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Anne Laurie at Balloon Juice continues to find the gems among the dross at the bad site.
07:04 AM - May 01, 2024
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I don't mind having a song stuck in my head but why in God's name is it from one of those wretched Elvis movies? Do the Clam, do the Clam! Grab your barefoot baby by the hand! Turn and tease! Hug and squeeze! Dig right in and do the Clam!
10:44 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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It's an unexciting photo for you, but Delta has made her debut as a lap cat. It only took 11 years. #Caturday #CatsOfSpoutible
09:06 AM - Apr 27, 2024
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The Gran Torino and 308 GTS are legends, but I vote KITT for the great William Daniels and the best continuity error since James Bond's alley stunt in "Diamonds Are Forever"—Michael Knight each week driving into the trailer with 2 inches on each side then opening the door and getting out of the car.
10:35 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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You may know it's Batman's 85th anniversary, but did you know there's a limited-edition scent with notes of candied apple, magnolia, oh, really just sweat and rubber? "The modern, empowered woman who embraces the timeless allure of Batman" can own a 2.5-ounce bottle with Swarovski crystals for $418.
12:22 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Seven-month-old Nessie acting all cute and shit. "I can flop on the desk. I do what I want. I'm Daddy's girl." Saucy minx. #CatsOfSpoutible
12:54 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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I keep telling Rascal the wrist rest is supposed to go on the near side of the keyboard. #Caturday #CatsOfSpoutible
09:00 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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I flunked the #SpoutibleScavengerHunt because there's no #Candy in the house. Will this package of raisins do? #NoRaisinNation
09:13 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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It's still #Caturday so here are Nessie and Rascal taking a breather from World Wrestling Entertainment. #CatsOfSpoutible
09:46 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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Comic book colossi DC and Marvel are reissuing their legendary crossovers and mash-ups in omnibus volumes in August. I knew Robin Damian Wayne had adopted the bovine Batcow, but I've only just learned Deadpool once tangled with the Dracula-bitten Hellcow ("Hahahamooo!"). Give me the team-up!
11:26 AM - Mar 17, 2024
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That reminds me, it's time for my touch-up
Roxxy Riot @RoxxyRiot
Today is hair dyeing day 🖤
07:11 AM - Mar 09, 2024
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Since Rascal is known as Li'l Booger Nessie has assumed the role of Baby Booger. Their first night sharing the guest room went well (they're shut in so old lady Delta can hobble through the house and use the litter box in peace), but our visitors will never sleep again. #Caturday #CatsOfSpoutible
06:09 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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A good-natured blonde coddles a spoiled senior, and I'm not just talking about Delta the cat. Happy Valentine's Day, Patricia. Hope we have a good Viking Seine cruise for our 33rd in May.
08:05 AM - Feb 14, 2024
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Via WaterGirl at Balloon Juice: The commentator who described today's GOP as "Trump first, Putin second, America third" nailed it.
10:58 AM - Feb 13, 2024
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Are we having a #black cat bonanza? I must give a shout out to Delta, named for her three legs (Tripod was taken). She was found under a garage during Hurricane Sandy and is a scaredy cat, bolting under the bed when company comes and afraid of ceiling fans (we're in Florida), but a sweet chonk.
AssiduousRabbit @AssiduousRabbit
I'm loving today's #black cat bonanza! Here's our Tripod, whom we lost during lockdown. He was 17 when he passed. One of the kids photoshopped him to look as though he was on Mars... #dailypicturetheme #caturday #catsofspoutible
10:06 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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Which twin had the Toni? Six-month-old Nessie has been hired to distract 1.5-year-old, one-eyed Rascal from harassing 12-year-old lady Delta. Rascal dislikes sharing his toys but is reliving his childhood eating her kitten kibble. #Caturday #CatsOfSpoutible
09:01 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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I've always assumed that Donald Trump had the largest, most deranged ego ever to live in a fantasy world, but I'm willing to consider nominations for Dean "1.7 Percent" Phillips.
08:49 AM - Feb 04, 2024
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I keep seeing this ad placement and being unreasonably entertained by it.
12:46 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Full text of Donald Trump explaining aircraft carriers in Iowa yesterday:
12:20 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Ever wanted to stomp on Monopoly houses? I still haven't seen the apparently fantastic "Godzilla Minus One" but Jada Toys, looking forward to his April movie reunion with Kong, offers a $70 radio-controlled, foot-high Godzilla that walks, whips its tail, and roars with simulated atomic heat breath.
05:47 PM - Jan 02, 2024
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I spent part of New Year's Day leafing through old spouts and realized my role here: I do setups and feed straight lines to the stars and occasionally attract attention for a bon mot or buffoonish move of my own. I'm the Left Shark of Spoutible.
10:16 PM - Jan 01, 2024
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Why can't the goddamn media tell the truth?
08:20 AM - Jan 01, 2024
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A current selfie would be too depressing, so here's me and Nancy Lucas, sports editor, doing a promo for the Trinity College Tripod c. 1979. Happy New Year, all.
Professor Kyle @blackcatprose
Year-end selfie. Quote spout with a selfie if you'd like.
11:12 PM - Dec 28, 2023
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As always, Anne Laurie at Balloon Juice visits the bad site so you don't have to.
08:58 AM - Dec 28, 2023
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Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF.
09:29 PM - Dec 23, 2023
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I just bought myself a Christmas present because Azio has 25% off its retro mechanical keyboards through the holiday. Considered the white leather but went for the real maple.
08:17 PM - Dec 22, 2023
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Rascal a.k.a. Hell's Kitten: "I flop. You weren't planning on using your keyboard, were you?" #stupidcat #numbnuts #CatsOfSpoutible
10:42 AM - Dec 13, 2023
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Amazon just used a 5-by-6-by-9-inch box to ship me a 2.5-by-4-inch card with a tiny USB flash drive. I was expecting a small padded envelope.
07:30 PM - Dec 12, 2023
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Dear Santa: I'd love to buy a Chevy Bolt or other EV (actually, a Corvette E-Ray), but I only drive maybe 10 miles a week borrowing my wife's car for errands around town. The $995 Honda Motocompacto is a 42-pound foldable suitcase scooter with a top speed of 15 mph and electric range of 12 miles.
09:44 AM - Dec 12, 2023
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Daily Kos headline: "New Civiqs poll: Americans say inflation won't be solved until prices drop."
10:27 AM - Dec 09, 2023
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