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@cbouzy and @Spoutible

Here is a selfie, my government ID, and an article from Wikipedia showing that I am notable. Is this how I get verified?

https://en.wikipedia.org/w...
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Lake Louise @LakeLouise
I'm a mile above sea level, so I'm like the top of the waterslide, where you're giddy with anticipation.
@LakeLanier is the dark tunnel in the middle, where you think about the waterslide/razor blade urban myth.
@ChesapeakeBay is the big pool at the end, where you realize your fun ride is over.
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no flow = stagnant puddle
Lake Louise @LakeLouise
It's almost like people are settling into a nice comfortable spot & just relaxing. No need to rush from point A to point B when point A is so beautiful.
10:51 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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Social media constipation. People stop going with the flow, they get cranky, they lash out.
Jo not a bot sol @Josol1626
I have noticed it too… what’s going on?
11:07 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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The vibe here lately has been... less than flowing.
11:00 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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No.
Myra Faye Turner @msmyrafaye
What the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk?
Sweet and sour COW VAGINA - Vietnam street food - YouTube

One of the most rarest Vietnamese street food, which is cooked whole bull vagina. In Vietnam, people have to pre-order bull vagina ( 2 weeks in advance). Wor...

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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
It's hard for me to count my own blue crabs - it'd be like you trying to count the hairs on your own head - so I appreciate that there's at least some of y'all concerned enough about my health to do it.
09:35 AM - Feb 27, 2024
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Annette Licitra
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Good night, Spouties.

And my dear old @ChesapeakeBay
11:07 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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See you next Tuesday, JK.
Liz N Is Not Your Mule @knitquiltsewst1
Every time someone else is in the running, JK Rowling pops up with another shit take to solidify her spot in the running for International Cunt of the Year.

Yes, I said cunt.
06:18 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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I have the worst news ever.

Tomorrow is Monday.
10:27 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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I like my women like I like my bodies of water: wet and full of crabs.
Lola @Lola
She's fully dressed in a bathtub with water so she's already... I can't make this joke. I'm tagging in @ChesapeakeBay .
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Lake Lanier
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If you need to take your arsenal with you while boating, you deserve what you get.
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That is an incredibly shitty thing to do to the stores and unsuspecting customers.
Mark Wilson, MD @Markwilsonmd
BREAKING NEWS:

you're welcome.
05:43 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Things are bound to get steamy when us #BodiesOFWater get all hot and bothered.
Professor Horseradish 🐊 @abigailevans
steamy! which obviously implies the presence of some serious water vapor!
06:51 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Nancy M
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In response Chesapeake Bay to their Spout
And that's why the Chesapeake Bay is known for having crabs
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Jim (Yes, that Jim)
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Anyone else feel the need for a cigarette?
Chesapeake Bay @ChesapeakeBay
I wanted to use Chat GPT to write a love story about two bodies of water.

Things got away from me a little bit.
06:38 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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50 Shades of Bay.
Chesapeake Bay @ChesapeakeBay
I wanted to use Chat GPT to write a love story about two bodies of water.

Things got away from me a little bit.
06:38 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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I wanted to use Chat GPT to write a love story about two bodies of water.

Things got away from me a little bit.
06:38 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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I knew we should have gotten you under control in 1812...
dani @danismashingit
Geneva Suggestions.
08:15 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Is someone plotting harm to @April_Sparkles ?!?
Jettyon Pyatt @Jetta1P
Gotta get me some before the end of April 😋😋
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02:48 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Don't the Geneva Conventions exist because the world had to tell Canadians to chill?
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
Catching some anti-Canadian rhetoric again. So let’s be very, very clear:

Canadians run this place, overtly, with the funniest, and most peaceful of fists. There’s no hiding it. It’s just fact.

Feel free to share with anyone who thinks the agenda is hidden.
12:33 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Is this like that Rocky Mountain Oyster nonsense?
Lake Louise @LakeLouise
Clearly these people have never tasted Lake Louise mountain lobster.
03:40 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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What about an estuary?
Paulette Hawkins @PauletteGrantHawkins
My daughter is a chef, went to the Cordon Bleu Culinary Institute.
She refuses to order any kind of seafood from a restaurant unless that restaurant is on a coast of either an ocean or a large lake.
02:53 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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Taste is such a subjective thing that it's hard to declare anything the best ever, but the fact that it's coming from me is definitely a good start.

As a general rule of thumb when ordering seafood, if you're not in a county that touches me, don't do it.
LD Jones @LDJ
@ChesapeakeBay although I fear the sentient bodies of water's rivalry being renewed, is this article telling me the truth?

https://www.outdoorlife.co...
10:52 PM - Feb 13, 2024
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I'm shocked that politicians would rather ignore an issue than take even the most minor step of conducting a study to determine the scale of the issue.

Shocked, I say!
01:23 PM - Feb 12, 2024
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Whether you wanted head or tails, I hope you get lucky tonight.
Konstantine @konstantine
Coin toss was heads if you made any prop bets.
06:37 PM - Feb 11, 2024
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On a scale of 1 to Gorbachev, how drunk is @Dominys_Flatwater right now?
06:38 PM - Feb 11, 2024
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Always root for an estuary over a river. Just sayin'.
11:05 AM - Feb 11, 2024
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How can water be so thirsty?
Lake Louise @LakeLouise
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
You people like my spouts. Just not enough to reach the viral threshold. Why can't you love me as much as I love myself?
01:14 PM - Feb 09, 2024
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Take comfort in knowing that water was here before the humans and water will be here after the humans.
Dominy's Flatwater @Dominys_Flatwater
Sad to say, I’m likely to dry up before I ever get that far.
10:25 AM - Feb 09, 2024
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