to attach the parachute. It keeps it from tangling
2. Launch at night with a tiny led light. Attached to the nose cone
1. From fishing, a barrel swivel. Use it to attach the parachute. It keeps it from tangling
2. Launch at night with a tiny led light. Attached to the nose cone
08:06 PM - Feb 10, 2024
Capitalism in a nutshell.
NASA spent a lot of money developing a pen to work in space.
Russia used a pencil.
NASA spent a lot of money developing a pen to work in space.
Russia used a pencil.
12:53 AM - Jan 04, 2024
To the watch business that resized the band on my made from wood watch. Thank you. As it is fragile you sent it to head office in Vancouver. Probably $25 in shipping each way. Then you charged me $15. You could've and should've said no. I feel like I took advantage of you.
12:36 PM - Dec 26, 2023
When I was in the military in the late 80s. I worked at NORAD command HQ in North Bay Ont, Canada. When I arrived for work on Christmas eve I was told that I had been tasked to be the voice of NORAD tracks Santa and proceeded for 8 hours to give interviews to various radio stations around the world.
05:47 PM - Dec 24, 2023
In response to Christopher Barry.
My spouse plays Christmas music (which I detest) & he put a Frazier fir air freshener in the truck, same as the candle in his office. I got nauseous and a headache on a road trip today and he was hurt that insisted on putting it in the glove box. Spent all my points so it was Xmas music for me ☹️🙄
12:11 AM - Dec 23, 2023
5 Threaded Spouts
My girlfriend put an air freshener thingy on the vent of my new to me car. Smells like a candle store exploded in there. I have to drive with the window down. It's Edmonton and it's cold
10:25 PM - Dec 22, 2023
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Free movie idea
After discovering through genealogy that he is 38th in line for the British throne. Proceeds to try an kill everyone ahead of him.
After discovering through genealogy that he is 38th in line for the British throne. Proceeds to try an kill everyone ahead of him.
08:49 PM - Dec 17, 2023
Girlfriend just returned from Jamaica, and says this is a Lobster. I beg to differ. Yes or no?
04:59 AM - Dec 16, 2023
As usual the mosquitos avoided me this summer. My delight at this has turned into insult. This can only be remedied after I donate my body to science after my death.
The new mosquito spray will be called "Barry"
The new mosquito spray will be called "Barry"
10:34 PM - Dec 14, 2023
As a child I would be so excited for Christmas Day that I couldn't sleep and because our filled stockings would be under our beds when we got up. My parents have admitted to me that I was given Nyquil at about 10pm.
10:05 PM - Dec 14, 2023
I put a mask on a Stuffed Gremlin. To me, it's an example of it means what you think it means.
You should wear a mask, because even the gremlin is wearing one
You shouldn't wear a mask, because the gremlin is wearing one.
Wars and this stuffed gremlin have a lot in common.
You should wear a mask, because even the gremlin is wearing one
You shouldn't wear a mask, because the gremlin is wearing one.
Wars and this stuffed gremlin have a lot in common.
09:57 PM - Dec 13, 2023
Pin setting was my 1st job. Ralston Alberta Canada, 1976, I was 10. It's a military base where the bowling alley was built in the 40's. Still a first job for children in the area. I worked 2 hours a week for $4/hr. I was rich I thought.
01:24 AM - Dec 10, 2023
I love the mental health message and it helps that it's funky
All Eyes On Me -- Bo Burnham (from "Inside" - album out now) - YouTube
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12:58 AM - Dec 08, 2023
In 1971 I remember being excited to start school. Sounded like fun. But, even at 5, I could tell time. When the realization dawned on me that I would miss Mr Dressup at 10:30am. I was inconsolable, as 5 yr olds often are.
01:30 AM - Nov 29, 2023
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