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In response to Puckarama.
The Buick Centurion is not only my vote, it's my new wallpaper! I didn't think I could want any car more than I want a mint-condition yellow Pontiac Aztek ...
01:08 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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In response to Kathleen Rupnow.
For a second I thought this was Elizabeth Berkeley in "Showgirls"
10:05 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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In response to Trish.
Does anyone on the planet believe Trump would actually debate, answer any question, or let Biden say two words without interrupting? Unless he's physically restrained by two musclemen who alternately duct-tape and untape his mouth, it'd be impossible.
09:59 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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In response to Nikki Barnes.
Great news! Last Saturday I went to the Manatee County Dems office and left my info for volunteering and maybe even staging a run against my unopposed Republican state rep, but haven't heard back. I'm going to their picnic on May 5.
09:45 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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In response to Laura Spouts N Spurts.
I like #HooHaKyle myself.
05:56 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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In response to Adele Not the singer.
Oh, absolutely. I was executor of my mom's estate last year and Bank of America put 12-day holds on six-figure deposits. Either they thought Fidelity cashier's checks would bounce or they were skimming off interest.
01:51 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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In response to Adele Not the singer.
Yeah, this is a check from one credit union going into another. We're fortunate that we have enough in a retirement account to do an e-transfer, but 11 days ("9 business days," the guy protested) is indeed ridiculous.
12:50 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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In response to Milla Mélomane.
At first glance I thought this was an older Uma Thurman from "Kill Bill"
03:36 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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In response to Kay Emell.
Sorry, I was teasing 'cause I first read your spout as implying it was all in one night.
03:34 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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In response to Jacqueline.
Twister for kittens!
01:05 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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In response to Puckarama.
The Tim Burton '89 Batmobile rules, but if we're allowing cartoons I vote for the Thunderbolt Greaselapper.
10:27 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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In response to Michael J Sheridan.
Thanks! I'll remember that.
10:24 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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In response to Michiru.
But you should never put bananas
In the refrigerator! Oh no no no! Oh no no no!

I'll spare you my complete rendition of the racist Frito Bandito song.
09:00 AM - Apr 05, 2024
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In response to E Z.
Pillar Designs and Branch Furniture offer a $6,700 soundproof, fan-ventilated phone booth with LED lighting and sit/stand desk for workers rebelling against open office floor plans.
03:12 PM - Mar 30, 2024
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In response to Carla Reid + Chilla.
What a beautiful boy! I'm glad you gave him a great life.
08:46 AM - Mar 24, 2024
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In response to Carla Reid + Chilla.
Yes, Rascal was a foster failure (we'd lost our 20-year-old fluffy boy Jamieson a couple of months before so it was utterly predictable). Looking forward to photos!
10:12 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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In response to Carla Reid + Chilla.
Oh no, Delta is a three-legged black cat (all our cats are rescues, but until Nessie they were also factory seconds). Having three cats you can't tell apart would be impossible.
10:05 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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In response to Carla Reid + Chilla.
Rascal, a.k.a. Hell's Kitten, is the one-eyed 1.5-year-old; Nessie is the 6-month-old hired to distract him from ambushing and bothering 12-year-old gimpy Delta. It's working splendidly.
09:57 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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In response to Phred.
09:33 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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In response to dani.
Hi! Hope things are well. I'm still around. It's peaceful in the cornfield.
09:02 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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In response to Dave.
09:30 AM - Jan 28, 2024
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In response to Dan Reeser.
I hadn't heard that. One account says he was entertaining a lady on the bridge when the ship hit a rock.
08:33 AM - Jan 24, 2024
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In response to Seamoura (she/her) (see-more-uh).
I just logged into IRS.gov and made my payment. Everything seemed normal but there was a notice saying payments Dec 26 - Jan 19 would be processed but might take longer to show as such due to maintenance.
10:25 AM - Jan 09, 2024
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In response to Seamoura (she/her) (see-more-uh).
What? I was going to make mine tomorrow due the 15th. Will go check. Thanks for the heads up.
10:03 AM - Jan 09, 2024
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In response to aaron.
I heard after touching Mark's crotch she ran and impaled herself on the Green Goblin glider
10:55 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response to ManKillah Fruitface.
I know, I'm just trying to poke a little fun at myself since I had a refresher in your wise "intent vs. impact" lesson today. Thanks.
04:16 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response to Liz N Is Tired of the Nonsense.
She did, in fact she'd liked it in a store window a month before. I'm not an ideal husband but I'm not suicidal.
01:55 PM - Jan 08, 2024 (Edited)
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In response to Liz N Is Tired of the Nonsense.
The best trick I ever played on my wife was giving her a Victoria's Secret box. She stared and I said "Don't freak out, you don't have to wear it every night or anything, I'd just like to see it once in a while." It was a novelty T like the Tide detergent logo saying "Super Concentrated Bitch."
01:52 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response to Isa-Lee Wolf.
I'll shut up.
01:37 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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In response to Isa-Lee Wolf.
Fair enough. I don't think only "yes and" is acceptable and "maybe this instead" is never, because I write for a living and get pushback (not just on Spoutible) every day. I strongly disagree that editing is by definition condescending, but it's important never to let it be.
01:31 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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