I was today years old when I learned SUVs like my husband's Toyota & my Mazda* have a section for storing the retractable cargo cover if you take it out. We usually just toss it into the house while it's removed.
*I only looked at those but this is probably universal & we are just really stupid.
*I only looked at those but this is probably universal & we are just really stupid.
05:19 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Sleepy who?
02:02 PM - Apr 16, 2024JC_🇺🇸 @JC_
02:03 PM - Apr 16, 2024
I was called once, but never left the main waiting room.
I'm weird - I've always kind of wanted to actually serve on a jury. It doesn't have to be anything flashy - give me some weird ass contract dispute and I'll be happy.
I'm weird - I've always kind of wanted to actually serve on a jury. It doesn't have to be anything flashy - give me some weird ass contract dispute and I'll be happy.
April Sparkles @April_SparklesI’ve never been called for jury duty. 💛06:13 PM - Apr 15, 2024
12:46 AM - Apr 16, 2024
Don't know who's the tail & who's the dog – MAGA or the far left – but at TFG rallies they're now chanting "Genocide Joe." Whoever started it, the liberal side needs to cut that shit out. Biden's NOT the bad guy & we need to stick together against anti-democracy bigots who hate both Jews & Muslims.
09:09 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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Ogie is having none of this cold, gloomy #caturday . I think the boy has the right idea.
11:25 AM - Apr 13, 2024
Just came across this moment of brilliance from @RepJasmine on TikTok and thought y'all might appreciate it. #RepCrockett #Mifepristone
06:44 PM - Apr 12, 2024
She's safe!
✨Witchy Woman✨ @wicked_wiccan76I am good. I am safe. The police were on the scene already when I texted that. I didn't mean to worry anyone. Rather, I wanted ppl to understand why I'm always saying men suck. I know you won't believe it now but this was a good man. But when they don't get their way they all devolve to THIS.04:04 PM - Apr 12, 2024
04:09 PM - Apr 12, 2024
Combined monthly cost of student loan payments for Melissa and me with Biden's SAVE program: $50
Our monthly health insurance premium from the ACA exchange: $50
Democrats make life affordable for low and moderate income people. Republicans make the rich richer at everyone else's expense.
Our monthly health insurance premium from the ACA exchange: $50
Democrats make life affordable for low and moderate income people. Republicans make the rich richer at everyone else's expense.
10:52 AM - Apr 12, 2024
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The smallest, most innocuous words of discouragement can discourage people to the point they stop doing something they love or following their dreams.
12:22 PM - Apr 12, 2024
It's called white supremacy – white women accept their role in the patriarchy in order to remain in second place in the power structure of racism & bigotry.
09:30 PM - Apr 10, 2024
Fiona Bski @FionaBskiHarris pleaded guilty to a conspiracy charge in August 2022, admitting that she received $20,000 of the $40,000 that was paid by Project Veritas for personal items belonging to the president’s daughter, Ashley Biden.06:24 PM - Apr 09, 2024
06:32 PM - Apr 09, 2024
Now that polling is tightening, Rasmussen published a poll showing Trump is +8... lol.
If we ignore that junk poll, Biden would lead the RCP average.
You should still ignore the polls, but I am sharing this to show you the games some pollsters play.
If we ignore that junk poll, Biden would lead the RCP average.
You should still ignore the polls, but I am sharing this to show you the games some pollsters play.
08:34 PM - Apr 08, 2024
Apparently when there's an eclipse I can't make over-easy eggs. My son asked for that for dinner, and I ruined a few before I said fuck it and told him he was having chicken nuggets. #CookingFailures
06:25 PM - Apr 08, 2024
Just armed my kids with #Eclipse glasses for tomorrow (plus camera filters and extra glasses for friends). They will both be in various stages of end of day/dismissal during for the duration. Here's hoping I sufficiently scared them so they won't try and look without the glasses.
08:36 PM - Apr 07, 2024
I get that folks get tired of being told that making jokes that are based on discrimination (whether it’s ableism, racism, transphobia, misogyny, homophobia, ageism, etc) is not okay. It does not become okay just because you’re tired of being told it’s not.
02:05 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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"President Biden: Folks, this is going to take time, but we will rebuild this bridge as rapidly as possible. Every crisis America has gone through, we have come out even stronger. We are the United States of America. Nothing is beyond our capacity when we do it together"
—BidenHQ
#KeyBridge
—BidenHQ
#KeyBridge
05:35 PM - Apr 05, 2024
We all knew this dude was a fuckin Republican. The 2020 Biden endorsement shocked the hell out of me. Probably lost him money on the investment side and it's not worth it this time. Fuck him.
Middle Age Riot @middleageriotSHOCKER: The Rock is dumber than a box of hims.06:45 PM - Apr 05, 2024
09:28 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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With all the tea being dropped about Jennifer Lopez and her celebrity demands on staff and that bonkers Music documentary..
On our podcast we asked the question: what would be your demand(s) if you were a celebrity?
Mine? Plate of fresh cut fruit upon hotel arrival…
On our podcast we asked the question: what would be your demand(s) if you were a celebrity?
Mine? Plate of fresh cut fruit upon hotel arrival…
07:25 PM - Apr 05, 2024
President Biden is never better than when he is offering support to the grieving and hope to a suffering community.
#MarylandTough #BaltimoreStrong #PresidentBiden #KeyBridgeCollapse
#MarylandTough #BaltimoreStrong #PresidentBiden #KeyBridgeCollapse
03:28 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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I always, but always stand with Kace, because Kace has always, but always stood with me.
I thought I made that clear before but apparently not clear enough.
And we go way back to early trump twitter days, it's been a while, I know who Kace is.
I thought I made that clear before but apparently not clear enough.
And we go way back to early trump twitter days, it's been a while, I know who Kace is.
Katie in KY @booksnbourbonladyI have known and communicated with Kace well before the Pandemic. They have been a rock for me in many ways. They helped me through an extremely difficult breakup/breakdown. They have been a mentor to me in many ways. They have brought humor to my life, and made me stop and think more than a few11:00 AM - Apr 04, 2024
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