4 Threaded Spouts
Whalecome to some new followers! I'm a writer presently polishing a novel with an editor for an interested agent and working on the second one at the same time. My genre is character-based fantasy (i.e. no politics or scheming houses) with some adventure and laughs thrown in. Happy to have you!
07:55 AM - Sep 11, 2023
How did I not know #LegoWednesday is a thing here?
Here's an oldie of mine, Jerry's new girlfriend getting a chilly reception from Elaine and Kramer.
Here's an oldie of mine, Jerry's new girlfriend getting a chilly reception from Elaine and Kramer.
03:11 PM - Dec 06, 2023
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I think had this happened in the States the officers would have put twenty-seven bullets in it. Unless it was wearing a MAGA hat; then they would have taken it to Burger King.
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Nicole @GatorSkinSoulWhat’s happening up there in Canada? You guys are having all the fun. 😂03:25 PM - Dec 04, 2023
Escaped kangaroo captured after punching Canadian officer
The female kangaroo hopped over her handlers late on Thursday during a rest stop at the Oshawa Zoo and Fun Farm in Ontario, the park's supervisor and head keeper, Cameron Preyde, told CBC. Videos emerged on social media on Friday of the marsupial, who was born in captivity, running along roads..
04:49 PM - Dec 04, 2023
I've never watched a single episode of 'The Apprentice'... and have led a rich and fulfilling life as a result.
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dani @danismashingitI’ve never watched a single episode of ‘M.A.S.H’…and yet somehow I survived..02:38 PM - Dec 03, 2023
07:14 PM - Dec 03, 2023
I think I will wait until someone makes a musical out of this one too.
"Yo, my name is Ulysses
I ain't got time for sissies
Send me all your missies
I'll give them all the kissies"
"Yo, my name is Ulysses
I ain't got time for sissies
Send me all your missies
I'll give them all the kissies"
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Zeketayler @ZeketaylerMildly intimidated. 📚06:03 PM - Dec 01, 2023![The very thick biography of Grant by Ron Chernow.]()
06:44 PM - Dec 01, 2023
Congratulations to George Santos on his win for Best Supporting Actor!
*checks notes*
Sorry, on being the first man to break the sound barrier!
*checks more notes*
Sorry again, for being the sixth person expelled from Congress!
*checks notes*
Sorry, on being the first man to break the sound barrier!
*checks more notes*
Sorry again, for being the sixth person expelled from Congress!
11:54 AM - Dec 01, 2023
Happy December and good luck to all those trying to avoid Mariah Carey this month (a yearly ritual for myself!)
08:11 AM - Dec 01, 2023
I guess Henry Kissinger is finally getting a taste of what all that napalm he had dropped on thousands of innocent people feels like.
02:56 PM - Nov 30, 2023
7 Threaded Spouts
Prediction - it will be someone unexpected and largely unknown, likely a 30-ish British actor with a few minor professional credits. Ship has sailed on both Henry Cavill and Idris Elba, alas.
What they look for most in the actor is how he moves on screen. Everything else is secondary.
What they look for most in the actor is how he moves on screen. Everything else is secondary.
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Lil @LilIt looks like I'm not the only Bondophile here.
Any interest in speculating on who will play the next James Bond 007?
Maybe even with polls and brackets?12:26 PM - Nov 24, 2023![GIF-Image]()
02:53 PM - Nov 24, 2023
9 Threaded Spouts
A little dive into Canadian federal politics this morning.
I have been wracking my brain trying to figure out why an odious, lying weasel like Pierre Poilievre is polling so well that the media has pretty much decided he's the next PM, game over (even though the election is two years out). And it
I have been wracking my brain trying to figure out why an odious, lying weasel like Pierre Poilievre is polling so well that the media has pretty much decided he's the next PM, game over (even though the election is two years out). And it
09:09 AM - Nov 24, 2023
Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving today, and that any violent impulses towards MAGA relatives were silenced by the tryptophan in the turkey.
10:21 PM - Nov 23, 2023
This is why Elmo deserves every ounce of shame coming his way. He has enough money to fix almost every problem on earth and instead prioritized promoting Nazis and his own ego. May he suffer endless lemon-juiced paper cuts for eternity.
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Steve Marmel @Marmelif only he knew somebody with more money than God that could donate his pocket change.
What an insufferable twat he is.11:33 PM - Nov 21, 2023![Picture]()
07:23 AM - Nov 22, 2023
Good advice for Canadians worried about Poilievre too.
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Fruitcaked Kace @FruitFacedFruitKacePep talk for those who need it - ready? -09:29 AM - Nov 21, 2023
Stop allowing the media to keep you in a state of panic. You aren’t helping anything by being overwhelmed & frozen in fear. Every election we’ve had since 2020 has shown Democrats as victors. It will take time to regain what we lost in 2016 but we CAN and
11:35 AM - Nov 21, 2023
Hoping that the reason some of the writers I follow have gone quiet is because they're writing. Sending good thoughts.
