I just did 2 weeks worth of laundry and all my socks matched.
Please clap.
Please clap.
11:23 PM - May 01, 2024
It's like the question, "Have you stopped beating your wife? Yes or no?"
Sample size is important, too. My (very good, competent) vet suggested waiting until Sandy was a year old to neuter him because (I looked at the study) TWO miniature poodles neutered at 6 most. developed joint problems.
Sample size is important, too. My (very good, competent) vet suggested waiting until Sandy was a year old to neuter him because (I looked at the study) TWO miniature poodles neutered at 6 most. developed joint problems.
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Shawn Scott @CMEJAMThis is an incredibly important point @cbouzy is demonstrating. In my 30 year advertising career the North Star is knowing that the difference between success and failure can come down to 10 words strung together. Media literacy should also include knowing who is running the poll and their bias.03:51 PM - May 01, 2024
04:44 PM - May 01, 2024
This is an Instagram post from a fantastic post with an incredibly painful, truthful, and important message. I vouch that it’s a safe link.
Man or bear?
Man or bear?
09:38 PM - May 01, 2024
This is an incredibly important point @cbouzy is demonstrating. In my 30 year advertising career the North Star is knowing that the difference between success and failure can come down to 10 words strung together. Media literacy should also include knowing who is running the poll and their bias.
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyIt's the same question worded differently with different results. The polls are not scientific, but this experiment demonstrates how you can manipulate the outcome of a poll with just how you word it.02:32 PM - May 01, 2024![Picture]()
03:51 PM - May 01, 2024
Happy May Day!
In Finland we celebrate it as the holiday of working class and academia. Everybody wears their graduation hats, people cruise around in their summer cars and everybody's got a hangover except me.
In Finland we celebrate it as the holiday of working class and academia. Everybody wears their graduation hats, people cruise around in their summer cars and everybody's got a hangover except me.
09:04 AM - May 01, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
Hey hey Spoutans!
Sunday is Crossword Day! Don't miss my first-ever published crossword in the New York Times this Sunday, April 28.
And as a special nod to the #ThursdayNightPuzzleGang , here's a mini I whipped up, with these hints to the starred clues:
@April_Sparkles
@AverybodySpouts
Sunday is Crossword Day! Don't miss my first-ever published crossword in the New York Times this Sunday, April 28.
And as a special nod to the #ThursdayNightPuzzleGang , here's a mini I whipped up, with these hints to the starred clues:
@April_Sparkles
@AverybodySpouts
09:56 AM - Apr 25, 2024
I cannot get them to snuggle but they will touch butts all day long. #dogsofspoutible
08:39 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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That's why I'm a Democrat. That's why I'm woke. That's why I have a responsibility to help others.
And I'll be goddamned if some ignorant, belligerent, butthurt conservatives are going to take away my right to pay the debt I owe to others. They can fuck themselves.
And I'll be goddamned if some ignorant, belligerent, butthurt conservatives are going to take away my right to pay the debt I owe to others. They can fuck themselves.
07:14 PM - Apr 21, 2024
Trump killed the bipartisan border deal. Pass it on.
06:27 PM - Apr 19, 2024
The wind is steady at 25 mph out there with 40mph gusts and this old man just loves sunbathing so much he gives zero intercourses.
#dogsofspoutiblecommunity
#dogsofspoutiblecommunity
01:32 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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The point of this exercise is to show how easy it is to fake an image or a video, and we need legislation to address deepfakes and AI-generated / AI-altered photos because it will only get worse from here.
07:26 AM - Apr 16, 2024
Here’s to those of us who just want to call in sick because we need a good ‘cry all day in bed’ day.
09:04 AM - Apr 16, 2024
🚨 URGENT this fvcker from WAPO is posting 45s juror info with so much detail anyone could find them. PLEASE write sally.buzbeewashpost.com to file a complaint and remind her that WAPO faces contempt charges. 😡
09:52 PM - Apr 15, 2024
I know I’m not alone in growing so soul-weary about waking up each day to discovering humans keep finding new ways to perpetuate war and the destruction of our species.
Imma stick my hands in dirt and then just fucking tear into my Bad Boy mower and get greasy and get off SM today.
❤️🩹☮️
Imma stick my hands in dirt and then just fucking tear into my Bad Boy mower and get greasy and get off SM today.
❤️🩹☮️
08:40 AM - Apr 14, 2024
Your honor, I really just had a lot on my plate at the time.
You know, normal life?
You know, normal life?
06:50 PM - Apr 13, 2024
Thank you for asking. Just make the few Brazilian users who have already joined feel welcomed.
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R o K p h i s h @RoKphishWhat can we do to help?08:00 PM - Apr 11, 2024
08:50 PM - Apr 11, 2024
Y’all know what to do. Do what you can even if it’s sharing this with others.
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Ricardo Lundi, DPM @ricardolundi"Hi all, My wife, Monjori, is fighting breast cancer. Our family set up a GoFundMe to help with medical costs. Sharing this isn't typical for me, but any support or spreading the word would mean a lot. Thank you. https://gofund.me/113f438c03:17 PM - Apr 12, 2024
03:49 PM - Apr 12, 2024
Some of you probably don't know that Bot Sentinel was very popular in Brazil before Elon acquired Twitter. Even some of our research was cited by Brazilian elected officials. So it's no surprise Brazilians would prefer Spoutible over Bluesky. Releasing a Portuguese version is a no brainer.
uol.com.br
Bot Sentinel: 'desinformação no Brasil tende a ser pior do que nos EUA' - 22/12/2021 - UOL TILT
O engenheiro Christopher Bouzy tinha a pretensão de apenas auxiliar o debate político nos Estados Unidos ao criar a plataforma Bot Sentinel, que usa inteligência artificial (IA) para identificar se determinada conta no Twitter é um robô automatizado (b
06:35 AM - Apr 12, 2024
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95% totality looks like you’re seeing everything behind sunglasses. You can tell it’s bright, but it’s not right now #solareclipse
02:45 PM - Apr 08, 2024
Testing my camera filter. Going to try to grab some images while the eclipse is in motion. We have some high cloud cover so this is the sun through clouds.
10:50 AM - Apr 08, 2024
There are going to be some luscious black women on #cmtawards tonight making MAGA cry. Cry more bitches.
08:38 PM - Apr 07, 2024
I just bought a phone upgrade at my local provider store from the manager who LOOKED JUST LIKE ALEX JONES and when I tell you the visceral reaction I had to his face when I walked through the door… whew children….
06:56 PM - Apr 07, 2024
This spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.
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