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Why was Trump signing checks in the White House for his business? Didn't he tell us that his sons were running things to avoid conflicts?
He LIES about everything.
04:49 PM - May 09, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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"A worm got inside my brain, ate some of it, and died. RFK '24!"

-worst campaign slogan since...

"I took my puppy to a gravel pit and shot it in the head. Kristi Noem '24!""
03:36 PM - May 08, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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Tried this great french dessert called 'Gâteau'. Delicious. It's a lot like cake.
02:03 PM - May 08, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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I've been successful at times, but never "Get a tabloid to catch and kill bad stories about me", successful.
10:23 AM - Apr 26, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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Joined a masochists group and now I'm really kicking myself.
08:34 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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Saw ‘Civil War’. Was half way through before I realized Captain America was NOT going to show up.
10:46 AM - Apr 13, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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No abortion law in Canada since 1988. Women make choices about their bodies-between them and their health care pros. Abortion is treated like any other procedure. We are doing fine. We certainly don't need Poilievre and his American style anti abortion zealots in government.
02:19 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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A memory about Leslie Nielsen and OJ Simpson. https://www.facebook.com/g...
02:08 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.
04:15 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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MAGA upset that the eclipse traveled from Mexico into the US with no barriers.
02:55 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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This really doesn't seem like a well regulated militia. Makes me sick. If you have a gun in your home you're endangering your family. https://www.cbsnews.com/ne...
11:17 AM - Apr 08, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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So, not just me.
11:08 AM - Apr 08, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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Evangelicals say Jesus returns and the righteous will be taken up to heaven on Monday. All others, get tickets to Middle Raged May3 and 4 in Toronto presented by Mirvish Productions. Tickets at https://www.mirvish.com/sh... . It won't be heaven, but it will be worth some laughs.
11:25 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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Had to get an piece I wrote fact checked about the health of dogs working in the military.
I needed a vet vet vet.
10:32 AM - Apr 04, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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When I was a kid I thought it was so sad that Jesus had such a short life-just from Christmas to Easter.
02:45 PM - Mar 31, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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My favourite part of every Stevie Wonder song is when he really gets into it and sings a line or two like Cookie Monster.
01:53 PM - Mar 31, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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I enjoy when people say our justice system should be based on the Bible. For instance, if a woman is saving her husband from being killed by a man, and in doing so, punches that other man in the genital area, she's supposed to have her hand cut off.
01:38 PM - Mar 31, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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Hope you'll come see Middle Raged at the CAA theatre in Toronto May 3rd and 4th. Presented by Mirvish Productions and tickets at Mirvish.com. It is a HUGE deal that we are hooked up with Mirvish, Canada's leading theatre presenter. I promise you it is a funny show!
01:26 PM - Mar 28, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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When I used to play Monopoly with the kids, (I wasn't good at it), there'd be a point where all my properties were mortgaged, and I had no cash, and I'd land on Boardwalk, that one of my kids owned, and had a hotel on. That's where Trump is now.
05:44 PM - Mar 18, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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If you see an account with my name on it, asking for your information, or to get money from you, that is me.
05:16 PM - Mar 14, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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Thrilled to say, Dick Van Dyke is still going strong at 98. This is what I wrote 12 years ago.

86 year old Dick Van Dyke married a 40 year old woman. I wish them happiness, but If I was him, I'd watch where she puts that ottoman.
12:33 PM - Mar 12, 2024
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Why are things expensive?

4 companies control 55% to 85% of the meat market.

4 airlines control 80% of air travel.

3 companies control 92% of the soda market.

3 companies control 73% of the cereal market.

Why don't I hear about it?

6 companies control 90% of the news.
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Tristan Snell
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BREAKING: Suspected felon spotted at US/Mexico border.

Man is charged with 91 felony counts and is an adjudicated rapist — and also owes half a billion dollars in court judgments.

The suspect is still at large.
10:40 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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Via Alex Cole:

Over 800 terrorists have pleaded guilty to crimes on J6th.

Not one Democrat.
Not one Atheist.
Not one Muslim.
Not one BLM.
Not one Antifa.

All of them were Christian, fascist republican terrorists... 100% of them.
03:59 PM - Dec 07, 2023
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Gary Pearson
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I guess with a church shooting and a super bowl parade shooting in the past few days, we are seeing America is just accepting this reality, and simply will never give up on guns.
04:35 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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"Single piece of leather outside, sewn, and the interior is cork, with a red rubber core."
"Yeah, that's a bit too 'inside baseball' for me."
09:45 AM - Feb 10, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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Wow! Middle Raged show added at the CAA theatre in Toronto. Tickets at Mirvish.com ! Come for some laughs.
11:14 AM - Feb 06, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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I really don't know the songs very well... but I did see the movie...and anyway...circumstances being what they are and the nutty right wing attacking her... yes, I am a Swiftie.
06:59 PM - Jan 31, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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Weird how NHL.com has no mention of 4 of its players being charged with sexual assault.
06:57 PM - Jan 31, 2024
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Gary Pearson
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Lots of shows coming up for Middle Raged. Hope you'll come see us! I promise laughter.
10:39 AM - Jan 25, 2024
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