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Tim Kreider: "American conservatism is demographically terminal and knows it." Today's GOP is a last, panicked bid by a white male religious minority for permanent rule by any means including cheating and violence. To say you're a Republican is to say you have exactly two values: privilege and hate.
12:07 PM - Sep 03, 2023
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Republicans are fleeing like roaches with the light turned on from the Alabama decision against IVF. Time to scream to every media outlet and hire skywriters that 125 House Republicans cosponsored the Life at Conception Act and 96% voted against ensuring access to contraception.
10:08 PM - Feb 27, 2024
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Wow, 29,000 Michiganders voted for "uncommitted" instead of Biden. Via Balloon Juice, Ray Wert reminds us that, with no protest vote or genocidal Israeli leader chained to his ankle, Obama lost over 20,000 Michigan Dems to "uncommitted" in 2012.
10:02 PM - Feb 27, 2024
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Too many characters for the poll format, but which is the best review of "Madame Web":

Robbie Collin, Daily Telegraph: "a sort of two-hour explosion in a boringness factory" or

TK Burton, Pajiba: "a burning dumpster dropped into a volcano filled with moldy fish"?
05:32 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Has no one really said "Twerkin', twerkin', twerkin'" yet? You'd think April.
Aaron Reid @Aaron_kan_read
Gherkin, gherkin, gherkin
09:59 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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According to CNN, Dakota Johnson chooses not to watch "Madame Web" or her other films as a form of "self care." Me too, Dakota. Me too.
09:47 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Since Rascal is known as Li'l Booger Nessie has assumed the role of Baby Booger. Their first night sharing the guest room went well (they're shut in so old lady Delta can hobble through the house and use the litter box in peace), but our visitors will never sleep again. #Caturday #CatsOfSpoutible
06:09 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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I prove with every spout I'm a clueless white dude; if you asked me how to woo Black voters I'd stammer something about policies that made their lives better. But I guarantee you even I wouldn't say sneakers and cologne.
IveyJanette McClelland @IveyJanette
Trump sneakers and cologne?

He was there to woo Black male voters.

Many of them bailed during his speech. https://nbcphiladelphia.ap...
05:13 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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I got a call once from someone who said he was with Microsoft and had noticed a security problem with my PC. I said "Gee, it was working great a minute ago when I was looking at pictures of your mother."
Ike K @NotPOTUS34
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The anonymous caller threatened to reveal the intimate details of my #private life. I laughed hysterically, hung up on the idiot and blocked his number.
08:40 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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In GOP America, any history that might make whites uncomfortable is banned, women are barefoot and pregnant, POC can't vote, gays and trans don't exist, billionaires pay no tax and are free to pollute and exploit child labor, and you and your kids may be shot anywhere at any time. You're welcome.
09:19 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Benjamin Netanyahu's only priorities or consuming obsessions, in order:

(1) Keeping his corrupt ass out of prison.

(2) Fulfilling his genocidal vision of the Jewish state by eradicating every last Palestinian.

