Everyone doesn't have time to read long threads, so next week, Spoutible will be the first microblogging platform to offer AI-generated summaries for threads. At Spoutible, we do more with less, and we are just getting started. Watch this space...
01:02 PM - Sep 27, 2023
When you live near a volunteer firehouse and your dog likes to sing along to the sirens. #DogsOfSpoutible #Zippy
05:30 PM - Sep 27, 2023
Yes this exactly!
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Jennifer Leung @jleung10For me, it’s the fact that they felt the need to brand it “compassionate.” That implies true conservatism lacks compassion—and they’re admitting it.05:14 PM - Sep 27, 2023
05:15 PM - Sep 27, 2023
JFC is that the narrative people are trying now? Cassidy Hutchinson? Be for fucking real.
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Dr.XVI @DrXVIKamala Harris is not strong enough a leader, but Cassidy Hutchinson will save us!05:04 PM - Sep 27, 2023
What kind of bullshittery are you "allies" going to give us? Block me now because I'm calling you a racist piece of shit to your face if I see this garbage in defense of a feckless, racist!
05:09 PM - Sep 27, 2023
The thing that always struck me about "compassionate conservatism" is that they clearly knew their policies were shitty and cruel while trying to fool people with that crap.
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Salma Typhii @EpidatageekAnyone else remember "compassionate conservatism"? That was Bush-Cheney03:55 PM - Sep 27, 2023
05:01 PM - Sep 27, 2023
How quickly are we sending out thank you emails following a job interview? Right away? A couple hours later? Next day?
Asking for a friend. #AskSpoutible #jobinterviewtips
Asking for a friend. #AskSpoutible #jobinterviewtips
02:02 PM - Sep 27, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
"I don't care if my candidate has 0 chance of winning, and I help fuck up the entire USA," is some childish nonsense.
Thanks, asshole for voting for a woman.
Congrats!
Thanks, asshole for voting for a woman.
Congrats!
06:10 PM - Sep 26, 2023
But Biden-Harris isn't a good enough ticket for the Chets of the world to vote for:
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Nyah M @NaniWaialealeHouse Republicans making enormous cuts to safety net price to avert shutdown02:18 PM - Sep 26, 2023
Including
1M low-income mothers and young kids excluded from nutrition aid
~70% cuts to home heating $ ahead of winter months
~80% cut to $ for schools with poor kids
And much, much more
02:30 PM - Sep 26, 2023
If you refuse to vote for a Democrat, how are you my ally? If your voting for a third party candidate who cannot win helps put the GOP into power, how are you my ally? If your conscience is soothed but my life is further endangered, how are you my ally?
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Chet Sandberg @ChetAmerican liberals still refusing to accept the blame for 2016. You could have learned a valuable lesson, but instead you further alienate possible allies. Cool, cool.10:27 AM - Sep 26, 2023
https://youtu.be/BsHWh_EDV...
05:22 PM - Sep 26, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
You know it. He's pissed that VP Harris is in the white house. I am tired of mediocre yt men.
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Diana @DmoI can just hear ole Chet scream typing "I would vote for a woman, just not THAT woman!!11!!" from way back in 2015.05:31 PM - Sep 26, 2023![GIF-Image]()
05:42 PM - Sep 26, 2023
I can just hear ole Chet scream typing "I would vote for a woman, just not THAT woman!!11!!" from way back in 2015.
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Chet Sandberg @ChetAmerican liberals still refusing to accept the blame for 2016. You could have learned a valuable lesson, but instead you further alienate possible allies. Cool, cool.10:27 AM - Sep 26, 2023
https://youtu.be/BsHWh_EDV...
05:31 PM - Sep 26, 2023
Someone explain to me how 12YO will wear hoodies all fucking summer, but now when I ask her to let the dog out she's whining that's cold out and she's just wearing a short-sleeved shirt. And she refused to put a hoodie on until after she came in.
#WhyAreKids
#WhyAreKids
05:25 PM - Sep 26, 2023
Sounds like another SS agent needs to go then.
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Salma Typhii @EpidatageekGood boy04:30 PM - Sep 26, 2023
04:42 PM - Sep 26, 2023
Too fucking right.
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Beth Ann Ostrawski @bostrawskiFunny how people go crazy to alter the word fuck, but throw the ex-POTUS's name around in spouts so it lands dead center in the #WordCloud .05:24 PM - Sep 25, 2023
Listen up you motherfucking bitch asses, fuck doesn't need your goddamned motherfucking asterisks. Tr*mp fucking does.
