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When I was little, I used to play doctor with girls in my neighborhood. I pretended I had a PhD in Comparative Literature, and I'd serve them coffee at a pretend Starbucks.
08:39 AM - Feb 11, 2023
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To be honest, the "happy new year" I gave you was half-hearted at best.
10:40 AM - Jan 04, 2024
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That holiday tradition when family from all over the country gathers to eat and hear everyone chew.
07:04 AM - Dec 26, 2023
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Quite frankly, I'd be more horrified if soylent green was asparagus.
08:42 AM - Dec 25, 2023
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Sorry if you can't reach me by phone. I've been waiting since 1998 for my modem to connect with AOL.
10:54 AM - Dec 24, 2023
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Playing a game of who-are-these-people with the Christmas cards.
10:52 AM - Dec 24, 2023
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My older daughter asked if she'd inherit $4 million from me when I die. It was then I realized the extent of her concussion.
10:51 AM - Dec 24, 2023
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Looking around at the female vs male demographics of my dad's assisted living place lets me know guys don't fare well in old age.
10:37 AM - Dec 24, 2023
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"12 Days of Christmas" is still my favorite aviancentric Christmas song.
10:34 AM - Dec 24, 2023
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I could never be a competitive swimmer because it combines my two least favorite activities - getting up early and competitive swimming.
10:39 AM - Dec 20, 2023
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After watching many episodes of Hoarders, I see a definite link between bad grammar and hoarding.
10:30 AM - Dec 20, 2023
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Christmas decorating is out of control. Stores already have their decorations set up for next year's Christmas.
01:41 PM - Dec 19, 2023
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Kids grow up so quickly except for that time from ages 13-18, which lasts about 100 years.
07:57 AM - Dec 18, 2023
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Teachers are bad tippers, but we're really good at calculating the 18% tip we're not going to give.
09:30 AM - Dec 15, 2023
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I remember when the world was a simpler place--a time when baby monkeys could ride on the back of pigs with impunity.
09:28 AM - Dec 15, 2023
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Can't decide if the worst thing about cruises is the white people with corn rows or the mass food poisoning.
12:04 PM - Dec 12, 2023
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Someone ate all the chocolate in advance, so now it's a Sadvent Calendar.
12:34 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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Insider teaching fact: When giving a test, if you see one idiot cheating off another idiot's test, it's ok to let it go.
12:33 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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I still answer my phone with "chello" in case you're wondering if Good Times had a lasting impact on my life.
12:32 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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My commute isn't very long, so I've been listening to Cliffs Notes on Audible.
12:31 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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When kids who live near Mauna Loa play inside, they pretend the floor is a rug.
08:09 AM - Dec 10, 2023
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Autocorrect changed "buckaroo" to "buck arvo" to show me it can make up words, too.
08:08 AM - Dec 10, 2023
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Every time my daughters complain about my music I say, "OK, Grandma" and hand them some Werther's Originals.
08:06 AM - Dec 10, 2023
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Nothing's lamer than a teenager's mustache.
07:12 AM - Dec 09, 2023
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Once my fog machine arrives, I will be teaching my classes in the style of film noir.
07:08 AM - Dec 09, 2023
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Save a lot of money on Xmas gifts by getting gift cards from the gift card display and not bothering to put any money on the cards.
11:18 AM - Dec 08, 2023
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Kids today don't appreciate how hard it was on your back in the '80s to walk like an Egyptian.
11:13 AM - Dec 08, 2023
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Today is the simpler time you'll be longing for in 20 years.
11:08 AM - Dec 08, 2023
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You'd be surprised how many exhausted teachers find a secret place to hide/sleep during the school day.
09:32 PM - Dec 07, 2023
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My Advent calendar is just peeling back a package of Oreos every day in December.
07:12 AM - Dec 07, 2023
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"I have four score and nineteen problems, and nary a single one is a trollop." - 17th century rapper.
01:12 PM - Dec 06, 2023
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