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Twitter shit the bed again.
01:29 AM - Dec 21, 2023
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Brett Favre blocked me on Twitter.

To be fair, there’s a good chance his account was hacked. Lord knows this man has a lot of experience being intercepted.
03:22 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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Got my Dark Brandon mug. Life is good. 😎
04:20 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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FEDERAL GOATS 😂
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OK, I've got it. Here's the solution to wildfires:

Goats.

Gigantic herds of goats, sent through the underbrush to clear out dead wood that would otherwise fuel a raging inferno.

And these won't be ordinary goats, no sir. These will be FEDERAL goats.
08:13 PM - Jul 29, 2023
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Jamie Warren
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The one on the right has way better hair.
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Can Trump avoid violating the terms of his release for longer than this head of lettuce?
07:29 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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Oh hell no 😭😭
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Can Trump avoid violating the terms of his release for longer than this head of lettuce?
07:29 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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I'm voting no... He just can't help himself.
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Can Trump avoid violating the terms of his release for longer than this head of lettuce?
07:29 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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Just Curious About Stuff
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😂😂😂
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Can Trump avoid violating the terms of his release for longer than this head of lettuce?
07:29 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I am SO going with Mr. Lettuce Head.
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Can Trump avoid violating the terms of his release for longer than this head of lettuce?
07:29 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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Can Trump avoid violating the terms of his release for longer than this head of lettuce?
07:29 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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It's that time again.
04:30 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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Wait until he hears when we wrote the Constitution
07:25 PM - Aug 02, 2023
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tl;dr: Putin isn’t the ‘cornered rat.’ He’s the terrified boy with a stick who thought he could bully the rat and ran away when it fought back.

#SlavaUkraïni

https://apple.news/AainI4j...
05:06 PM - Aug 02, 2023
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11:16 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Today is a good day.
06:39 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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At this rate, Trump is soon gonna have more charges against him than people who attended his inauguration.
06:29 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Special Counsel Jack Smith recommends everyone read the indictment in full.

Here it is.

#trumpindictment

https://www.scribd.com/doc...
06:15 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Jack Smith speaking live right NOW
06:14 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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It’s so lovely this Trump indictment happens on a taco Tuesday.

I really appreciate the DOJ helping me set dinner plans. 🌮
05:48 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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He's shitting his pants 😆
05:39 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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BREAKING

MSNBC now announcing that Donald Trump is indicted on FOUR COUNTS

including obstruction of official proceeding and conspiracy to defraud the United States
05:35 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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LET'S GO
05:21 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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BREAKING ON MSNBC:

"Grand Jury Returns Indictment for Unnamed Individual in Election Probe"
05:17 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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MSNBC chyron: "Grand Jury Foreman in Magistrate's Courtroom"

DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
05:10 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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People using “not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character” to deter discussion of, teaching about, and protest against racism are not students of the comprehensive #mlk . My father’s dream and work included eradicating racism, not ignoring it.
12:49 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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I haven't been on Twitter at all today.

When Luke asks you to do something you listen.

#TweetlessTuesday
03:35 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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OK, I've got it. Here's the solution to wildfires:

Goats.

Gigantic herds of goats, sent through the underbrush to clear out dead wood that would otherwise fuel a raging inferno.

And these won't be ordinary goats, no sir. These will be FEDERAL goats.
08:13 PM - Jul 29, 2023
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08:28 PM - Jul 27, 2023
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You guys know that "non-human biologics" are literally about 99.99% of the Earth's total biomass, and 97.5% of the Earth's animal biomass, right?

"Non-human biologics" doesn't mean what that dude wants you to think it means.
12:03 AM - Jul 27, 2023
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“Striking new data about young voters should alarm Trump and the GOP”

Gift link:
https://wapo.st/3O75CGH
04:45 PM - Jul 25, 2023
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