11 Threaded Spouts
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There once was a boy. He was a bit of a brat, but generally good hearted. He had a stuffed tiger. It was smart, brave and loyal. However, the real big deal about these two is that when no one was looking the stuffed tiger became a real live tiger. Then one day, it all stopped.
There once was a boy. He was a bit of a brat, but generally good hearted. He had a stuffed tiger. It was smart, brave and loyal. However, the real big deal about these two is that when no one was looking the stuffed tiger became a real live tiger. Then one day, it all stopped.
12:13 PM - May 16, 2023
If I ran the world all wrecking balls would be painted bright red and be made up to look like the Kool-Aid Man
02:09 PM - Apr 27, 2024
#Spoutories
I totally knew my neighbor was a serial killer. I couldn't straight out #accuse him of it, but look at this dog. Only a disturbed individual would show no emotion when this little cutie pie walked by your house every morning. Plus, all that late night digging, but mostly the dog thing.
I totally knew my neighbor was a serial killer. I couldn't straight out #accuse him of it, but look at this dog. Only a disturbed individual would show no emotion when this little cutie pie walked by your house every morning. Plus, all that late night digging, but mostly the dog thing.
02:06 PM - Apr 27, 2024
So Tim Hortons is doing a musical based on the time a group of strangers sought refuge in a Tim Hortons during a blizzard. I wonder if they'll deal with the cannibalism aspect of that story?
08:51 PM - Apr 26, 2024
#Spoutories
A true #cringe worthy moment. So we had this guy surrounded. I was young & eager to show what I could do. However, I was holding my number upside down so I rushed in to fight him at the same time as the real number six. And the guy is like which one of you am I supposed to fight?
A true #cringe worthy moment. So we had this guy surrounded. I was young & eager to show what I could do. However, I was holding my number upside down so I rushed in to fight him at the same time as the real number six. And the guy is like which one of you am I supposed to fight?
10:13 AM - Apr 26, 2024
I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, Robo Accounts Like Me.
09:58 PM - Apr 25, 2024
#Spoutories
I know what you first year Poltergeists are thinking. I barely have enough spectral energy to move a pencil. How can I terrorize anyone. That comes with time & practice. Right now I'll teach you how to annoy. Now nudge those faucet knobs. Presto. One middle of the night #drip drip drip.
I know what you first year Poltergeists are thinking. I barely have enough spectral energy to move a pencil. How can I terrorize anyone. That comes with time & practice. Right now I'll teach you how to annoy. Now nudge those faucet knobs. Presto. One middle of the night #drip drip drip.
03:09 PM - Apr 25, 2024
Hundreds of Beavers (2022)
One of the most wonderfully weird movies I've ever seen. It takes a moment to get into the wacky mindset of this film, but once it clicks, the cartoon logic results in some downright hilarious moments & the climax is just downright insane. Buster Keaton would be so proud.
One of the most wonderfully weird movies I've ever seen. It takes a moment to get into the wacky mindset of this film, but once it clicks, the cartoon logic results in some downright hilarious moments & the climax is just downright insane. Buster Keaton would be so proud.
10:02 PM - Apr 24, 2024
#Spoutories
And getting them to come outside. Impossible! Used to be I’d fart & one of them would rush out to investigate. Now with their phones & headphones. It’s like pulling teeth.
Oh. Got to go. Looks like one of them is heading to the car. Good #chat Myers. Maybe next time I’ll let you talk.
And getting them to come outside. Impossible! Used to be I’d fart & one of them would rush out to investigate. Now with their phones & headphones. It’s like pulling teeth.
Oh. Got to go. Looks like one of them is heading to the car. Good #chat Myers. Maybe next time I’ll let you talk.
10:58 AM - Apr 24, 2024
#Spoutories
Many had dismissed her as a glorified party vessel, full of untrained civilians. No one took her as a serious threat. However, the Red October would pay dearly for making this assumption. Beneath the #waves , in the English Channel, the Yellow Submarine claimed yet another victim.
Many had dismissed her as a glorified party vessel, full of untrained civilians. No one took her as a serious threat. However, the Red October would pay dearly for making this assumption. Beneath the #waves , in the English Channel, the Yellow Submarine claimed yet another victim.
09:30 AM - Apr 23, 2024
I can't wait for all the Toronto fans to get their Heidi moment when their nailbitter playoff game cuts away to the beginning of the Oilers broadcast. Come on Sportsnet. You know you want to do it. Toronto fans need to learn about Turtle Island.
02:53 PM - Apr 22, 2024
I joined Spoutible exactly one year ago today. To show how much I’ve grown as a person, I now present the spout I used to introduce myself on this platform.
