Ennui Doofen
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the real you is who you are when someone is snoring beside you
05:39 AM - Feb 03, 2023
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TheCiscoKidder
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I told the Costco greeter to have a good day and he said, "Every day is a good day, some are just better than others." I guess Costco does therapy now too.
09:14 AM - Feb 28, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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all my streaming services in unison suggesting "Just for you: here are shows that easygoing dimwitted slackers like"
12:20 PM - Feb 27, 2023
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TheCiscoKidder
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Live, laugh, don't touch me there.
07:33 AM - Feb 23, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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Alexa, remember you are dust and to dust you shall return.
02:25 PM - Feb 22, 2023
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Atomic Don
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Netflix has a very limited selection, what I want to watch is 'The Shining' but set in Dollywood and starring Burt Reynolds.
01:40 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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An icebreaker game where we go around and each person says one thing they never want to talk about until everyone has to stop.
02:18 AM - Feb 26, 2023
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TheCiscoKidder
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Windshield washer fluid is low, time to look for a new car.
05:26 PM - Feb 26, 2023
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Juju
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Nice spout did you take your meds?
06:33 AM - Feb 24, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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Headed to my second rodeo. Super excited.
02:44 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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Clowndro
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A reading from the Gospel according to Chad
10:06 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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I wish more people would ask me if I'm happy, do I know it and tell me to clap my hands
06:41 AM - Feb 22, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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I was down at the book store and said to no one in particular hey does anyone else think Toni Morrison was our most BELOVED author and then I smiled really big and waited for a high five that never came
09:24 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Kevin Hayden
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"It's better to curse the candle than to just lay there, letting it drip hot wax on you." 🩸

- A woman after her first spa day (don't think it was Eleanor Roosevelt but maybe)
05:06 AM - Feb 22, 2023
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Christopher Bouzy
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For a long time, many of us had to have our guard up on other platforms; we don't have to do that here. Let's treat one another with respect and have respectful debates. Let's show the world that social media doesn't have to be toxic.
05:55 AM - Feb 22, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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Iced coffee is too many steps
07:18 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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Robo Justin (Buffering)
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I think I can finally explain Scooby Doo
01:45 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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Heatherhere
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If the Dum Dum company slogan isn’t “a sucker is born every minute” I’ll be so disappointed
09:16 PM - Feb 11, 2023
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Clowndro
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Father, son, and holy cow
09:41 PM - Feb 19, 2023
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Hella ofTroy
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Live. Laugh. Lamotrigine.
11:22 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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Sorry I didn't attend your thing, I had an itch I couldn't reach & things absolutely spiraled from there
02:36 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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Coach Rusty
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Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a cat to surf and now you've really got somethin
11:25 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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cap’n watsisname
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*using my monocle to open diet pepsi* finally, a site with some dignity
01:25 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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Rotten Pie
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Hotel bed sheets aren’t tucked in tight. The bed bugs are just playing a lil game of tug of war.
12:00 PM - Feb 14, 2023
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Jono
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Love means...never telling your partner the hotdog you gave them had dropped on the floor because you know that would gross them out
11:57 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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TheCiscoKidder
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"My body, my choice," I whisper as I shit myself at the beginning of an 11 hour flight full of anti vaxxers.
02:13 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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Devonian Stone
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likes don't drive engagement #onhere so please remember

#EchoThatShit
09:39 AM - Feb 16, 2023
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Jono
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Can't stop thinking about that great coffee I made this morning. I hope it's doing well where I left it in my entry way
07:55 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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Ennui Doofen
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my primary source of oxygen is gasping at all the stupidity
09:47 AM - Feb 16, 2023
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Jennifer Dilla
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Is this where the cool kids are now? 👀
10:20 AM - Feb 04, 2023
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Denis Gagne
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09:06 PM - Feb 14, 2023
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