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We are not safe anywhere anymore. Not at school, not at church, not at celebrations.
Nowhere. You can be shot in any public place in the US.
These people went to celebrate their goddamn football team winning the Super Bowl, and now some of them won't go home.
And still, we won't do a damn thing.
04:26 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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I was watching the Chiefs Victory Rally when the shooting began.
This is not normal, and America has normalized it.
People being shot in public spaces is not fucking normal.
04:25 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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I find it sad that some people have to be reminded that it's okay to feel bad that someone dies from cancer, a horrible disease, while still understanding that they did and said some pretty shitty things during their life.
10:40 AM - Feb 06, 2024
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Toby Keith has passed away. Love and light to his family and all who loved him.

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07:09 AM - Feb 06, 2024
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I have discovered a Love Boat channel on Pluto (a streaming service).
As in, the ONLY thing they show is episodes of The Love Boat.
This was my favorite show when I was a kid - I had no idea it was about boning your way across the high seas back then, of course - and I AM SUPER EXCITED.
07:12 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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You've heard of Cocaine Bear ... But have you heard of COCAINE HIPPOS?

You have now!

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11:37 AM - Feb 05, 2024
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How do you not acknowledge being presented an award by the iconic Celine Dion?
Big oversight there by Taylor Swift, IMO. #Grammys
11:36 PM - Feb 04, 2024
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Billy Joel: "No, seriously, turn the lights back on. I can't see shit." #Grammys
11:27 PM - Feb 04, 2024
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Listen, strictly speaking for myself, I have not been waiting thirty years for a new Billy Joel song, but if you have, here you go! #grammys
11:22 PM - Feb 04, 2024
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All of the televised awards on the Grammys, so far, have been won by women.
Fuck yeah.
11:13 PM - Feb 04, 2024
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I don't know who half of these people are on The Grammys.
Mom: "I don't know who ANY OF THEM are, but I tell you what, they are making some ... uh ... different fashion choices. OMG, look at that thing on that woman's head!!"
#GetOffOurLawn
07:39 PM - Feb 04, 2024
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Mom: "Holy MOLY, LOOK how far that dress is cut down! You can damn near see her biz!"
07:10 PM - Feb 04, 2024
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Watching the Grammys with my mom will be interesting. We're watching red carpet coverage and she's already said, "My God! Doesn't anyone believe in wearing actual clothes anymore??"
🤣
07:06 PM - Feb 04, 2024
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They have Marjorie Taylor Greene.

We have Taylor Swift.

We win.
02:04 PM - Feb 04, 2024
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Cue the wailing and gnashing of teeth from the Repubs, who will insist that Democrats have no class and need to bring back civil discourse in politics, dammit!!
🙄

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04:20 PM - Feb 02, 2024
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12:29 PM - Feb 02, 2024
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I came to the conclusion a while back that taking breaks from social media was good for my health, so I've been doing it lately, and enjoying the hell out of it.
But I always gotta come back after one of those breaks.
Happy Friday, y'all!
09:01 AM - Feb 02, 2024
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I start my Christmas shopping very early each year (like, in April or May).

Every year, I get made fun of for this, and people think I'm crazy.

Yeah, I'm the crazy one who is totally and completely done by Thanksgiving weekend. HAHA!

When do you start your Christmas shopping?
02:18 PM - Sep 02, 2023
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What a life.
Sail on, Jimmy.
09:53 AM - Sep 02, 2023
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I am really starting to think that it's never going to rain again in southeast Texas.
12:14 AM - Aug 22, 2023
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Dinner in the Sky in Athens - the beautiful Acropolis
#DailyPictureTheme #Above
12:59 PM - Aug 09, 2023
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I am so proud of our Harris County Judge for putting her mental health first.
Sending love and light to Lina Hidalgo. ❤️

https://www.click2houston....
03:30 PM - Aug 08, 2023
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Happy Tuesday, friends!
01:58 PM - Aug 08, 2023
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Good morning!
105° today and not a drop of rain in sight anytime soon.
Today seems like a good day to stay inside and read a good book.
And maybe drink a mimosa or six.
09:56 AM - Aug 05, 2023
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Gooooood evening/morning/whatever, #TeamInsomnia ! 😘
02:35 AM - Aug 03, 2023
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#DailyPictureTheme #red
Nice, France
09:42 PM - Aug 02, 2023
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(Most likely) Unpopular Opinions, by MJ:
1. The #astros probably overpaid for Verlander.
2. I suspected that #lizzo was really an asshole.
3. Not all kids are cute, in 'their own way' or otherwise.
4. Not everyone who does wrong deserves forgiveness.
5. 'The Love Boat' was & is a TV masterpiece.
11:59 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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If you live in Texas, please wash your car.
It is a scientific fact that when we wash our cars, it rains. ⛈️
02:02 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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My mother: "We really need a Swear Jar around here."
My aunt: "What the fuck for??"
07:30 PM - Jul 31, 2023
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Me, to myself: I really need to try to go to bed early and get some sleep tonight.

2:30 AM: *laying in bed eating honey roasted peanuts and doing a deep dive into the Dark Forest theory*
03:27 AM - Jul 31, 2023
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