In the Toy Story universe, I wonder if sex toys also come to life when their owners aren't around. Toy Story 5?
So as you can see, no growth.
In the Toy Story universe, I wonder if sex toys also come to life when their owners aren't around. Toy Story 5?
So as you can see, no growth.
09:47 AM - Apr 22, 2024
#Spoutories
So our big #victory against a hostile alien race is due to the fact that water is toxic to them? A race of beings smart enough to build ships to take them to another planet, but not smart enough to realize this planet is cover in water. Thank goodness they didn’t discover raincoats.
So our big #victory against a hostile alien race is due to the fact that water is toxic to them? A race of beings smart enough to build ships to take them to another planet, but not smart enough to realize this planet is cover in water. Thank goodness they didn’t discover raincoats.
09:10 AM - Apr 22, 2024
Abigail (2024)
Does it follow a well worn path in the horror genre? Yes, but it does a wonderful job of making Abigail's victims into engaging fodder, with Pete the goon being a personal favourite. Plus, Abigail herself is fantastic. Equal parts terrifying & comical, Alisha Weir is a revelation.
Does it follow a well worn path in the horror genre? Yes, but it does a wonderful job of making Abigail's victims into engaging fodder, with Pete the goon being a personal favourite. Plus, Abigail herself is fantastic. Equal parts terrifying & comical, Alisha Weir is a revelation.
06:35 PM - Apr 21, 2024
#Spoutories
Okay. We’re the greatest rock band that ever walked the ghostly realm. We got Mercury on vocals, Hendrix on lead guitar. Entwistle on bass. So I want Moon or Bonham or Peart on drums. I don’t care that there’s an army of them. The drummers of Spinal #Tap have no place in this band.
Okay. We’re the greatest rock band that ever walked the ghostly realm. We got Mercury on vocals, Hendrix on lead guitar. Entwistle on bass. So I want Moon or Bonham or Peart on drums. I don’t care that there’s an army of them. The drummers of Spinal #Tap have no place in this band.
09:55 AM - Apr 21, 2024
#Spoutories
Sorry Lois. Zod really opened my eyes. I saw what being #tender & kind gets you. I don't turn the other cheek anymore. Forgive & forget is for suckers. This man embarrassed me when I was powerless. Made me bleed. He'll be lucky I don't burn a S into his forehead. Hello, mother trucker.
Sorry Lois. Zod really opened my eyes. I saw what being #tender & kind gets you. I don't turn the other cheek anymore. Forgive & forget is for suckers. This man embarrassed me when I was powerless. Made me bleed. He'll be lucky I don't burn a S into his forehead. Hello, mother trucker.
10:16 AM - Apr 20, 2024
I was having a great childhood until my mother took my Kodachrome away.
12:16 PM - Apr 19, 2024
#Spoutories
You should have thought of this before your little #rumble with a 50 foot gorilla. Of course we’re going to use chainsaws to dismember the body. We don’t have anything large enough to move the body in one piece. Plus P. T. Barnum offered to pay for this removal & he only wants the head.
You should have thought of this before your little #rumble with a 50 foot gorilla. Of course we’re going to use chainsaws to dismember the body. We don’t have anything large enough to move the body in one piece. Plus P. T. Barnum offered to pay for this removal & he only wants the head.
10:47 AM - Apr 19, 2024
Step One: Acquire the license to use Peanut characters on my products.
Step Two: Make a line of hamburger paddies flavoured with peppermint.
Step Three: Put Marcie on the packaging.
Step Four: Sit back and watch the chaos.
Step Two: Make a line of hamburger paddies flavoured with peppermint.
Step Three: Put Marcie on the packaging.
Step Four: Sit back and watch the chaos.
06:40 PM - Apr 18, 2024
#Spoutories
This is your target. A #bright red ship with Red Dwarf painted on the side of it. They have intruded on our universe & introduced something called comedy. Not snark or annoying juvenile pap with the hint of racism, but actual funny jokes. For the glory of the Empire they must be stopped.
This is your target. A #bright red ship with Red Dwarf painted on the side of it. They have intruded on our universe & introduced something called comedy. Not snark or annoying juvenile pap with the hint of racism, but actual funny jokes. For the glory of the Empire they must be stopped.
11:37 AM - Apr 18, 2024
#Spoutories
Okay #team this is just silly. You don't have to lock me out of her head for the entire time. I just thought Riley might be happy that she had become a woman. I realized I made her look demented with what I did last month. I can just stand back and let Anger & Sadness run the board.
Okay #team this is just silly. You don't have to lock me out of her head for the entire time. I just thought Riley might be happy that she had become a woman. I realized I made her look demented with what I did last month. I can just stand back and let Anger & Sadness run the board.
