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She's trying to be a Bill Clinton style triangulator. Pretty hard to do when one of the sides you're trying to appease is full of evil and insane cult members.
Thomas Liljeruhm @Kosacki
It's truly hard to believe that she's "the normal one" among the GOP candidates. 🙄🤯

"Haley on Alabama IVF ruling: 'Embryos, to me, are babies'"
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Can you believe it? We're down to 70 days until May Day! Here's a flower picture from my garden last year!
Chris (he/him/his) @ChrisYoung
71 days until the Celtic season of Bealtaine begins. Meanwhile, here's a coreopsis from my flower garden last year.
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Damn it, now I have to get out of bed and eat a pickle!
Professor Horseradish 🐊 @abigailevans
in Russia I witnessed occasions (ok, maybe sometimes participated) where people would have a shot and then take a DEEP SNIFF of pickle …

I wasn’t tough enough for that, tho. I had to crunch into the actual pickle
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That's not how this works at all!
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That doesn't sound like a very wise decision.
Nyah M @NaniWaialeale
Alexander Smirnov, the FBI informant indicted for lying to the FBI, has been released on personal recognizance with a laundry list of conditions, as he awaits trial.

https://www.nbcnews.com/po...
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Great. Now I have to get out of bed and use the bathroom.
Doctor Henchperson @RangerRobyn
#WaterPorn Stay hydrated drink 💧
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Were they? There's another explanation that I think is likelier.
Kim R.. @klr_reno
of course they were....
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For those who think Red States are a monolith, that they are lost causes, yesterday's opinion by the Paper of Record in the city of Houston, endorsing Biden, shows how wrong you are.
https://www.houstonchronic...
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In response to Chris (he/him/his).
I mean don't send out engraved invitations if you can't attend the event!
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Ok I'm proud of this and I need more people to see it. 😂😂😂
Isa-Lee Wolf @IsaLeeWolf
I mean don't send out engraved invitations if you can't attend the event!
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Now that's just funny.
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Russian psy-op, regular Republican politics, who can tell the difference anymore?

When do we get to the part where we prosecute, convict, and imprison all of the traitors?
Tristan Snell @tristansnell
MASSIVE - Hunter Biden “star witness” admitted to DOJ that he was getting information from the Kremlin and serving as a conduit for Russian disinfo.

That’s right.

Looks like the whole Hunter Biden “scandal” was a Russian psy-op — straight from Putin.
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I know that some people think anything is fair game for a joke.

Okay, but you'd better be prepared for the blowback. People are just as entitled to tell you what they think about your joke as you are to make it.

Just ask any comedian who traffics in the tasteless...
Me® (The Invisible Spoutan®) 🦐 @Canyonsfan
Things That Are Not Funny: A Personal List¹

¹ But I know that other people would have these things on their lists as well.
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Opalescent!
Allie @Tokismom73
This weeks nails
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A "feminist movement against the pill" reveals a serious lack of understanding of the word "feminist".

(And of women generally.)
Sheilah Hayden @Tsquared2001
These motherfuckers are serious!
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Exactly!

(Unless they're wearing Trump shoes. You can make fun of that.)
JayTuma1 (She/Her) @JayTuma1
Don't make fun of people.
Point out their lies, hypocrisy, theft, duplicity, etc.
NOT their looks, clothing, hair, disability, physical attributes, etc.
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If you spout an uninformed opinion, expect negative reactions. And if the person you're aiming your uninformed opinion at is a member of three vulnerable communities, expect the reactions to be triply negative here on Spoutible.
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The first and only time I ate Sonic food it was on a long overnight road trip with my wife and then 10-year-old daughter. My daughter became violently ill all over the back seat and my wife and I didn't feel good either.

I'd almost forgotten about that. 🤢
WOKE /saying NO to polls @Woke
The food is AWFUL, but the frozen soft drinks are fabulous.
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I'm pretty sure that Bierstadt is German for beer shrug.
Milo Velimirović @MiloVelimirovic
Microsoft is abandoning Calibri, for Aptos, formerly known as Bierstadt.
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Okay now this is the Badass part of Black History right here.
Jacquelyn G. @Alaquin
Historical badassery. #blackhistoryisamericanhistory
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To be fair, if I use an ellipsis at the end of a sentence, it's the end of my statement. It implies that there is more that I could say but the reader should be able to figure that part out without me explicitly saying it.

Otherwise, no spaces and no capital unless it's a proper noun.
Milo Velimirović @MiloVelimirovic
An ellipsis at the end of a sentence should be followed by a period, thus four spots. The following sentence should of course begin with a capitalized word.
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It depends on if the the ellipsis is at the end of the sentence or not.
JayTuma1 (She/Her) @JayTuma1
Do you space and then capitalize after an ellipsis... Or do you...continue with no space or capitalization?
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This is beyond outrageous!
Rebekah Jones @Georebekah
Tomorrow marks two weeks since an Oklahoma teen was beaten to death in a high school bathroom.

No arrests. No apparent urgency in the local law enforcement's response.

A child was viciously beaten to death by thier peers and no one is in jail.
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71 days until the Celtic season of Bealtaine begins. Meanwhile, here's a coreopsis from my flower garden last year.
Chris (he/him/his) @ChrisYoung
72 days, my friends. That's all that stands between us and the warmth of May.

Here's a lily from my garden last year to help us through the cold days of 2nd winter.
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What a beautiful family.
CALL TO ACTIVISM @Calltoactivism
Eight years.
 
Zero scandals.
Zero investigations.
Zero impeachment hearings.
Zero indictments.
Zero charges.
Zero drama.

Just class and grace personified.

Let's let them know how much we miss this wonderful family. 💙
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72 days, my friends. That's all that stands between us and the warmth of May.

Here's a lily from my garden last year to help us through the cold days of 2nd winter.
Chris (he/him/his) @ChrisYoung
In 73 days we'll be enjoying the month of May. For now, enjoy a cone flower from my garden last year.
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From last year's garden, here's New England Aster (Symphyotrichum novae-angliae) and a couple Goldenrod Soldier Beetles. 😊 #NativePlants #Pollinators
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By that time headstones with gifs will be passe.
Doctor Henchperson @RangerRobyn
That will be my epitaph. 🫅🏻🫅🏻🫅🏻
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In 73 days we'll be enjoying the month of May. For now, enjoy a cone flower from my garden last year.
Chris (he/him/his) @ChrisYoung
74 days until the 1st of May! Here's a lily from one of my flower beds last year!
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Looks great! It's amazing what you can do with spray paint and Styrofoam.
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
I am selling limited edition Spoutible golden whale statues. Each whale is $399,000, and individually number. If you want it autographed, it will be an additional $39,000. 🐳😅
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