Jeff Tiedrich

Jeff Tiedrich

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noted internet nobody

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I wrote a thing: "how the fuck is Rudy Giuliani not rotting in some hellhole prison" — why is this tosspot being allowed to blow through forty-three grand a month?
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how the fuck is Rudy Giuliani not rotting in some hellhole prison

why is this tosspot being allowed to blow through forty-three grand a month?

11:21 AM - May 05, 2024

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it's Saturday and it's time for "this week in stupid: May 4 edition" — MAGA morons shit their pants, Jimmy Comer rants and rants, and so much more ...
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this week in stupid: May 4 edition - by Jeff Tiedrich

MAGA morons shit their pants, Jimmy Comer rants and rants, and so much more ...

11:13 AM - May 04, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "Donald Von ShitzInPantz hates his lawyer. his lawyer hates him back"
Todd Blanche is the latest Trump lawyer to set his own reputation on fire.
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Donald Von ShitzInPantz hates his lawyer. his lawyer hates him back

Todd Blanche is the latest Trump lawyer to set his reputation on fire

11:14 AM - May 03, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "snoring courtroom fart factory says wut?" — Donald Trump’s trial behavior is proof of dementia, says psychiatry prof.
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snoring courtroom fart factory says wut? - by Jeff Tiedrich

Donald Trump’s behavior during trial is proof of dementia, says psychiatry prof

11:11 AM - May 02, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "sundowning Grandpa Farticus claims ‘no one has ever had to sit for so long’" — demented Donald Trump keeps saying weird shit.
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sundowning Grandpa Farticus claims ‘no one has ever had to sit for so long’

it’s so unfair!

11:17 AM - May 01, 2024

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yo, I wrote a thing: "Kristi Noem just took her political future and shot it in the face" — and Kari Lake wears out her welcome at Motel-a-Lago.
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Kristi Noem just took her political future and shot it in the face

and Kari Lake wears out her welcome at Motel-a-Lago

10:46 AM - Apr 30, 2024

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yo, I wrote a thing: "MAGA now hates Jim Jordan, and it’s fucking hilarious" — Shirt Sleeve Jimmy has a very bad weekend.
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MAGA now hates Jim Jordan, and it’s fucking hilarious

Shirt Sleeve Jimmy has a very bad weekend

11:24 AM - Apr 29, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "the New York Times can piss up a rope" —Times publisher AG Sulzberger is a power-mad diaper-baby.
also: Kristi Noem slaughters a puppy, and Dark Brandon kills at the WH Correspondents Dinner.
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the New York Times can piss up a rope - by Jeff Tiedrich

Times publisher AG Sulzberger is a power-mad diaper-baby

10:45 AM - Apr 28, 2024

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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 27 edition" — Donny flips his wig, Bannon is a pig, and so much more ...
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this week in stupid: April 27 edition - by Jeff Tiedrich

Donny flips his wig, Bannon is a pig, and so much more ...

11:09 AM - Apr 27, 2024

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hey, here's Friday's post: "this Supreme Court is making my fucking head explode — again." any sane SCOTUS would have quickly slapped Trump down.
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this Supreme Court is making my fucking head explode — again

any sane SCOTUS would have quickly slapped Trump down

10:31 AM - Apr 26, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "Comer Fudd is dumb as fuck and he’s never gonna defeat Bugs Biden" — and Rudy Colludy gets indicted ... again!
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Comer Fudd is dumb as fuck and he’s never gonna defeat Bugs Biden

and Rudy Colludy gets indicted ... again!

10:53 AM - Apr 25, 2024

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yo, I wrote a thing: "frail old fuckface can’t stop whining" — scenes from a trial, Day Six.
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frail old fuckface can’t stop whining - by Jeff Tiedrich

scenes from a trial, Day Six

11:34 AM - Apr 24, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "narcoleptic old dipshit wakes up to stare at pecker" — scenes from a trial, Day Five.
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narcoleptic old dipshit wakes up to stare at pecker

scenes from a trial, Day Five

10:29 AM - Apr 23, 2024

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imagine being such a loathsome piece of shit that no member of your family will show up to support you at your trial for falsifying business records to cover up hush money payments to the woman with whom you cheated while your wife was at home with your newborn child