10:11 AM - Apr 17, 2024
#Spoutories
I gave you latinum to buy inventory for our new pet store & you come back with a barrel full of these disgusting eels. Where’s my dogs, cats, tribbles? Nobody’s going to buy these.
They #wriggle into your brain & turn you into a puppet who does what ever you ask? Yes. I could sell that.
I gave you latinum to buy inventory for our new pet store & you come back with a barrel full of these disgusting eels. Where’s my dogs, cats, tribbles? Nobody’s going to buy these.
They #wriggle into your brain & turn you into a puppet who does what ever you ask? Yes. I could sell that.
09:41 AM - Apr 16, 2024
#Spoutories
Damn it Jimmy! You had one job. I’m not going to ask a man to #dig his own grave with a snow shovel.
Hey! Keep your voice down. Of course we were going to kill him. You really bought the story about a picnic in the woods?
Yes. I brought the picnic basket so Vinny wouldn’t get suspicious.
Damn it Jimmy! You had one job. I’m not going to ask a man to #dig his own grave with a snow shovel.
Hey! Keep your voice down. Of course we were going to kill him. You really bought the story about a picnic in the woods?
Yes. I brought the picnic basket so Vinny wouldn’t get suspicious.
08:50 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Plagiarism is one way to get followers if that's what you're here for, I guess. 🤷♀️
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Unapologetically Beth @bostrawskiPlagiarism is one way to get followers if that's what you're here for, I guess. 🤷♀️03:12 PM - Apr 14, 2024
09:13 PM - Apr 14, 2024
I think a Dalmatian would be a great dog to have. Not only are they quite intelligent & playful, but when they pass on, you'd also have an awesome looking coat.
08:14 PM - Apr 14, 2024
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#Spoutories
Why do we have to follow the conventional route for our mine cart rail system? Just a straight line with no #sudden twists or turns. Why can’t it be a wild roller coaster? And look, with only a little bit an effort I can take it into a lava field. The child miners are going to love this.
Why do we have to follow the conventional route for our mine cart rail system? Just a straight line with no #sudden twists or turns. Why can’t it be a wild roller coaster? And look, with only a little bit an effort I can take it into a lava field. The child miners are going to love this.
09:17 AM - Apr 14, 2024
#Spoutories
Hey! If we all stay #calm we should all be fine. As you may have noticed our boat was hit by a rogue wave & has turned completely upside down. My plan is pray to God for a second rogue wave, to flip us right side up. I’m also going to eat a piece of this delicious pineapple upside cake.
Hey! If we all stay #calm we should all be fine. As you may have noticed our boat was hit by a rogue wave & has turned completely upside down. My plan is pray to God for a second rogue wave, to flip us right side up. I’m also going to eat a piece of this delicious pineapple upside cake.
10:42 AM - Apr 13, 2024
#Spoutories
Yes, it was quite a blow learning my parents passed away while I was trapped in that block of ice. Plus, all my friends are now senior citizens, but the one good thing is I'm a huge Game of Thrones #fan . So where's Winds of Winter? Still not done! I was frozen for 50 god damn years!
Yes, it was quite a blow learning my parents passed away while I was trapped in that block of ice. Plus, all my friends are now senior citizens, but the one good thing is I'm a huge Game of Thrones #fan . So where's Winds of Winter? Still not done! I was frozen for 50 god damn years!
10:14 AM - Apr 12, 2024
A little disappointed to see nobody put a human head made of LEGO on top of that tortoise.
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Pjpuas The Tinkerer @Pjpuas#legowednesday I recently had the opportunity to go see the Nature POP! LEGO art exhibit in Tulsa. It was really awesome to see LEGO sculptures out in nature.10:52 PM - Apr 10, 2024![Image]()
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03:09 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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#Spoutories
No! Everyone get back inside. I get it. Her movie was super popular & you all want to impress her, but we don't launch rescue missions for accessories.
That was different. I'm a collector's item. Jessie! You saw how excited Chicken Man was about my hat. Barbie's #brush isn't even close.
No! Everyone get back inside. I get it. Her movie was super popular & you all want to impress her, but we don't launch rescue missions for accessories.
That was different. I'm a collector's item. Jessie! You saw how excited Chicken Man was about my hat. Barbie's #brush isn't even close.
10:08 AM - Apr 11, 2024
#OneLineMovieQuote guess the movie & answer with a gif etc
“Pull the string!”
“Pull the string!”
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Connie Love @ConnieAz#OneLineMovieQuote guess the movie & answer with a gif etc.
“What we've got here is failure to communicate.”11:34 PM - Apr 10, 2024![Picture]()
11:57 PM - Apr 10, 2024
