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In response to dani.
Hi! Hope things are well. I'm still around. It's peaceful in the cornfield.
09:02 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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In response to Dave.
09:30 AM - Jan 28, 2024
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In response to Dan Reeser.
I hadn't heard that. One account says he was entertaining a lady on the bridge when the ship hit a rock.
08:33 AM - Jan 24, 2024
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In response to Seamoura (she/her) (see-more-uh).
I just logged into IRS.gov and made my payment. Everything seemed normal but there was a notice saying payments Dec 26 - Jan 19 would be processed but might take longer to show as such due to maintenance.
10:25 AM - Jan 09, 2024
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In response to Seamoura (she/her) (see-more-uh).
What? I was going to make mine tomorrow due the 15th. Will go check. Thanks for the heads up.
10:03 AM - Jan 09, 2024
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In response to aaron.
I heard after touching Mark's crotch she ran and impaled herself on the Green Goblin glider
10:55 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response KansasCity FruitKace to their Spout
I know, I'm just trying to poke a little fun at myself since I had a refresher in your wise "intent vs. impact" lesson today. Thanks.
04:16 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response to Liz N Is Not Your Mule.
She did, in fact she'd liked it in a store window a month before. I'm not an ideal husband but I'm not suicidal.
01:55 PM - Jan 08, 2024 (Edited)
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In response to Liz N Is Not Your Mule.
The best trick I ever played on my wife was giving her a Victoria's Secret box. She stared and I said "Don't freak out, you don't have to wear it every night or anything, I'd just like to see it once in a while." It was a novelty T like the Tide detergent logo saying "Super Concentrated Bitch."
01:52 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response to Isa-Lee Wolf.
I'll shut up.
01:37 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response to Isa-Lee Wolf.
Fair enough. I don't think only "yes and" is acceptable and "maybe this instead" is never, because I write for a living and get pushback (not just on Spoutible) every day. I strongly disagree that editing is by definition condescending, but it's important never to let it be.
01:31 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response to Isa-Lee Wolf.
I take full responsibility for my words and I apologize again for the word "correction," which plainly triggers you. I should have said "I'd suggest one change" or "Possible edit" or "You're giving him too much credit."
01:10 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response to Isa-Lee Wolf.
That's rather prickly, but I apologize if my attempt at a humorous "minor correction" framing offended you. Clearly I'm on your side.
12:51 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response to Jodi B.
I still regret not buying the yellow '99 Prowler (near mint, 40K miles) for sale in Sarasota last year. Sure it has no luggage space (they sold a custom trailer shaped like the rear of the car), leaks when it rains, and scrapes its nose on driveways, but I wanted to cruise the drive-in.
08:37 AM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response to Al Gray.
Of course I don't think you should make fun of people for being short. I think you should make fun of people who deny wearing obvious lifts. Though I can never watch the last scene of "Top Gun" without remembering that Kelly McGillis was standing in a trench ...
08:41 PM - Jan 07, 2024
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In response to BOND 007.
It's a nuisance but it's not awful. My first time I had to drink something called MoviPrep which made me gag, but my second was fine (had a different laxative drink) and you get a restful nap in the procedure.
10:35 AM - Jan 07, 2024
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In response to HawkeyeKateBishop.
Armadillos are cool. Their worst threat is not being hit or squished by cars but conking themselves on the underside of cars because they leap straight up when startled.
08:24 AM - Jan 05, 2024
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In response to Nixx Sólstafir.
I think you mean "Great googly moogly," though I forget whether that was Snuffy Smith or someone else.
11:09 PM - Jan 04, 2024
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In response to SueBee Honey.
The Azio Retro Compact Keyboard finally arrived. Pros: It looks beautiful and has a great clicky, springy typing feel and bright backlight. Cons: It's a 2018 design that lacks essential features like Fn Lock, a right Ctrl key, and customization software, though I can use Windows PowerToys.
05:40 PM - Jan 04, 2024
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In response to Barbara Edelman.
Even if your printer/copier/scanner has a feeder instead of making you place pages one at a time, it's not built to handle reams of documents. Unfortunately a real document scanner like the ones recommended by the site I write for, PC Mag.com, costs $400 or more. A local service?
06:29 PM - Jan 01, 2024
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In response April Sparkles to their Spout
Best and happiest wishes for a joyous new year, April and Mr. S.! I need to buy you one of those T-shirts with the quote from "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog," "You Are Not My Nemesis."
08:29 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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In response to Lauraine Knight.
You mean George W. Bush, right? Pay attention. H.W. started the Gulf War but first got UN approval after Iraq invaded Kuwait.
02:03 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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In response to aaron.
I know, Aaron. As I've said, you do immense good pointing out ableist biases. But you have the world's most understandable hair trigger about them. You know I'm not saying people who have difficulty writing should satisfy fussy lexicographers. I'm saying fully ableds shouldn't perpetuate wrongness.
10:19 AM - Dec 28, 2023
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In response to Ola.
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
07:17 PM - Dec 27, 2023
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In response to Marlie (Confidential).
"Could she possibly get any more spoiled??"

Yes. Yes, she could. (Pictured: Delta at suppertime. Our house motto is "The pleasure of the princess is paramount.")
07:09 PM - Dec 27, 2023
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In response April Sparkles to their Spout
Merriest Christmas wishes and a joyous new year to you and yours!
10:21 AM - Dec 24, 2023
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In response to Carla Reid + Chilla.
Needed chocolate sauce.
03:41 PM - Dec 23, 2023
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In response to Scott Gardner.
It is gory, fair warning, but fun. David Harbour gives a great performance.
09:05 AM - Dec 23, 2023
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In response to SueBee Honey.
I'm eagerly tracking the FedEx shipment. I thought about the more famous Qwerkywriter faux typewriter keyboard but the Azio models are more affordable, and decided I'd try the compact (no numeric keypad) version since it saves desk space and comes with a wrist rest. Will let you know.
08:26 AM - Dec 23, 2023
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In response to SLS StickFigure.
I'm not proud to admit it but I went to Hooters once in my life, while staying in a hotel connected to a St. Louis mall on Halloween. You never saw so many witches and togas in your life. They all took the opportunity to cover up.
08:57 PM - Dec 22, 2023
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