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Shoutout to anyone who knew switching from Saturday morning cartoons to this music meant the official start to housework.
Milla Mélomane @Britpoptarts
Immeasurable talent
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Henry and Precious have been keeping me company while I’m recovering.
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Obviously, somebody’s mama failed to give the “you can’t do what your little white friends do and get away with it” speech.

Jan. 6 rioter who sought to 'incite violence' by Trump supporters sentenced to six years via nbcnews - https://www.nbcnews.com/po...
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Dorothy P
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I just had major surgery two days ago and cannot wait until I can get into the shower again. I’m wearing a battery powered pump that can’t get wet, and although I wash at my sink every time I go to the bathroom, it doesn’t cut it like a hot shower.
Ola @Olatunde
Maybe for people in cold climates round the clock. If you’re in the Middle East (Qatar, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait) or West Africa (Ghana, Nigeria, Togo, Ivory Coast) etc, please stop reading and go shower with sponge and soap. 😅
09:05 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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I’m scheduled for a medical procedure tomorrow and I’m not going to lie, I’m anxious as fuck despite all the assurances that this is routine surgery my doctor could do with his eyes closed.
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Does this make the second one the blue rapture?
Rob E @raenva
2 Raptures in one month.
https://youtu.be/WzBfvHQVe...
American Dad- The Rapture - YouTube

Awsome American Dad T-shirtshttps://bit.ly/3hP7W6n

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I’m looking at some of these names and am astounded that they weren’t inducted earlier. Congratulations 🎊🍾🎈🎉
Thurgood Du Bois @GodzChild4Eva
Congrats to the 2024 Class of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
#Spoutible #SpoutibleMusic #RockHall
09:59 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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This is easy. I’d take the $4K a week, and after paying off all my bills I would set up an irrevocable trust. I would live on one third the annual income, $68K, invest one third, and save the rest.
Charlie Ricci @Bloggerhythms
If I got $4,000 a week for life or $2,000,000 cash in a lump sum I'd never have to worry about my credit score, because with my lifestyle I'd never have to borrow money again. If I live 10 more years I'd come out ahead with the weekly payments ($208,000) so that's my choice. What would guys you do?
01:52 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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As much as I despise Handmaid’s Tale analogies, I really think everyone even remotely employed by any media outlet needs to watch that episode where June/Offred was sheltering in the Boston Globe building.
Richard @rfarrfan
We've said it so many times but the media is just lost. Focusing on everything except what's important.

They sit up in their 50th floor offices on Park Avenue and have lost the plot.
10:54 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Weremouse!
Alberto Pastor @albertopastor
"This mouse species is an extremely aggressive predator and will attack pretty much anything moving that isn't significantly bigger than itself. It stalks prey before seizing it, then kills with a bite to the head."
Beware the tiny mouse... 🏜️🐭🐁 #SouthernGrasshopperMouse #TinyPredators #Wildlife
01:15 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Why is Massachusetts red? No, seriously, why is Massachusetts red?
aaron @beec4240
this is my 2024 US Election Prediction Map

My methodology?

Press states randomly until I have all of them coloured in

You’re welcome
01:10 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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Today marks Day 6️⃣6️⃣ without a single 🚬. The encouragement I got here definitely helped 💯!
Jen The Muse @Cosplaydarkarts
The willpower fairies are on the way my friend. You got this!
10:14 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese

Happy Birthday 🎈 🎂
02:54 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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I could not resist taking a picture of this pigeon waiting in line at Dunks.
09:08 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Forget being unfit to be president. When my Dad started talking like this, we took his car keys away from him.
Ken Exline @KenExline
Trump's mental status on display. The man is unfit to be president today. Just think of how bad his mental status will be by Nov 5. I bet most republicans regret not convicting him at his impeachment trial.
07:18 AM - Apr 19, 2024
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Those look like field mice. Mice and I have an agreement. Outside is their house, inside is my house. I don’t care how many of them are outside as long as they stay there. Once inside, though, assuming they can make it past the two cats, if I catch them they’re going back outside.
BurgerFanMan @BurgerFanMan
Not an expert here, but they just don't look like mice to me:
Best Mouse Traps | The most effective simple homemade mouse trap | Traps with plastic buckets - YouTube

Important note: this video is not focused on promoting animal suffering, is intended to show how rat traps work and give viewers an opportunity to discuss an...

01:19 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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I see a lot of memes celebrating the 🍊🍕💩 going to prison. Not to spoil anyone’s fun, however, I am Black and have ridden this planet around the sun for a few decades, and I am going to temper my expectations until the final gavel falls.
07:40 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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I have heard the word “foliage” mispronounced on two podcasts this week. It’s not that difficult to search for the correct pronunciation of any word, podcasters.
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All of them. I voted for hurricanes because it’s an actual season, but I almost voted for tornadoes because they are the only things on this list that terrify me.
Sarah Shonk @LangurLover
Have you ever experienced any of these natural disasters? #weather #polls #dailypoll #naturaldisaster ( you can only vote for one but you can comment if you've experienced more than one of these!)

Earthquake

Tornado

Hurricane

Blizzard

11:18 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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Even Mother Nature has had enough with these people.
Pamela B'well @PamelaB_well
UPDATE:
My sister snapped
this photo of the
rally site as she was
going to the store
for said provisions.

On her return, she saw
a gust of wind topple
and mangle that tent.
02:43 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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Just a random pigeon sunning itself on a bench at lunchtime.
01:19 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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This place is literally down the street from me. It’s to the point whenever we hear helicopters, we know some asshole is threatening the temple again. The members aren’t bothering anyone and just want to be left alone. Why is that so hard for some people to understand?
Mybuddysully @mybuddysully
Explosive device is thrown onto porch of the Satanic Temple in Salem, Massachusetts, spurring federal and local probe
11:11 AM - Apr 09, 2024
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Super crispy hash browns with hot sauce are a satisfying lunch. What are y’all having?
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
Whoopsie doodle!
12:38 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
I restarted my 2024 temperature blanket after the last one was accidentally destroyed. I played around with different patterns, and decided to crochet the blanket on the diagonal. Yellow separates the months and pink indicates the next row is a a holiday.
12:05 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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Hope for the best, but expect the worst.
07:38 AM - Apr 09, 2024
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This is truly unsettling.
1Unruly Squirrel @1UnrulySquirrel
The guy who actually stared into an eclipse has posted this bizarre ass video of his head causing the eclipse & plunging America into darkness

It might be a more truthful metaphor than Republicans actually intended
02:34 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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I’m not seeing any recent articles backing this up. Does anyone have a link?
R H @AtreyuBastian
Bond rejected! He’s got 10 days to come up with 454 million 🤞
02:58 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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I low key want the pattern for Dan’s sweater. 🧶
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
Nice evening hanging out with friends and family – my brother (left) and our friend Dan (middle) hadn't seen each other since 1998. 2nd pic is the 3 of us in something like '81.
09:55 PM - Apr 07, 2024
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If the rapture is a thing that happens, one of my neighbors has a Harley I’m calling dibs on.
12:36 AM - Apr 07, 2024
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Either these clippers were cheap or I have vibranium toenails.
04:05 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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