Please and thank you. 😊
05:37 PM - Sep 25, 2023
Thanks Beth for the reminder! Ordered!
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Beth Ann Ostrawski @bostrawskiToday is the day, America!
4 free COVID-19 home tests!
Order yours today!
https://www.covid.gov/test...09:10 AM - Sep 25, 2023
09:43 AM - Sep 25, 2023
Say a prayer for the high schooler. He has real essays to write now and he's getting a taste of how much of a pain in the ass I am when editing people's papers. Red pen and all.
04:54 PM - Sep 23, 2023
I've got a tummy ache. 😒
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Roxxy Riot @RoxxyRiotPassing through Maryland.. Hey, Bae you busy?? 🖤🖤 @ChesapeakeBay02:16 PM - Sep 23, 2023
04:08 PM - Sep 23, 2023
Wired mocked us because we didn't raise millions like our competitors. I used the little resources we had and out-engineered every Twitter alternative. So now imagine what we could do with more resources.
Please consider donating: https://donorbox.org/bot-s...
Please consider donating: https://donorbox.org/bot-s...
03:08 PM - Sep 22, 2023
Be prepared. There will be chaos this campaign season. Don't be blindsided. The GQP will take your worst imaginings and build upon them until your head spins.
#VoteBlueDownBallot
#VoteBlueDownBallot
09:44 PM - Sep 22, 2023
I just got the newest booster #COVID shot. Thankful to have the ability to take the proper steps to keep myself and family safe.
#GetBoosted
#GetBoosted
09:43 PM - Sep 22, 2023
Tonight I was talking to my husband and trying to describe the goal posts on a football field except I couldn't find those words.
So I said "field goal forks."
It's been a week, folks.
#WordsAreFun
So I said "field goal forks."
It's been a week, folks.
#WordsAreFun
09:21 PM - Sep 22, 2023
Suspending a Black student because of his hair is racist and reprehensible.
06:00 PM - Sep 22, 2023
Well then.
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Veronica @ChaliceGardenJack Smith has added a war crimes prosecutor to his Trump prosecution team. Wow... Per Politico this afternoon.09:08 PM - Sep 22, 2023
09:16 PM - Sep 22, 2023
My aunt went to high school with Nancy Pelosi;
Nancy Pelosi was apparently friends with Tony Bennett;
Tony Bennett and Kevin Bacon were both in the documentary Find Your Groove.
Nancy Pelosi was apparently friends with Tony Bennett;
Tony Bennett and Kevin Bacon were both in the documentary Find Your Groove.
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DrMHasOpinions @DrMHasOpinionsAnyone want to play 6 steps to Kevin Bacon from themselves?02:24 PM - Sep 22, 2023
My cousin Mary dated James Redford.
James is the son of Robert Redford.
Redford starred in Spy Game with Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt was in Sleepers with Kevin Bacon.
5 steps from me to KB!
09:07 PM - Sep 22, 2023
😅😂
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Milo Velimirović @MiloVelimirovicThis sounds like the opening scenes of Earth Girls are Easy.08:48 PM - Sep 22, 2023
08:49 PM - Sep 22, 2023
If I had a pool I would through a pool party FOR the alien invasion.
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Melody Pond @MelodyPondWould you throw a pool party during an alien invasion? 🛸👾11:39 PM - Sep 20, 2023
08:47 PM - Sep 22, 2023
08:46 PM - Sep 22, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
Omg fellow white people .. please hear this .. WHAT YOU CALL MAGA-ism .. I call the Republican Party I’ve always known. Reductive, intentionally cruel, harmful, anti-education, anti-woman, anti-Black, anti-Brown, anti-LGBTQ+, anti-Semitic, anti-science, anti-vaxx, anti-America, anti-empathy .. etc.
02:39 PM - Sep 21, 2023
3 Threaded Spouts
First impressions matter; if we had media attention in February, we would've lost users who wouldn't have returned. This is what happened to Threads. They were not ready for prime time, and many of their users were unhappy and moved on. Have patience; slow and steady will win the race.
04:04 PM - Sep 20, 2023
3 Threaded Spouts
Not only did we solve the news problem, but we did it better than everyone else, and we aren't finished yet. Some of you want us to have more media attention, but I would argue it is good we have flown under the wire for this long. We have had months to fix the issues with Spoutible and improve it.
04:03 PM - Sep 20, 2023
