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Success! This is the perfect place to use my natural camouflage to hide from that dumb human.
Dumb human: You're still leashed, buddy.
11:51 PM - Mar 09, 2023
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Dictation App Misinterpretations of the Day:

Snapped the wooden axle in half became snapped they wouldn't actual in half

Ranch dressing connoisseur becomes Ranch Christian connoisseur

Slowly meandering becomes slowly Mandarin
11:10 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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I couldn't get to sleep last night so I did what I assume everyone does in the situation.
Peruse and 'heart' vintage clown art on Etsy?
12:43 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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I am listening to a commercial between podcasts and I'm not sure what the commercial is trying to say.

Here's what the commercial is actually saying although I hope they don't mean it this way.

'With this grant, we are actively preventing disabled creators from reaching their full potential.'
06:34 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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A new business appeared in a strip center near me. I'm not sure what they sell yet but I love the name.
It sounds like a low-key subtle insult to me.

F45

You don't need to tell me what it is by the way. It's a funnier post if I leave it a mystery.
01:32 AM - Feb 24, 2023
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01:22 AM - Feb 24, 2023
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05:03 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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12:57 AM - Feb 17, 2023
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Power's back.
We, as humans, are so soft. It dropped 5° in the house during the outage.
I felt like it dropped 20.
And I'm extra soft. Our power was out only 2 hours.
Several friends explained to me through gritted teeth their power was out for 5 days.
12:33 AM - Feb 17, 2023
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08:06 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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That'll wake you up.
I nearly ran a red light and suddenly saw a cop speeding up behind me. Luckily he blew past me.
03:23 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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From the last day of the Texas freeze earlier this month.

We've reached the part of the day where large chunks of ice are falling all at once from the trees accompanied by eerie, creaking wood sounds.
It's almost as if the advancing Ent scouts surrounding us just betrayed their positions.
02:05 AM - Feb 16, 2023
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Let's see. Out of 100 friends on Facebook I get engagement with about five each post. If I'm lucky.
I think I might start making future posts on Substack and posting them on Spoutible and hope for more engagement with my six new followers.
10:41 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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