2 Threaded Spouts
Like any self-respecting American, I reject the metric system for measurement. I cleared out about 15 butt impressions of bishop's weed today!
12:05 PM - Apr 27, 2024
Gorsuch is all in on presidential immunity. He's trying to make the Counselor to the Special Counsel use the term "immunity" against his will.
11:21 AM - Apr 25, 2024
Olive loves to sleep on my chest in the mornings. She tucks her head in my hand and snores her little heart out. 😻
10:32 AM - Apr 25, 2024
It's snot!
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Professor Kyle @blackcatproseIt starts with an s and ends in a t09:16 PM - Apr 24, 2024
It comes out of you, it comes out of me
I know what you're thinking, but don't say that
Let's be scientific and call it scat!
09:20 PM - Apr 24, 2024
North America's Building Trades Unions (NABTU) just endorsed Joe Biden and Kamala Harris with a scortching hot new video!
02:03 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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I am very impressed by their apparent virility and desirability as a mate.
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertHey, if you have a loud car/motorbike that you rev up and down quiet residential neighborhood streets, just know that your amazing awesomeness doesn’t go unnoticed. Like really you’re so- you’re just so awesome. Really so awesome.01:52 PM - Apr 24, 2024
03:18 PM - Apr 24, 2024
My supervisor had to do my job yesterday, and he finally gets it. He had sympathy before, but today he talked about my work very differently with a deeper understanding. And he's accelerating our process to hire me some support staff. 🙌
10:51 AM - Apr 24, 2024
This is too true. My dude is an oubliette of information.
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R H @AtreyuBastianHusbands are the best people to share secrets with. They'll never tell anyone because they aren't even listening.09:41 PM - Apr 23, 2024
09:51 PM - Apr 23, 2024
There are two big beautiful bald eagles in my backyard! I wish I had a better camera, this doesn't do them justice. Their call sounds very similar to a seagull's.
05:06 PM - Apr 23, 2024
The takeaway for me from TFG's trial:
--check your voter registration 🗳
--make a plan to vote 🗳
-- encourage others to vote 🗳
--check your voter registration 🗳
--make a plan to vote 🗳
-- encourage others to vote 🗳
12:19 PM - Apr 23, 2024
"We have a president, a porn star, and guy named Pecker." -Charlie Sykes summing up the day.
05:17 PM - Apr 22, 2024
I had an awesome visit to the botanic garden at Tower Hill with the family today! Their daffs were in their full splendor while the tulips were just starting to bloom. It also has an orangerie and a limonaia with beautiful trees and flowering vines.
06:06 PM - Apr 21, 2024
My dude put in a movie with a well known actor.
Me: Oh, it's that guy.
Him: Guy Pearce!
Me: Like I said, that Guy.
Me: Oh, it's that guy.
Him: Guy Pearce!
Me: Like I said, that Guy.
07:37 AM - Apr 20, 2024
I just found out that our tax refund is bigger than I expected, which is a welcome relief. Now I just have to keep from spending it all on plants.
12:42 PM - Apr 19, 2024
It's a scam and a grift, diverting public funds into private wallets. It steals from those who need it most to pad the pockets of those who need it least.
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R H @AtreyuBastianPrivate school vouchers are coupons for undeserving rich people and you can’t change my mind10:56 AM - Apr 18, 2024
11:07 AM - Apr 18, 2024
As an African American I resent your opinion.
I don’t know how many times it has to be explained to you and others, this isn’t just about you.
My community, the LGBTQ + community, women’s healthcare, gun control, child labor and so much is on the ballot.
Your selfishness is disgraceful.
I don’t know how many times it has to be explained to you and others, this isn’t just about you.
My community, the LGBTQ + community, women’s healthcare, gun control, child labor and so much is on the ballot.
Your selfishness is disgraceful.
theguardian.com
10:41 AM - Apr 17, 2024
In response to Woke/Saying NO to polls.
And it's been clear to me since January that there is an organized campaign to use Gaza as a wedge issue to shave off leftist Democrats from voting for President Biden. The "protesters" use anti-Biden chants (not "pro-Palestinian") and are methodical in pursuing Democrats (not pro-Israel GOPers).
11:46 AM - Apr 17, 2024
Mercury is Tokyo drifting through retrograde right now. Hold onto your butts.
11:47 AM - Apr 17, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Donald Trump is teaching a master class in how to piss off a judge" — go back to sleep, sundowning grandpa crankypants.
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11:09 AM - Apr 17, 2024
The weeping cherry tree on our land is abuzz with activity this morning! 🐝🐝🐝
(Sound up, and apologies for my random finger)
(Sound up, and apologies for my random finger)
10:54 AM - Apr 17, 2024
Milo wonders about my media consumption and plots an intervention.
06:13 PM - Apr 16, 2024
1980s computer gamers, I don't know if I made this up or not - was there a game for Apple 2e that came with scratch and sniff stickers?
04:59 PM - Apr 15, 2024
My daffodils are strutting their stuff right now!!
03:46 PM - Apr 15, 2024
I just put in my $25! https://joebiden.com/
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Andrew Weinstein @WeinsteinlawHere’s an idea - Let’s show Team Trump exactly how we feel about the former guy by making the first day of his criminal trial the biggest fundraising day of the Biden campaign so far!10:00 AM - Apr 15, 2024
10:11 AM - Apr 15, 2024
It's amazing to me how long people can talk about how much they agree. Seven whole minutes in a meeting recapping how they just agreed. OMG.
10:08 AM - Apr 15, 2024
Watching Looney Tunes this morning, and when did Yosemite Sam get so cut?? 👀
https://youtu.be/HbxFyw5YZ...
https://youtu.be/HbxFyw5YZ...
Looney Tunes | Looney Arm Wrestling | WB Kids - YouTube
Who do you think would win in an arm wrestling match between Bugsy and Yosemite Sam? And who are you rooting for? 🐰😄That's not all folks! Catch up with all...
08:28 AM - Apr 13, 2024
It's probably been pointed out before, but it adds some extra seasoning to my delight that TFG's first criminal trial starts on the day federal taxes are due.
11:46 AM - Apr 12, 2024
*a single tear rolls down my cheeks, chased by California Highway Patrol*
12:13 PM - Apr 11, 2024
Watch the entire thing. 🗳️💙
"Your vote lives after you."
- Lawrence O'Donnell #TheLastWord
Lawrence: SCOTUS justices of 3 GOP presidents ended Roe. ‘Your
"Your vote lives after you."
- Lawrence O'Donnell #TheLastWord
Lawrence: SCOTUS justices of 3 GOP presidents ended Roe. ‘Your
Lawrence: SCOTUS justices of 3 GOP presidents ended Roe. ‘Your vote lives after you.’ - YouTube
MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell examines the history of Republican presidents changing their stances on abortion to run for president only to name the Supreme Cou...
12:09 AM - Apr 11, 2024
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