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I will never forget the time I ruined my oldest daughter’s childhood by telling her the reason Jock and Trusty both offered to marry Lady was because she was pregnant.
01:03 AM - Mar 02, 2024
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Dorothy P
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I am seriously loving all of these @dcroucher cards.
10:29 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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Dorothy P
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Ma’am, you are as close to being Spoutible’s answer to Leonardo da Vinci as it gets.
Mama Ezekiel @Mama_Ezekiel
Thank you! ❤️🥰
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Dorothy P
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I am in awe of how incredibly talented @Mama_Ezekiel is.
Mama Ezekiel @Mama_Ezekiel
Here's my monthly bead embroidery update! I'm including a picture from February 1st as well, to show how much beading I did this month. I'm getting there! #SpoutibleMakes #BeadEmbroidery
08:47 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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Dorothy P
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Always go with the Catnip Card.
Derek Croucher @dcroucher
I went with the Catnip card.
07:15 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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Dorothy P
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👀 *looking in bisexual side eye* 🙄
k hola she/her @ktastrophicly
I got the gay where I still like the opposite gender and I want a refund. I prefer full gay, tysm
01:45 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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Dorothy P
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To all those uncommitted voters, I hope y’all got that out of your systems and feel better now. Don’t even think about playing around like this in the general election.
07:27 AM - Feb 28, 2024
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Dorothy P
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My white mother, may she rest in peace, used to taunt me about my “juju” lips, my “nasty nappy“ hair, my love for reading, even my love for my cats. If I cried or showed defiance, she accused me of being too sensitive. She never understood all she was doing was telling me I could not trust her.
Nancy Morgan @wiamorgan
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Dorothy P
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I have long thought that a large segment of republicans want to kill people with no consequences and will elect officials that will do it for them.
Joy Reid @Joyannreid
Joseph Ladapo -- I won't call him "doctor" -- is a madman. Shame on Ron Desantis for empowering him to work his insane experiments on Florida children and seniors. God help that declining state. https://www.cbsnews.com/ne...
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Dorothy P
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Alt text for GIF: Woman eating popcorn.
Waldo Grace @waldograce
Dueling pro-Trump factions in Michigan throw the swing state’s Republicans into disarray #GOPChaos #AP
https://apnews.com/article...
12:09 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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Dorothy P
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The ad for the inlaid black dragon ring would be more effective if I wore rings. I have never been able to abide anything encircling or between my fingers and toes. My wedding ring has been living in my jewelry box for almost three decades.
08:58 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Dorothy P
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thread 6 Threaded Spouts
Today was rough. I visited my 89 year old aunt with Alzheimer’s in her assisted living facility. She was in a facility 10 minutes from my house before her POA moved her 50 miles away, ending my twice weekly visits. Just driving there and back is exhausting physically and emotionally.
07:32 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Dorothy P
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Disney’s versions were based on Charles Perrault’s retelling of the Brothers Grimm’s fairy tales. Perrault rewrote them because he felt that noble French children could not handle the original German stories. Also, the Brothers Grimm did not write the stories, they just recorded them.
Melinda Nowikowski @mnowikowski
For anybody who's curious - check out a library copy (or buy one - I did) of translated, original Grimm's Fairy Tales. "Snow White and Rose Red" and many others we read as sanitized versions as kids are in there. Most of them are brutal, not just that one. The Germans weren't playing around.
11:34 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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Whoa!™️ @Whoa
Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
09:00 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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Dorothy P
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I have a standard response to this. “Thomas Jefferson enslaved his own children. What’s your point?”

Yes, I am definitely at the age where all of my jars of fucks to give are empty.
Archie Leach @NYCSPEDTeacher
Precisely! I cringe when folks tell me their gandkids, spouse, or kids are Black, biracial, or some other category POC to assert the validity of their claim "I'm not racist." Rule of thumb FOR wp: If you have to mention the race of a family member/friend to convince ppl ur not racist, ur racist.
01:01 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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Dorothy P
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Some of these ads are more hilarious than the spouts. I kind of want that tiny car I keep seeing and those mesh shoes are interesting. The fully dressed white woman in the bathtub, though? That one remains a mystery.
01:13 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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Dorothy P
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I had to check on this mourning dove in my yard. I thought she might be sick or injured, but she was just out there chilling.
01:02 PM - Feb 24, 2024 (Edited)
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Dorothy P
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I am on the hunt for a good alcohol free red wine. The last bottle I bought was straight up vinegar.
12:29 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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Dorothy P
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Two days? Sis, you are giving these GQP unhooded klansmen way too much credit for restraint.
Salma Typhii @Epidatageek
Seriously! And the GOP trying to use menthol cigarettes to connect to Black voters 🙄 We have passed racist megaphone and they are using the damned PA system. I swear we are 2 days away from mention of watermelon or fried chicken
11:52 AM - Feb 24, 2024
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Dorothy P
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For some reason, this song is inextricably linked with Princess Diana in my mind.
✨Shell Russell-Nelson @Shell56
One of my favorite songs from the moment it dropped. After an earlier spout left me in tears, I had to console myself with some of my favorite songs. 🥲
🎶 Careless Whisper- George Michael 1984
@SpoutingClassics #SpoutingClassics #80sandUp #LeapYear

https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1...
George Michael - Careless Whisper (Official Video) - YouTube

George Michael - Careless Whisper (Official Video)Stream and download here: https://GeorgeMichael.lnk.to/Streaming Subscribe to the George Michael YouTube ch...

01:13 AM - Feb 24, 2024
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Dorothy P
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I keep hearing advertisements for whole body deodorants. Am I missing something? Is soap no longer a thing?
01:14 AM - Feb 24, 2024
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Dorothy P
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My announcement, one week smoke free.
10:08 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Dorothy P
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I’m enjoying a cup of green tea #MundaneSpout
07:38 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Dorothy P
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Civilian federal employee here. I took the same oath. Do not even think about trying some seditious BS near me. I am a bureaucrat with a calculator, a thick book of rules and regulations, and a coffee maker.
Ronald Alexander @djchefron
Real Veterans take their oath to the grave, and it is not up for debate.
04:41 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Dorothy P
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Who wants to bet the Venn diagram of people who support this law and people who want no restrictions on gun ownership is a circle.
Roxy Meloni @RoxyMeloni
09:43 AM - Feb 21, 2024
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Dorothy P
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The first time I was in a Tim Hortons was in Madrid.
Craig Baird @cdnhistoryehx
On this day in 1974, Tim Horton died.
During his 24 season in the NHL, he won four Stanley Cups with the Toronto Maple Leafs.
He opened the first Tim Hortons Doughnut Shop in Hamilton in 1964. Today, there are over 4,600 locations across Canada.
09:50 AM - Feb 21, 2024
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Dorothy P
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I have an announcement in 12 hours and 43 minutes.
09:45 AM - Feb 21, 2024
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Dorothy P
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There’s nothing like the relief when you realize the mangled dead mouse you think you stepped on turns out to be a mangled catnip toy.
08:48 AM - Feb 21, 2024
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Dorothy P
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Thank all the spirits I wasn’t the only one.
WOKE /saying NO to polls @Woke
You ever come here and not know what the hell is going on? Yeah, that's me, yesterday and today.

Everyone, have a good afternoon.
01:14 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Dorothy P
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So many gorgeous borbs! 😍
Joyful WarriorBear @JoyfulWarriorBear
Brown Pelican
Credit: Margaret Siegien
12:26 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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