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Since Rascal is known as Li'l Booger Nessie has assumed the role of Baby Booger. Their first night sharing the guest room went well (they're shut in so old lady Delta can hobble through the house and use the litter box in peace), but our visitors will never sleep again. #Caturday #CatsOfSpoutible
06:09 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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A good-natured blonde coddles a spoiled senior, and I'm not just talking about Delta the cat. Happy Valentine's Day, Patricia. Hope we have a good Viking Seine cruise for our 33rd in May.
08:05 AM - Feb 14, 2024
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Via WaterGirl at Balloon Juice: The commentator who described today's GOP as "Trump first, Putin second, America third" nailed it.
10:58 AM - Feb 13, 2024
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Are we having a #black cat bonanza? I must give a shout out to Delta, named for her three legs (Tripod was taken). She was found under a garage during Hurricane Sandy and is a scaredy cat, bolting under the bed when company comes and afraid of ceiling fans (we're in Florida), but a sweet chonk.
AssiduousRabbit @AssiduousRabbit
I'm loving today's #black cat bonanza! Here's our Tripod, whom we lost during lockdown. He was 17 when he passed. One of the kids photoshopped him to look as though he was on Mars... #dailypicturetheme #caturday #catsofspoutible
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Which twin had the Toni? Six-month-old Nessie has been hired to distract 1.5-year-old, one-eyed Rascal from harassing 12-year-old lady Delta. Rascal dislikes sharing his toys but is reliving his childhood eating her kitten kibble. #Caturday #CatsOfSpoutible
09:01 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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I've always assumed that Donald Trump had the largest, most deranged ego ever to live in a fantasy world, but I'm willing to consider nominations for Dean "1.7 Percent" Phillips.
08:49 AM - Feb 04, 2024
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I keep seeing this ad placement and being unreasonably entertained by it.
12:46 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Full text of Donald Trump explaining aircraft carriers in Iowa yesterday:
12:20 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Ever wanted to stomp on Monopoly houses? I still haven't seen the apparently fantastic "Godzilla Minus One" but Jada Toys, looking forward to his April movie reunion with Kong, offers a $70 radio-controlled, foot-high Godzilla that walks, whips its tail, and roars with simulated atomic heat breath.
05:47 PM - Jan 02, 2024
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I spent part of New Year's Day leafing through old spouts and realized my role here: I do setups and feed straight lines to the stars and occasionally attract attention for a bon mot or buffoonish move of my own. I'm the Left Shark of Spoutible.
10:16 PM - Jan 01, 2024
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Why can't the goddamn media tell the truth?
08:20 AM - Jan 01, 2024
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A current selfie would be too depressing, so here's me and Nancy Lucas, sports editor, doing a promo for the Trinity College Tripod c. 1979. Happy New Year, all.
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
Year-end selfie. Quote spout with a selfie if you'd like.
11:12 PM - Dec 28, 2023
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As always, Anne Laurie at Balloon Juice visits the bad site so you don't have to.
08:58 AM - Dec 28, 2023
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Whoa!™️ @Whoa
Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF.
09:29 PM - Dec 23, 2023
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I just bought myself a Christmas present because Azio has 25% off its retro mechanical keyboards through the holiday. Considered the white leather but went for the real maple.
08:17 PM - Dec 22, 2023
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Rascal a.k.a. Hell's Kitten: "I flop. You weren't planning on using your keyboard, were you?" #stupidcat #numbnuts #CatsOfSpoutible
10:42 AM - Dec 13, 2023
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Amazon just used a 5-by-6-by-9-inch box to ship me a 2.5-by-4-inch card with a tiny USB flash drive. I was expecting a small padded envelope.
07:30 PM - Dec 12, 2023
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Dear Santa: I'd love to buy a Chevy Bolt or other EV (actually, a Corvette E-Ray), but I only drive maybe 10 miles a week borrowing my wife's car for errands around town. The $995 Honda Motocompacto is a 42-pound foldable suitcase scooter with a top speed of 15 mph and electric range of 12 miles.
09:44 AM - Dec 12, 2023
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Daily Kos headline: "New Civiqs poll: Americans say inflation won't be solved until prices drop."
10:27 AM - Dec 09, 2023
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Only $29.99 extra? Sign me up!
11:03 AM - Dec 06, 2023
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WaterGirl at Balloon Juice notes "Open support for the insurrection—at a fucking press conference, by the Speaker of the House," then cheers us up by reviewing Jack Smith's latest filing for TFG's trial for said insurrection.
08:58 PM - Dec 05, 2023
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I think the 1989 movie's is the coolest Batmobile and I'd be happy to have a foot-long collectible desk clock from the DC Comics online store. How much would you pay? Fifty dollars? A hundred? Two hundred and fifty? One can be yours for THIRTY-FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS.
12:13 PM - Dec 02, 2023
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It's the first #Caturday in December! Rascal (Li'l Booger, Hell's Kitten) keeps an eye on our neighbor. Yes, he squeezes through and gets trapped behind the blinds sometimes. #stupidcat #numbnuts #CatsOfSpoutible
08:40 AM - Dec 02, 2023
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Hey, no fair. Both the Aztek (I dream of finding one in mint condition) and the Edsel were ugly but at least worked. The Cybertruck, to quote Defector's Albert Burneko, "looks like something you'd use to remove pilled wool from an old sweater; unfortunately it doesn't have the torque for that."
Salma Typhii @Epidatageek
It will be the Azteca of Edsels
03:04 PM - Nov 28, 2023
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I should dust off one of my bumper stickers.
Bethany Williamson @HRHBethany
I think his pronouns should be, shitty person.
10:57 AM - Nov 27, 2023
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#DailyPictureTheme On March 26, 2009, British engineer Richard Jenkins drove his Ecotricity Greenbird to the land speed record for wind-powered vehicles—126.1 mph on the dry bed of Ivanpah Lake, Nevada. A solid wing/sail lets the carbon fiber composite #car reach 3 to 5 times the speed of the wind.
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Can it be #Caturday already? Young Rascal a.k.a. Li'l Booger a.k.a. Hell's Kitten sharpens his toofies on the lanai. #stupidcat #numbnuts #CatsOfSpoutible
10:00 AM - Nov 25, 2023
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In 1971, UPMC Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh found that young children viewed the skull-and-crossbones image as appealing and created poison warning Mr. Yuk, promoted with a chilling jingle ("Mr. Yuk is mean! Mr. Yuk is green! Muahahahaha!"). Alas, two studies have found kids like him, too.
dani @danismashingit
Had parent-teacher meetings last night and found out that my kid had an absolute meltdown when shown the WHMIS symbols 🤷🏻‍♀️

Apparently she’s super concerned about household chemical exposure.
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This is brilliant and I'm jealous and maybe want to shoot @BMWillz with a tranquilizer dart
11:35 AM - Nov 20, 2023
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And now you know the #Rest of the story. #DailyPictureTheme
11:24 AM - Nov 20, 2023
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