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On Twitter the blue check is now a 🚩
11:26 AM - Apr 29, 2023 (Edited)
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So if I were to have a party celebrating my heritage (Gulf Coast) with a crawfish boil VS. my husband’s (North Suburbs of Chicago) with Italian beefs, you think most guests would wussy out and just eat the beef? VERY niche spout I know.
12:59 AM - Apr 29, 2023
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When I heard Texas lawmakers want to put the 10 Commandments up in classrooms I grabbed a pen to make sure they were translated accurately from The King James to Texan.

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12:25 PM - Apr 26, 2023
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Don Lemon AND Tucker Carlson, was this planned by the “both sides” committee?
04:53 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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I wonder if the Texas schools posting the Ten Commandments will put “Thou Shalt Not Murder” in fine print.
11:35 AM - Apr 21, 2023
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When I became I mother I committed to making homemade nutritious dinners. I spent entire days making “kid friendly” bolognese. Recently I’ve given up. I boiled bow tie pasta, defrosted peas, and poured a can of Alfredo sauce. My son, “This is the best thing you’ve ever made.”
09:06 AM - Apr 21, 2023
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Succession is an evolution of Veep, a world of hilariously and specifically cruel people but with more heart.
01:03 AM - Apr 10, 2023
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I explained Good Friday, the Crucifixion, and how Jesus rose from the dead on Easter, the third day, and my 6 yr. old said, “That seems fast.”
10:17 PM - Apr 09, 2023
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I wonder when AirBNBs will start making you wash your own sheets
12:07 AM - Apr 09, 2023
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I love how in #Succession they walk through so much beauty and decadence and rarely notice or enjoy or sit in it.
08:07 AM - Apr 03, 2023
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Hi! First spout here. I’m a writer and comedian raised in the South by queer folk. Looking forward to trying yet another social media site to escape Twitter.
11:22 PM - Apr 02, 2023
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