09:20 AM - Nov 21, 2023
I really thought my imagination was played out on this book, that there was nothing new I could offer it. But after getting significant feedback from both an agent and an edit, I am finding brand new parts of the story I never knew existed.
This is why we do this.
This is why we do this.
08:09 AM - Nov 21, 2023
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If Elon Musk and Donald Trump had decided to stay out of the public sphere they could have quietly enjoyed their riches and even been seen as enviable success stories. But ego has made them completely torch their reputations and they will now be remembered only as vile Nazi-enabling a-holes.
03:48 PM - Nov 18, 2023
"Is that Fred smug or what?"
"Well yeah, he sure has a condescending attitude at times. Thinks he's God's gift, I tell you."
"No, I mean for the coffee. Is that Fred's mug or Jim's mug?"
#Spoutories #smug
"Well yeah, he sure has a condescending attitude at times. Thinks he's God's gift, I tell you."
"No, I mean for the coffee. Is that Fred's mug or Jim's mug?"
#Spoutories #smug
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Spoutories - Stories in One Spout! @SpoutoriesToday’s #Spoutories prompt is #smug (word or inspiration)09:05 AM - Nov 18, 2023
Make a new post including the two hashtags. Write a one-spout story for the prompt.
Keep it clean as per Spoutible rules.
There are no time limits on previous prompts; use or re-use as you like.
Have fun!
12:43 PM - Nov 18, 2023
I did a five spout thread earlier today and honestly, the AI summary phrased it better than I did. 😭😱
10:24 PM - Nov 17, 2023
It feels of late there is a real conspiracy afoot to make everyone miserable, in order to fulfill a specific agenda, and misanthropes like Musk, Trump, Poilievre, Murdoch etc. are mere agents of same. We could do a lot to defeat them by continuing to look for the light.
09:12 AM - Nov 17, 2023
5 Threaded Spouts
I really wish we could collectively learn to demand better of our elected officials. So many of them seem to be otherwise unemployable morons who slither into office in safe seats or riding waves of apathy and then set about wallowing in crapulence.
10:14 PM - Nov 16, 2023
This is who the Premier of Alberta has invited to have a conversation with.
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Zeketayler @ZeketaylerOMG watching Tucker Carlson talk about Jews influencing white genocide with Candace Owens nodding in agreement is 4Chan on steroids.05:40 PM - Nov 16, 2023
This is mainstream Republican. Terrifying.
09:48 PM - Nov 16, 2023
Pictured - a great argument for taxing mega-billionaires at a 99.9% rate and donating the proceeds to the underprivileged.
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Joe JustUs @JoeJustUs11:00 PM - Nov 15, 2023![Picture]()
03:58 PM - Nov 16, 2023
Threads got really angry really fast. All I see there now is people yelling at each other.
03:49 PM - Nov 16, 2023
So many words to write, and such insufficient time.
07:07 PM - Nov 15, 2023
The West Wing, The Simpsons, Ted Lasso, Star Trek TNG
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Nyah M @NaniWaialealeWhat’s your comfort show you’ll never stop rewatching?03:10 AM - Nov 15, 2023
I’ll start: Friends, Seinfeld, Family Guy, and American Dad
10:08 AM - Nov 15, 2023
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And my Canadian friends here should know that the person leading the polls to become our next prime minister is an active transphobe as is his scheming wife. Our media is giving them a total pass on this.
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LezResist @JoJosLifeNovember 13 - 19th is Transgender Awareness Week, leading up to Transgender Remembrance Day on November 20th.
It's a very scary time for the trans community and those of us who love them. I am awed by the perseverance and resilience of my trans friends and family. 1/406:54 PM - Nov 14, 2023![Picture]()
06:59 AM - Nov 15, 2023
In fairness to him it wasn't a well-written part. The character was obviously a bad guy from the jump. And thirdly, it came out in the Sony hack that they had wanted to cast Chiwetel Ejiofor but Andrew was $1 million cheaper.
variety.com
Andrew Scott Doesn't Want to Play Purely Antagonistic Roles After Bond Villain Performance in 'Spectre': I 'Wasn't That Good in It'
Timothée Chalamet Can't Stop Saying 'Wonka' in 'SNL' Promo: 'The Actors Strike Ended!' 3 days ago Andrew Scott is not particularly interested in playing an antagonist similar to his James Bond vil...
09:46 PM - Nov 12, 2023
Spoutible would be most definitely not improved if it was suddenly besieged by influencers pitching their body-shaming wares. I am not sure why some seem to be longing for that.
11:53 AM - Nov 12, 2023
