Diogenes Wept

Ozzy’s stank-nasty night farts are making the paint peel. Instead of murdering him in a gravel pit, Ima just open the window. #DogsOfSpoutible #DontMurderYourDogsForBeingDogs #NoemIsAPsychopath

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The OSG, y'all 🤣
Perfect.

Danielle Johnson @Danigirl65

To make my political spouts a little more PG, I’ve opted, from here on out, to refer to the former occupant of the White House as the OSG instead of the orange shit gibbon.
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“I hated that dog,” Noem writes, deeming her “untrainable.”
“At that moment,” Noem writes, “I realized I had to put her down.” She led Cricket to a gravel pit and killed her.

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." - MayaAngelou

11:10 PM - Apr 26, 2024 (Edited)

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Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.

Marshall Julie @MHJulie

😎

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White supremacy's death rattle. It's ugly, noxious, violent, and desperate. But look hard - it's ending. And they're fucking terrified.

Yimi_Kyrabo @Yimi_Kyrabo

You just can't make it up! Why Why Why?! Just look at how rabidly she is being sought after and how gingerly Trump is being handled and how most courts are literally working to see him walk for 1000 times more serious charges.
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Asshat Republicans don't want to recognize how 'the people' drive our economy - not the fucking yacht class. This is a democracy under Democratic leadership. It runs more smoothly, because it is not rigged to serve the greed of the few.

lm law @lm

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Some trees need hugs more than others. Do your part. Cuddle some bark.

Derek Croucher @dcroucher

Gotta be careful in the forest.

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TFG wants everyone to please just let professional testers do their professional testing.

Tom Shafer @TomShafShafer

Fact check: Trump falsely claims police turned away ‘thousands’ from Manhattan courthouse and that supporters ‘can’t get near’ (See: https://www.cnn.com/2024/0... )

10:38 PM - Apr 25, 2024

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I am laughing my arse off picturing this, because in one way or another, we've all sorta been here.

Socio-gen @JennieKinPA

I have a great story about attending a Foreigner concert in 1985.

Back in the day, when smoking was allowed in venues (!!), my bf and I had super-nosebleed seats purchased at the last minute. Smoke rises, and it wasn't just tobacco being burned.

Turns the mary-jane makes me extremely paranoid.

Foreigner - Juke Box Hero (Official Music Video) - YouTube

You're watching the official music video for Foreigner - "Juke Box Hero" from the album '4' (1981). "Juke Box Hero" received platinum certification by the RI...

09:52 PM - Apr 25, 2024

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If this was a functioning democracy, we wouldn't be waiting for 2 justices who took secret gifts from billionaires and 3 other appointed by a criminal to tell us whether it's OK for the president to murder his rivals.
- Mark Jacob

09:53 PM - Apr 25, 2024

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#SpoutingClassics and NPR would like to know: in honor of their induction to the R&RHoF, name your favorite Foreigner song - it's hard, I know. But we're here all night.

Ian Saint @iansaint_

Congrats to Foreigner for their Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction! 🌟🏆

I just spoke to frontman & co-writer Lou Gramm for NPR Ohio about the significance of this honor in Cleveland — and how Lou is proud to be a voice associated with “arena rock” 🗣️🏟️🙌

What's your favorite Foreigner song? 🤔

Lou Gramm recalls Foreigner hits and forging 'arena rock'

Lou Gramm fronted Foreigner through nine Platinum albums. He plays Foreigner's greatest hits Saturday at Akron's Goodyear Theater.

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Holy fishcakes, y'all - #Shōgun is blergin incredible.

09:04 PM - Apr 25, 2024

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ALL OF THIS, ALL THE TIME

Jeff Russell @ImJeffRussell1

#Music #RetroRecords
The Blues Brothers | Aretha Franklin - Think

The Blues Brothers | Aretha Franklin Sings "Think" in 4K HDR - YouTube

Buy/Rent The Blues Brothers!Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Blues-Brothers-John-Belushi/dp/B001BR3P3U/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/the-blues-brot...

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I am dissatisfied with the current quality of my fucking hiccups and I would like to speak with the manager. Get that finger out of my face and bring me another vodka tonic. With lime, this time, you savage!

11:51 AM - Apr 25, 2024 (Edited)

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Another thing: If this Supreme Court rules that presidents have immunity then my question would be: why even take an oath of office as president “that the laws be faithfully executed”?

#SCOTUS

11:41 AM - Apr 25, 2024 (Edited)

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In response to Diogenes Wept.

I appreciate it every day when I get on & don't have to read through comments & block the dozens upon dozens of MAGAs spewing insults & threats. I appreciate not being suspended for posting truth & supporting others who speak truth. I appreciate the civility & feeling safe here. Thanks @cbouzy ! 🐳

11:18 AM - Apr 25, 2024

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You guys. All y'all. People of @Spoutible : Can we please take a moment to pause and appreciate what the Bouzy has done? This place is flerking amazing.

11:11 AM - Apr 25, 2024

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'You guys! Stop being so authentically fucking Republican in public, for fuck's sake! It's ruining us!' -- Senator Thom Tillis behind closed doors, probably.

Simon Sands @richceo69

"She is a horrible leader. She is dragging our brand down. She — not the Democrats — are the biggest risk to us getting back to a majority," the senator added.

GOP senator bashes Marjorie Taylor Greene: 'She is dragging our brand down'

Sen. Thom Tillis, R-N.C., went after Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., Tuesday, saying that Greene was a threat to the Republican Party and was "dragging our brand down."

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@Goose

Goose @Goose

I’ve noticed that more and more people are tagging me on all content related to geese and, increasingly, ducks. I would just like to say for the record that I encourage this, and will also accept tagging on bird-related content more generally. Or any animal, really, but I don’t want to get greedy.
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Tax the fucking churches.

Alvin The Chipmunk @NotEntirelyAccurate

Talk about scams.

Televangelists net worth 2021, plus millions in PPP loans. Lying pays well.

Kenneth Copeland - $760 million
Pat Robertson -$100 million
Benny Hinn - $42 million
Joel Osteen - $40 million

https://moneyinc.com/disse...
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All the cat ladies, get your paws up!

Milla Mélomane @Britpoptarts

Grab your cats, time to celebrate

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OMG 😆

Milla Mélomane @Britpoptarts

Obvious Plant on knives

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Oh, Frankie. I forgave you your Catholicism, because you seemed a decent sort. But this - this is unforgivable. Would you negotiate with Beelzebub? Would you hold peace talks with Lucifer? Would you cede to Abaddon? Sigh. You disappoint, bead-squeezer.

cbsnews.com

Pope Francis says of Ukraine, Gaza: "A negotiated peace is better than a war without end"

Pope Francis pleaded for peace worldwide amid ongoing wars in Ukraine and Gaza, telling CBS News Wednesday that "a negotiated peace is better than a war without end." "Please. Countries at war, al...

06:58 PM - Apr 24, 2024

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Terrible people have always been a societal problem

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Derek Croucher @dcroucher

How is this?

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White MAGA women won't hear this. They've been groomed from birth to hate themselves, and to blame themselves for everything bad that happens to them. They do not believe any woman deserves any kindness or care if their priest or their husband or their father or their brother thinks otherwise.

Carole Tyler @CaroleTyler

"Breaking: The MAGA Supreme Court majority appears ready to rule that the right to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" doesn't extend to women with pregnancy complications or who otherwise need abortions.

This is horrifying, and it is because of Donald Trump."

—Hillary Clinton
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