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thread 13 Threaded Spouts
To all new Spouties: Welcome to meeting me!¹

1. I am the Spoutible Scholar®!
06:51 PM - Jun 16, 2023
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Nice doggie! And is the find Waldo a trick question? Who took the pic? If it wasn't you, you're almost dead center and through the branches in the structure opening.
Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 @Canyonsfan
Un Paseo Por El Bosque

The hike today was in the Guanajuato Foothills, starting near Paredones.¹

¹ This hike was very different from the last one that I went on; no bushwhacking and much more shade from trees (including oak trees); descriptions are in the alt text.
05:43 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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I find your preferences appalling! No, just alarming! No, merely amusing! Maybe a wee bit unassuming. I don't know what I think anymore, Ms. Midler!
Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 @Canyonsfan
I disappear for half a day and I come back to naked shoppers and weird men’s underwear.¹

¹ I should go away more often.
07:17 PM - Feb 25, 2024
08:52 PM - Feb 25, 2024 (Edited)
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Or Oscar Wilde! Or even Peter Kingdom!
Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 @Canyonsfan
Wait, WHAT?¹

¹ He can only do it if he does it as Inspector Thompson. Or General Melchett.
07:22 PM - Feb 25, 2024
08:50 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Whatever you do don't play truth or dare!
Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 @Canyonsfan
I feel like tonight’s edible is telling me to inappropriately DM people.¹

¹ This is NOT a good thing, so I am going to go play a game for a bit.
08:11 PM - Feb 25, 2024
08:44 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Bob
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Maui right now. Just finished a long day of poolside lounging. We finished a 64 oz growler of gin and tonics.*

*Over 5 hours and with a burger and fries along the way. No problemo.

Time for dinner on the beach somewhere.
08:41 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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⚛️Shawn Athan
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Excuse my launguage but this is the same fucker that was Trumps Surgeon General who completely fucked up the pandemic. It twas his twatwaffle boss that did absolutely nothing about US Healthcare and in fact gutted "Obamacare". Fuck this guy!
08:27 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Karl S the Typo King
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Just checked my DMs, different kinda game than I was thinking.
08:23 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Rob Pare
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² Or. Maybe. Inappropriate DMs are the game.
Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 @Canyonsfan
I feel like tonight’s edible is telling me to inappropriately DM people.¹

¹ This is NOT a good thing, so I am going to go play a game for a bit.
08:11 PM - Feb 25, 2024
08:17 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Liza
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In response Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 to their Spout
I log off when alcohol or edibles enter the system. Or else I’ll start sharing inappropriate selfies & saying naughty things I’ll regret.
08:15 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐
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Estoy tan confundida.¹

¹ ¿Es gratis o cuesta $390?
08:17 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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I feel like tonight’s edible is telling me to inappropriately DM people.¹

¹ This is NOT a good thing, so I am going to go play a game for a bit.
08:11 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Unapologetically Beth
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Dammit
*walks to kitchen to make popcorn*
Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 @Canyonsfan
I want an Awesome Party Basement.¹

¹ And popcorn.
08:03 PM - Feb 25, 2024
08:05 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐
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Watching the #CarabaoCup replay as I missed it earlier.¹

¹ It really should have been called the #VARCup given the number of goals chalked off.
08:06 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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King Lavender-licous
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Got this juicy, thick ass pomegranate that's about to get it!
08:02 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Nathan Orr
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I thought they were dropping the ball as I haven’t had a single ad for raisins, but if they’re really watching me closely, they know I’m already hooked.
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
There are one or two of these ads that don’t seem to apply to me.
07:47 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐
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I want an Awesome Party Basement.¹

¹ And popcorn.
Dave Plus Coffee (he/him) @davepluscoffee
Winding down the weekend with Superman II in the Awesome Party Basement 🍿
07:59 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Dave Plus Coffee (he/him)
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Winding down the weekend with Superman II in the Awesome Party Basement 🍿
07:59 PM - Feb 25, 2024 (Edited)
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Mark Kubert, DC
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“Avid” is maybe a bit much.
aaron @beec4240
oh, you’re getting ads that don’t apply to handsome, smart, 34 to 48 year old doctors who are excellent parallel parkers and avid vacuumers?

you can click that x in the top right and train it that you aren’t supposed to get regular person ads
07:50 PM - Feb 25, 2024
07:52 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Blanche Davidian
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In response Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 to their Spout
Back in the OLD days i dressed like Tammy Wynette and "sang" Stand by Your Man at the local karaoke bar. Sometimes I brought down the house..other times I needed an escort to my car. PS...i don't drink that much anymore
07:52 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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It has just occurred to me that I have been barking up the completely wrong karaoke tree for EVER.¹

¹ People have told me for years that I am like Bette Midler; so now I REALLY have my work cut out for me.
07:45 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Oh Well
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Why does everybody think I am White?????

@djchefron Would you please verify to these people that I am Black.
Tricia @TriciaPTC
Oh Well, gather your white friends, family, co-workers, neighbors and shout at all of them for voting for the orange traitor. It is not white folks lane to be outraged at Black folks concerning drump. What you are doing is racist, blaming Blacks folks for the abuses of white people.
06:17 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Myles Higgins
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Target acquired.
Al Gray @straydogear
As an American it is my solemn duty to make poutine with tater tots, cheese whiz, and chili con carne.
07:29 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐
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Flirting with gimbal lock there, Al.¹

¹ I’d watch my back if I were you.
Al Gray @straydogear
As an American it is my solemn duty to make poutine with tater tots, cheese whiz, and chili con carne.
07:29 PM - Feb 25, 2024
07:31 PM - Feb 25, 2024 (Edited)
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Al Gray
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As an American it is my solemn duty to make poutine with tater tots, cheese whiz, and chili con carne.
07:29 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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MetälmikE @MetalMike
Y'all think Samantha & Jake did it after the credits rolled?
07:27 PM - Feb 25, 2024
07:30 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐
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That’s a load off.¹

¹ One can never be too sure these days, particularly on the Interwebs.
aaron @beec4240
just to clear up any confusion: i am not Sami’s husband
07:27 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐
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And rent a car.¹

¹ That’s what your spout inspired, Connie.
Connie Love @ConnieAz
It is! You need to go southwest ↘️
then south ⬇️
to the cornfield 🌽🌽🌽🌽
Go around the roundabout 🔄
then take a hard right ↩️
06:36 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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It is! You need to go southwest ↘️
then south ⬇️
to the cornfield 🌽🌽🌽🌽
Go around the roundabout 🔄
then take a hard right ↩️
hmmwrites (Heather's version) @hmmwrites
Wait, where?

I thought it was there.↩️
06:26 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐
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Wait, WHAT?¹

¹ He can only do it if he does it as Inspector Thompson. Or General Melchett.
A.J. McKinley @AJOHMS1956
As much as I love Stephen Fry I think he's the wrong choice for hosting 'Jeopardy UK'.
07:03 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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