(3) Via (2), costing Biden enough votes to ensure the reelection of his crony Trump.
08:57 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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These days with luck and corruption anyone can be a billionaire in money. Being a billionaire in criminal fines is more difficult, but Trump is well on his way.
08:53 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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@ScottClevenger isn't the first film critic to admire the 1983 Reb Brown starrer "Yor, Hunter From the Future," but he's the first to title his review "With a Reb Brown yell, she cried Yor Yor Yor." We're not worthy.
05:34 PM - Feb 15, 2024
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Mona Charen: "The border bill circus is the latest demonstration of a bedrock reality of today's Republican Party: It does not exist to achieve political outcomes. Its chief function is fan service."
11:32 AM - Feb 15, 2024
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A good-natured blonde coddles a spoiled senior, and I'm not just talking about Delta the cat. Happy Valentine's Day, Patricia. Hope we have a good Viking Seine cruise for our 33rd in May.
08:05 AM - Feb 14, 2024
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Dean Phillips is working 24/7 to sabotage the remarkably successful President Biden and ensure the end of America via a second Trump presidency. So is RFK Jr. So is Joe Manchin. So is Benjamin Netanyahu. So is the New York Times.
08:00 AM - Feb 14, 2024
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Brynn Tannehill via Salon: "If we choose poorly based on disappointment that Biden didn't deliver us the pony we wanted, we're instead going to get a bullet in the back of the head next to a long ditch. A second Trump presidency is a non-survivable event for many people, and certainly the nation."
07:52 AM - Feb 14, 2024
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Via WaterGirl at Balloon Juice: The commentator who described today's GOP as "Trump first, Putin second, America third" nailed it.
10:58 AM - Feb 13, 2024
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Famous for my three or four Diet Cokes a day and intrigued by the Super Bowl commercial, I tried trendy soda Poppi, a 25-calorie brew of agave prebiotics, apple cider vinegar, fruit juice, and stevia. It's surprisingly good but, um, $2.49 a can at Publix.
09:43 AM - Feb 13, 2024
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I've admitted a guilty pleasure in Hallmark Channel movies and their sometimes actually clever or self-aware writing, but they do need to find some new stars. Alison Sweeney is a capable actress, but not for the part of an ingenue deciding between a proposal and her career at a matronly 47.
10:10 PM - Feb 10, 2024
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Oh crap, Acey's awake! Quick, Menuditis, back to other topics!
Acey Deecey 🚀🚀 @mcgarrygirl78
I just looked at the word cloud and thought it said "Menudo." I was like, fuck was happening while I slept. It doesn't say Menudo.
07:31 PM - Feb 10, 2024
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Are we having a #black cat bonanza? I must give a shout out to Delta, named for her three legs (Tripod was taken). She was found under a garage during Hurricane Sandy and is a scaredy cat, bolting under the bed when company comes and afraid of ceiling fans (we're in Florida), but a sweet chonk.
AssiduousRabbit @AssiduousRabbit
I'm loving today's #black cat bonanza! Here's our Tripod, whom we lost during lockdown. He was 17 when he passed. One of the kids photoshopped him to look as though he was on Mars... #dailypicturetheme #caturday #catsofspoutible
10:06 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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My wife is going to visit her sister in Rochester, NY, which happens to be the best place on Earth to see a total eclipse on April 8. I almost booked her a flight landing at 4:40 pm, thinking it was some kind of moon or night thing, but she gently pointed out it's an eclipse of the sun at 3:20 pm.
10:21 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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In a three-week poll, 79% of Spoutible users said they would rather see ads than see me.
09:42 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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Which twin had the Toni? Six-month-old Nessie has been hired to distract 1.5-year-old, one-eyed Rascal from harassing 12-year-old lady Delta. Rascal dislikes sharing his toys but is reliving his childhood eating her kitten kibble. #Caturday #CatsOfSpoutible
09:01 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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The tragedy of our time is the end of sane conservatism and the once honorable GOP's rebrand as a violent hate group. When did the perfectly fine idea "Taxes shouldn't be too high" become "Our billionaire overlords should pay no tax and be totally free to pollute and work minors in sweatshops"?
08:49 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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I've always assumed that Donald Trump had the largest, most deranged ego ever to live in a fantasy world, but I'm willing to consider nominations for Dean "1.7 Percent" Phillips.
08:49 AM - Feb 04, 2024
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I'll still be reading and enjoying and spouting my mouth off on occasion, but real life is cutting into my time on Spoutible. I'm not fatuous enough to think I'll be missed—really, who among us would be except April, Kace, Aaron, and our dread overlord Dani?—but I'd like to sign off ...
10:16 AM - Jan 29, 2024
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In the year 2076, the New York Times will still be going to Midwestern diners to listen to Trump voters lying that it's not about racism.
08:59 AM - Jan 27, 2024
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Today's #trivia : Yesterday's answer Mr. Clean (gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute! Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and every room that's in it!) has a first name, chosen in a promotional contest in 1962. Can you guess what it is?
08:13 AM - Jan 27, 2024
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Today's #trivia : Some fans have speculated that an advertising mascot who debuted in 1957, allegedly modeled on a Navy sailor from Pensacola, Florida, is really a genie because of his crossed arms, earring, and tendency to magically appear when needed. Who is he?
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