There are some wonderful daily prompt themes here. Wondering if a #DailySwearingTheme might be nice?
We have such a rich diversity of cussers among us, surely it could bring much colour and depth to the lexical tapestry.
We have such a rich diversity of cussers among us, surely it could bring much colour and depth to the lexical tapestry.
12:21 PM - Apr 02, 2024
Walking by and I overheard the one in front saying “Hey guys, like this…”
01:24 PM - Mar 31, 2024
The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar.
Pythagoras theorem says, "I'll take the regular"
Newton's 3rd Law says, " I'll have what he's having"
Bernoulli's Principle says, "Keep it coming, bartender. I know you ain't got no strong stuff."
🤭💛
Pythagoras theorem says, "I'll take the regular"
Newton's 3rd Law says, " I'll have what he's having"
Bernoulli's Principle says, "Keep it coming, bartender. I know you ain't got no strong stuff."
🤭💛
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertI don’t care what everyone else says. I think Spoutible users ARE smart enough to get brilliantly clever jokes.12:41 PM - Mar 31, 2024
01:28 PM - Mar 31, 2024
There were never going to be any breadsticks.
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertWhere are the breadsticks? I was told there would be breadsticks.01:39 PM - Feb 10, 2023
09:55 PM - Mar 25, 2024
I believe that's hail. HUGE hail.
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Nicole @GatorSkinSoulFollow for more10:18 PM - Mar 13, 2024![Hail the size of a golf ball in the palm of my hand]()
10:27 PM - Mar 13, 2024
In fact, various studies suggest that atheists are no more immoral than religious people. They’re also just as likely to participate in civic life as those who are affiliated with a religion and just as likely to engage in community service, according to Pew’s recent survey of religious “nones.”
12:27 PM - Mar 10, 2024
Sir, please just submit a ticket.
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyThere is a small group of people on this platform who believe because they were here from last February, they can dictate policy, make demands, and police other users. Apparently, now they think they can police me. Today, that is going to change.07:29 PM - Mar 09, 2024
12:07 AM - Mar 10, 2024
You can be the best looking guy on Spoutible. Like really really fine. And still, it’s substance that counts.
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Karen Springer @SpringerSee, Mark thinks I follow him because he's funny. He is. And I do.07:34 PM - Mar 04, 2024
He might also think it's cuz he's handsome. He is, but irrelevant.
I also follow him cuz he's got thoughts to share. These are some good ones.
08:07 PM - Mar 04, 2024
10 Threaded Spouts
There’s a lot of discussion here lately. Discussion of whose voices are heard, and should be heard. Of what kind of protections are in place for those feeling bullied.
And while no one has said it outright, I can feel the vibe - “Hey, what’s Mark thinking? What’s Mark’s stance on all this?”
And while no one has said it outright, I can feel the vibe - “Hey, what’s Mark thinking? What’s Mark’s stance on all this?”
05:27 PM - Mar 04, 2024
8 Threaded Spouts
It’s been a challenging week.
I won’t go into details. And while I’m fine, not everyone around me is. Sometimes life just sucks.
Some of you were even kind enough to notice I haven’t been around here much having fun.
I won’t go into details. And while I’m fine, not everyone around me is. Sometimes life just sucks.
Some of you were even kind enough to notice I haven’t been around here much having fun.
06:06 PM - Feb 23, 2024
It’s so cool that people are feeling comfortable enough to share pics of themselves here. It can be a big deal.
And to those still contemplating it, I wanted to show how it’s okay to post pics from places other than the bathroom. Like the kitchen is just fine.
And to those still contemplating it, I wanted to show how it’s okay to post pics from places other than the bathroom. Like the kitchen is just fine.
06:43 PM - Feb 15, 2024
Is this because there still isn’t a nacho bar like you’ve been asking for?
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKuberthey I see some of you posting things of a non serious nature while others have serious things going on and it seems callous and you should all stop trying to bring any lightness to this space don’t you understand how things are serious there’s no room for nuance and perspective and reprieve11:03 AM - Feb 14, 2024
06:31 PM - Feb 14, 2024
I love it!
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April Sparkles @April_SparklesScreaming Chickens sounds like a band! 😂04:17 PM - Feb 11, 2024
04:18 PM - Feb 11, 2024
Omg I just found another stink bug in the dog water today!!!
They shouldn’t be here in February! 😩
They shouldn’t be here in February! 😩
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aaron @beec4240@GatorSkinSoul thoughts?10:49 PM - Feb 07, 2024
04:17 PM - Feb 11, 2024
Now that my neighbor has chickens I realize they don’t just cluck, or cock-a-doodle-doo.
Sometimes they just “scream” and I didn’t know this was a thing.
Sometimes they just “scream” and I didn’t know this was a thing.
04:16 PM - Feb 11, 2024
Today at work I smiled and said hello to a little girl.
She then super cringed, backed away, and ran around a corner.
That was new for me.
She then super cringed, backed away, and ran around a corner.
That was new for me.
09:18 PM - Feb 03, 2024
This is the kind of thing someone with 1498 followers would say
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertSome people have mentioned not caring about follower count, and that’s cool.06:06 PM - Feb 01, 2024
But what if - and this is completely hypothetical - someone wanted to exploit, no - take advantage of their follower count to sell a lot of books and make money? Again, completely hypothetical.
06:19 PM - Feb 01, 2024
This first chapter of Spoutible has had a positive influence in many of our lives. Some small. Some big. And some so significant it’s hard to put into words.
I am grateful for Christopher and his team. And I am grateful to you all.
May the next chapter be written by artificial inte- us, I mean us.
I am grateful for Christopher and his team. And I am grateful to you all.
May the next chapter be written by artificial inte- us, I mean us.
12:37 PM - Feb 01, 2024
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Have you guys ever noticed how much brand new puppies sound like seagulls?
10:04 PM - Jan 30, 2024
Hey Mark, what’s it like when you’re staring out the window into the stillness of the fog laden air?
04:07 PM - Jan 25, 2024
It's beyond my wildest dreams!!!!
Thank you so much! 🙏🏾
Also, @Canyonsfan for getting the ball rolling.
Spectacular!
Thank you so much! 🙏🏾
Also, @Canyonsfan for getting the ball rolling.
Spectacular!
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Derek Croucher @dcroucherThis is @strawberigrl1205:59 PM - Jan 22, 2024![Picture]()
06:05 PM - Jan 22, 2024
I love a good listicle and this one has so many neat tricks!
I had no idea you could adjust the brightness of your iPhone flashlight!
I had no idea you could adjust the brightness of your iPhone flashlight!
12:15 PM - Jan 22, 2024
I’m not saying you have to mention the road-trip but I won’t be offended if you do… 🤔
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubertI’m putting together a book. It would be characterized as non-fiction, humour.04:59 PM - Jan 21, 2024
And much of it is a compilation of things I’ve posted here on Spoutible, with other thoughts and observations mixed in.
05:12 PM - Jan 21, 2024
Send this info far and wide.
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Maia Lenoir @Maia👇 Hello New Hampshire students ! 🥰10:53 AM - Jan 21, 2024
If you go to school in New Hampshire you can do same-day registration and vote on January 23. It doesn’t matter if you come from a different state. Please send a message through your college networks letting them know.
A better future needs your VOTE 😉
11:00 AM - Jan 21, 2024
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