I'm taking bets that she met George Santos while he was role-playing again.
https://www.theguardian.co...
https://www.theguardian.co...
04:56 PM - May 03, 2024
It's opening day, and here's a pitch for the Library of Congress. Play ball!
(the linked article is now a free agent, no longer under exclusive contract with the Washington Post)
https://wapo.st/4cCYGfS
(the linked article is now a free agent, no longer under exclusive contract with the Washington Post)
https://wapo.st/4cCYGfS
12:13 PM - Mar 28, 2024
I successfully Rickrolled my beloved last night after our vows, first by offering as a toast a reading of the chorus in Hebrew, and then the English translation.
I'm kind of proud of pulling off the surprise.
I'm kind of proud of pulling off the surprise.
11:02 PM - Sep 23, 2023
Fergus rarely engages in civil or uncivil disobedience, but he's contemplating the consequences acting on the pretense of politeness demonstrated by this almost hidden sign.
07:15 PM - Aug 15, 2023
I suppose that the only reason Trump hasn't released this allegedly exonerating information at any time over the past 2.5 years is that the stuff was stashed in some of the many boxes hidden in the Mar-a-Lago bathroom.
02:05 PM - Aug 15, 2023
Before even reaching the 41 counts charged against the defendants, the Fulton County Grand Jury set out 161 acts in the 98 page indictment.
I'm going to refer to the indictment as The Book of Acts, and appreciate the litany (or variations) that ended each recitation:
"This was an overt act in furt
I'm going to refer to the indictment as The Book of Acts, and appreciate the litany (or variations) that ended each recitation:
"This was an overt act in furt
12:44 AM - Aug 15, 2023
Favre was responsible for about $7.8 million, but paid back only $1.1 million.
Brett Favre gave less than a quarter back.
https://thehill.com/homene...
Brett Favre gave less than a quarter back.
https://thehill.com/homene...
08:16 PM - Aug 12, 2023
I want a remake of the 2014 film, "The Other Woman," with Justice Thomas playing the role of the philandering husband and his superrich patrons playing the various cheated-on mistresses and wife.
https://www.propublica.org...
https://www.propublica.org...
06:56 PM - Aug 10, 2023
Florida.
Every day, a new Taliblunder.
Florida effectively bans AP Psychology course over LGBTQ content, College Board says https://www.nbcnews.com/nb...
Every day, a new Taliblunder.
Florida effectively bans AP Psychology course over LGBTQ content, College Board says https://www.nbcnews.com/nb...
05:19 PM - Aug 03, 2023
I like the original Duck Duck Goose game better.
02:23 PM - Jul 28, 2023
Wendy McCaw bought the SBN-P in 2000 for $100m and Trumped it into the ground. Today, it claims "assets of less than $50,000, with $1m to $10m in liabilities."
She's not quite at Musk-level wasting, but that's still impressive work at spinning gold into straw.
https://www.theguardian.co...
She's not quite at Musk-level wasting, but that's still impressive work at spinning gold into straw.
https://www.theguardian.co...
04:06 PM - Jul 24, 2023
Thinking of movies inspired by Disney rides (Pirates of the Caribbean, PotC: Even Wetter, PotC: Deppth Charge, the remake of The Haunted Mansion, Jungle Cruise, and more), I wondered how we escaped a film version of It's a Small World.
Then I realized that it exists.
Then I realized that it exists.
01:01 AM - Jul 13, 2023
We just watched "Glengarry Glen Ross" as part of our Alan Arkin Memorial Film Festival*.
I'm relying on Ted Lasso binge watching as an effective antidote.
*seating limited to our living room sofa and a couple of chairs
https://www.imdb.com/title...
I'm relying on Ted Lasso binge watching as an effective antidote.
*seating limited to our living room sofa and a couple of chairs
https://www.imdb.com/title...
09:12 PM - Jul 02, 2023
As an unverified user (i.e., someone who has better things to do with $8/mo than to give it to Krugerrand Paul), I likely won't be able to read the final tweet that tells me Twitter has died.
02:40 PM - Jul 01, 2023
I can't decide if:
(1) this is a particularly entitled student driver;
(2) El*n M*sk has so severely devalued the car that increased risk of damage is of no concern;
(3) this is Tesla warning us of an innovative autopilot software change.
(1) this is a particularly entitled student driver;
(2) El*n M*sk has so severely devalued the car that increased risk of damage is of no concern;
(3) this is Tesla warning us of an innovative autopilot software change.
08:17 PM - Jun 24, 2023
Oracle Park's various flags disagree on wind direction.
09:26 PM - May 17, 2023
I would not blame you if you were envious of my new Lou Seal hat.
11:28 AM - May 14, 2023
I'd be much happier with the concept of a multiverse if all of the universes were better synchronized in time and space.
Six minutes to Los Gatos, maybe, if one drove backward v-e-r-y slowly.
Six minutes to Los Gatos, maybe, if one drove backward v-e-r-y slowly.
08:30 PM - May 12, 2023
I think it's the work of a greasy knock-off artist called Chrisco, shortening the gap between parody and art, and trying to get fat off the reputation and style of an artist long celebrated for massive public installations.
https://www.nytimes.com/20...
https://www.nytimes.com/20...
12:16 PM - May 05, 2023
Looks like Matt Gaetz is deadly serious about people spilling wine on him.
https://thehill.com/homene...
https://thehill.com/homene...
thehill.com
Republican lawmakers to introduce national ‘stand your ground’ bill | The Hill
Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) and Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) plan to introduce a national “stand your ground” bill Thursday, as several similar state laws face scrutiny amid a series of high-profile shootings. The legislation would allow people to use deadly force if they “reasonab..
03:35 PM - May 04, 2023
09:58 AM - May 03, 2023
I'm beginning to suspect that "Elon Musk" is nothing more than an elaborate deep fake. Nearly lifelike, but a deep fake nonetheless.
https://sfist.com/2023/04/...
https://sfist.com/2023/04/...
05:09 PM - Apr 28, 2023
"X Corp."
Great name, Elon. Pretty easily confused with "X Corpse," like a zombie.
Great name, Elon. Pretty easily confused with "X Corpse," like a zombie.
07:15 PM - Apr 25, 2023
The statement, "Siempre comemos en restaurantes caros [We always eat in expensive restaurants]" really needs the snark of the response, "¿Dónde está el banco? [Where is the bank]."
08:55 PM - Apr 23, 2023
Not just another virus-infected anti-virus scam, but a scam from the future!
12:12 PM - Apr 19, 2023
Sure, Duolingo, but if I chose the second response, wouldn't it convey the same information?
06:31 PM - Apr 01, 2023
The best thing about getting a new driver's license is that the DMV doesn't love me, and so provides me with a realistic (rather than flattering) likeness.
01:48 PM - Mar 27, 2023
Why is Wells Fargo still in existence? Hasn't it exhausted all possibilities for corruption?
https://www.courthousenews...
https://www.courthousenews...
01:33 AM - Mar 24, 2023
Put a Stoic in in, Journey. You're done.
"They make one journey after another and change spectacle for spectacle."
-- Seneca the Younger, On the Shortness of Life
“Every journey has its end.”
-- Seneca the Younger, Letters from a Stoic
https://www.billboard.com/...
"They make one journey after another and change spectacle for spectacle."
-- Seneca the Younger, On the Shortness of Life
“Every journey has its end.”
-- Seneca the Younger, Letters from a Stoic
https://www.billboard.com/...
02:59 PM - Mar 10, 2023
