I'm in a world of hurt right now, but I wrote a blog yesterday and promoting it seemed like the right thing to do, because it's #Caturday and there are cat pics involved.
https://emilysuess.com/202...
https://emilysuess.com/202...
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Tin Roof, Boosted! - Emily Suess
Several weeks ago, Dan went to Walgreens to pick up a prescription. He came home in a foul mood, complaining about an employee. We’ll call him Gary. Dan went on about the interaction for longer than is customary, but I chalked it up to Gary having a bad day and Dan not being in much […]
08:28 PM - Oct 07, 2023
Wait. People answer their phones?
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THEE sktea w/gin & lemon @skteaDoes anyone actually answer a telephone call when there’s no caller ID?07:12 PM - Sep 26, 2023
07:55 PM - Sep 26, 2023
Our political system is what it is until it isn't.
The place for ideological, pie-in-the-sky voting isn't in a general election. If you're OK with the consequences your general election vote will have on others, fine.
But blaming everyone else because you didn't get what YOU wanted is Trump 101.
The place for ideological, pie-in-the-sky voting isn't in a general election. If you're OK with the consequences your general election vote will have on others, fine.
But blaming everyone else because you didn't get what YOU wanted is Trump 101.
11:00 AM - Sep 26, 2023
I am muggle sick and can't sleep. (Surprise!) But on the upside, I got to see my YouTube channel hit 19k subscribers. 🥳
12:33 AM - Sep 25, 2023
Do kids today know there used to be spaces on the Internet without mean people and trolls?
07:52 PM - Sep 22, 2023
If I had lots of money, I'd buy all the pillows before declaring they all suck. But here we are.
12:52 PM - Sep 22, 2023
My doctor and I got my sleep worked out, and I was feeling like some light exercise was definitely in order. I extra pinched an already pinched nerve in my neck/shoulder. 🫤
08:59 AM - Sep 22, 2023
The Swedish Chef!
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AssiduousRabbit @AssiduousRabbitIt's #FavoriteMuppetFriday , y'all! Join in the fun by posting a photo or gif of your favorite muppet!08:52 AM - Sep 22, 2023
08:56 AM - Sep 22, 2023
Some #Zentangles for sliding into a relaxing weekend. Also, I don't know who needs to hear this (okay, maybe I do): If you don't find the music in a YouTube video to your liking, you can adjust the volume. 😁
https://youtu.be/5Idjg3Wxq...
https://youtu.be/5Idjg3Wxq...
How to Draw Zentangles Step by Step - 9 Easy Zentangle Patterns for Beginners - YouTube
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07:58 AM - Sep 22, 2023
For anyone who wonders how I'm doing:
I got a ketchup stain on my shirt and then realized after I'd been wearing it for 24 hours, that it was on backwards.
So I turned it around and put the ketchup stain in the back. Where it belongs.
Now there's a seven later dip stain on the front.
I got a ketchup stain on my shirt and then realized after I'd been wearing it for 24 hours, that it was on backwards.
So I turned it around and put the ketchup stain in the back. Where it belongs.
Now there's a seven later dip stain on the front.
02:07 PM - Sep 21, 2023
14 months?
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Bayou Jack @hjbmw4life10:02 AM - Sep 20, 2023
10:04 AM - Sep 20, 2023
I don't know if this is true of all protein bars, but the Quest ones sure make tap water taste good. 😅
10:02 AM - Sep 20, 2023
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Medications adjusted. Melatonin and magnesium supplements added. I have slept well three nights in a row. It's like I don't even know who I am anymore. 😅
09:42 AM - Sep 20, 2023
I think the neighborhood skunks live in our backyard. This is night three, and that is not bad weed. 🥹
11:00 PM - Sep 17, 2023
Pain is up today, but my cholesterol and triglycerides are down. I'll take it I guess!
01:17 PM - Sep 15, 2023
Best response by one of the Canadians.
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April Sparkles @April_SparklesSorry! 😔09:01 PM - Sep 13, 2023
09:06 PM - Sep 13, 2023
As someone who tried for YEARS to get a doctor to take me seriously (it was brain cancer ffs) it makes me think that someone waiting until crisis to get checked out is why no one fucking believed me until I couldn't lift my leg.
Maybe I'm wrong, but maybe I'm not.
Maybe I'm wrong, but maybe I'm not.
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Emily Suess @EmilySuessI understand I'm potentially grossly exaggerating based on personal experience, but men over 35 are TERRIBLE at being patients.08:49 PM - Sep 13, 2023
I don't know who needs to hear this but see the damn doctor already!
08:54 PM - Sep 13, 2023
I understand I'm potentially grossly exaggerating based on personal experience, but men over 35 are TERRIBLE at being patients.
I don't know who needs to hear this but see the damn doctor already!
I don't know who needs to hear this but see the damn doctor already!
08:49 PM - Sep 13, 2023
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When the grocer accidentally delivers you an expensive item you didn't order or pay for and tells you to just keep it.
GIF: Erin from The Office jumping up from her chair and pumping her fist in the air.
GIF: Erin from The Office jumping up from her chair and pumping her fist in the air.
12:49 PM - Sep 13, 2023
If atorvastatin is more likely to cause side effects than other statins, why does it seem like it's always* the first choice. Is it cheaper?
*anecdotal observation among people I know all with different doctors
*anecdotal observation among people I know all with different doctors
08:06 PM - Sep 12, 2023
Welp, the magic supplement stopped working. Insomnia is back. Didn't sleep all night again. Messaged my doctor. I'm perilously close to my breaking point.
08:36 AM - Sep 11, 2023
That "giving away a cat, doesn't even have to be a good home" meme is feeling extra relatable today.
01:06 PM - Sep 10, 2023
It's been cool enough here to open the windows. Hallelujah.
12:58 PM - Sep 09, 2023
If you're looking for something relaxingly creative to do this weekend, I recommend trying Zentangle.
https://youtu.be/GBRRkqwY2...
https://youtu.be/GBRRkqwY2...
9 Easy Zentangle Patterns for Beginners - Lines and Orbs - YouTube
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12:54 PM - Sep 09, 2023
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Magnesium supplement has seemingly cured my insomnia, but it doesn't stop these bleeping cats from waking me up when it's still dark.
06:41 AM - Sep 09, 2023
I'm already eating Halloween candy. I say go for it! 🎃
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eanybean @ianrobertsControversial question but I'm feeling dangerously provocative today:04:55 PM - Sep 08, 2023
Is it too soon to put up my Halloween decorations?
05:20 PM - Sep 08, 2023
If you need a warm fuzzy, this is 11 seconds of my cat Oliver sleeping. It's #Caturday somewhere.
05:16 PM - Sep 08, 2023
Opening your Venmo for the first time in 18 months to find $34 is the modern equivalent of finding cash in your winter coat pocket that you haven't worn since last year.
12:48 PM - Sep 07, 2023
