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Sometimes when I get a little anxious or depressed I put together these little quote image thingies using the gimp; it's not hard or anything, I just find a quote and grab a royalty-free picture from one of the sites and put it all together, but I just find it relaxing... get used to these!
05:49 PM - Feb 04, 2023
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forgot to click the 'double double' option for the morning coffee and accidently drank a mouthful of steaming hot EVIL so my day can't really get worse...
10:36 AM - Nov 17, 2023
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I'd like to remind my new phone that the old phone ALSO asked uncomfortable judge-y questions about my napping, such as 'were you asleep between 1 and 4' before it's untimely 'retirement' via car door. which was an accident.

accidents happen. just saying.
04:28 PM - Oct 27, 2023
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... that is like the 4th time I've woken up from a nap and saw my jacket on the back of my chair and freaked out because it kind of looked like someone standing there in the dark, but have I started using the closet yet this fall? No. No I have not.
02:34 PM - Oct 18, 2023
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took a nap today to be prepared for the zombie cellphone apocalypse and nothing seems to have happened, where do I complain, I guess my phone is broken :(
02:38 PM - Oct 04, 2023
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wait just one damned minute here tomorrow 'SOME' people who got vaccinated turn into zombies??????

what the hell is this 'some' bull-crap I was promised zombie apocalypse

zombie-ism sounds like a great vacation, no need to worry about anything but find more braaaaains
07:07 PM - Oct 03, 2023
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you should see how much I sleep nowadays it is no joke kind of impressive, finally I am good at something that matters
04:09 PM - Oct 02, 2023
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I know it LOOKS bad that I smashed my phone after mentioning numerous times that I felt like smashing my phone, but it was an accident, I swear.
09:39 AM - Oct 01, 2023
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.... days are getting noticeably colder, I guess I better find some indoor hobbies.... maybe dedicate a few hundred hours into #Starfield ? I dunno, it looks kind of fun...

*taps keyboard* is this thing on? I've lost my notifications over the summer!
11:20 AM - Sep 23, 2023
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*cringe* EFF defending kiwifarms with an article with no information except that provided by a sociopathic bigot. The EFF state themselves KF is used for 'planning vicious attacks on vulnerable people'

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09:08 AM - Aug 30, 2023 (Edited)
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Also I haven't ingested any nicotine in more than a month and have quit vaping entirely too so yay me, gonna live forever, productive summer...
07:57 PM - Aug 19, 2023
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Wandering downtown Toronto tonight, currently in one of those parks that allow drinking. Dressed all in black, if you find me and say Cthulhu sent you I will smoke one with you...

... Not responsible for what happens if it's not me though...
07:34 PM - Aug 19, 2023
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He sure does lie a lot...
04:47 PM - Aug 19, 2023
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damn i am having a great hair day. argan oil is the best thing ever invented.... whatever it is

... god i hope it's not 'baby kitten oil'

oh good it's plant based not cute animal based, i am safe, thanks google
06:41 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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... elon musk challenged zuck to an actual 'dick measuring contest'?

how are these people real?
09:22 AM - Jul 10, 2023
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it's so hot, wasn't some billionaire working on some sort of sun blocking device? where are we on that?
01:47 PM - Jul 06, 2023
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i'm the type of person who takes a fan apart to clean it, puts it back together, realizes there's a piece missing but the fan works perfectly, and just shrugs and puts the piece beside the fan so it's still close to it's home

apparently
08:38 PM - Jul 05, 2023
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10:34 AM - Jul 05, 2023
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i took twitter off my phone a little while ago, and it's been really nice having real, sane people in my pocket when I go out to touch grass instead of bigots and bots...

like really nice. so glad we have the app now

also i am no longer allergic to grass or pollen but that's probably coincidence
08:39 PM - Jul 04, 2023
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... my cars turn signal burnt out on the way home from picking up new brake signal lights this is how I know the universe hates me.

or my car hates me. all i know is there's hate involved, and not just my hatred of having to go back to the same store... :(
01:41 PM - Jul 04, 2023
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My phone says I walked 9 km yesterday to get a hot fudge sundae from McDonalds so don't try to tell me McDonalds isn't healthy, I'll hear none of that nonsense this morning. ❤️
10:59 AM - Jul 02, 2023
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god i need a new phone this one i have is literally always seconds away from being thrown with full force at the nearest wall.. poor thing must be terrified. it knows it's time is coming, soon.
07:14 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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04:53 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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.... I don't know how slow Elon reads but 600 tweets per day will be gone in a flash, and I'm sure not paying that nazi-loving bigot just to get a few extra reloads of my own twitter feed...

bet he walks it back, bet its because he didn't pay his bills with google cloud...
03:00 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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Damn right I did my 10,000 steps, Mr judgey phone. Also I saw a rabbit and fed mosquitos.
10:35 PM - Jun 30, 2023
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need access to a time machine to go back in time to before i watched the human centipede; it was a simpler time. it was a better time. things will never be the same.
08:24 PM - Jun 28, 2023
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i kind of want to go for a walk but dusk is when THEY come out more... hungry, unstoppable, with the numbers on their side, clouding the sky as they search for their tastiest treats and mocking all of us in our powerlessness

... god i hate mosquitos why am i so delicious to them
09:18 PM - Jun 25, 2023
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*giving the angry eyes to the coffee today*

it has been almost 50 years it is absurd that i still can't get the coffee from the cup into my mouth without spills with a 100% success rate.

but good morning! ❤️
09:25 AM - Jun 25, 2023
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.... The last time I was in a crowd this big there was tear gas and flipped cop cars
08:44 PM - Jun 23, 2023
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Have now seen six naked dudes in 20 mins, also two boobs. Can not complain. Pride party seems fun even with a bit of rain....
08:31 PM - Jun 23, 2023
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... these 8 people pretty much decided my whole evening and if anyone asks me 'what good is the internet' i will point directly to this ability to solve simple decisions for me
06:07 PM - Jun 23, 2023
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