12:15 PM - Apr 22, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "everybody hates Marjorie Spork Toes Greene" — why does #MoscowMarge care about Hungarians in Transcarpathia? because Putin does, too.
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everybody hates Marjorie Spork Toes Greene

why does Moscow Marge care about Hungarians in Transcarpathia? because Putin does, too

10:44 AM - Apr 22, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "flatulent dipshit cancels hate-rally due to rain" — dozy dotard Donald Trump whines about his criminal trial, too.
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flatulent dipshit cancels hate-rally due to rain

dozy dotard Donny whines about his criminal trial, too

11:00 AM - Apr 21, 2024

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pro tip: if you cheered when insurrectionist fuckfaces used flagpoles to beat cops on January 6th, you don't get to whine about what kind of flags get waved inside Congress. seriously, sit this one out

06:41 PM - Apr 20, 2024

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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 20 edition" — Donny Shitstain lets ’em rip, Nosferatu won’t zip his lip, and so much more ...
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this week in stupid: April 20 edition - by Jeff Tiedrich

Donny Shitstain lets ’em rip, Nosferatu won’t zip his lip, and so much more ...

11:31 AM - Apr 20, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "what the fuck does Fox News think it’s doing" — in which Jesse Watters and Fox engage in a little jury tampering.
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what the fuck does Fox News think it’s doing

in which Jesse Watters and Fox engage in a little jury tampering

10:52 AM - Apr 19, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "shitty mob boss Donald Trump violates his gag order — and robs the GOP blind." Donny needs to learn what the inside of a jail cell looks like.
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shitty mob boss Donald Trump violates his gag order — and robs the GOP blind

Donny needs to learn what the inside of a jail cell looks like

10:30 AM - Apr 18, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "Donald Trump is teaching a master class in how to piss off a judge" — go back to sleep, sundowning grandpa crankypants.
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Donald Trump is teaching a master class in how to piss off a judge

go back to sleep, sundowning grandpa crankypants

11:09 AM - Apr 17, 2024

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yo, I wrote a thing: "dozy dipshit Don Snorelone falls asleep at his own trial" — Drowsy Donald Trump had a very bad day in court.
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dozy dipshit Don Snorelone falls asleep at his own trial

Drowsy Donny had a very bad day in court

10:54 AM - Apr 16, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "it’s Stormy Monday — enjoy your first criminal trial, Donny" — no matter who you are, you’re probably having a better day than Donald Trump.
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it’s Stormy Monday — enjoy your first criminal trial, Donny

no matter who you are, you’re probably having a better day than Donald Trump

10:17 AM - Apr 15, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "demented dipshit Donald Trump warns against ‘illegal adlingthins’" — Donny also violates his gag order and runs his ignorant mouth about Iran.
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demented dipshit Donald Trump warns against ‘illegal adlingthins’

Donny also violates his gag order and runs his ignorant mouth about Iran

10:48 AM - Apr 14, 2024

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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 13 edition" — Gutfeld is outraged, Maria's on a rampage, and so much more ...
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this week in stupid: April 13 edition - by Jeff Tiedrich

Gutfeld is outraged, Maria's on a rampage, and so much more ...

11:30 AM - Apr 13, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "why the fuck is an 88-count indicted criminal being allowed to sabotage US foreign policy" — how is this even legal?
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why the fuck is an 88-count indicted criminal being allowed to sabotage US foreign policy

how is this even legal

11:03 AM - Apr 12, 2024

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hey, I wrote a thing: "why the fuck is the New York Times both-sidesing abortion?" no, Joe Biden is not as bad as Trump.
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why the fuck is the New York Times both-sidesing abortion?

no, Joe Biden is not as bad as Trump

11:23 AM - Apr 11, 2024

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I wrote a thing: "Arizona’s forced-birth fascists revive abortion ban from 1864" — AZ Republicans own this law. this November, let's make them pay for it.
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Arizona’s forced-birth fascists revive abortion ban from 1864

AZ Republicans own this law. this November, let's make them pay for it

11:17 AM - Apr 10, 2024

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Republicans: "abortion laws should be left up to the states"
Arizona Supreme Court: *outlaws abortions*
Republicans: "WE DIDN'T MEAN IN AN ELECTION YEAR"

04:22 PM - Apr 09, 2024

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listen up, stupids: the dumb-ass who stole Ashley Biden's diary just got sentenced to prison. I hope you dipshits who stole Hunter Biden's laptop and data understand that your time is coming, too. tick fucking tock

03:28 PM - Apr 09, 2024

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