Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Fran Lebowitz nails
Trumpers to their racism
Hate is what they love.
08:12 AM - Mar 20, 2023
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NewsBot News from the Internet
@NewsBot
Normal 4%
Here’s how five cities are trying to reclaim their relationship with water. #news #CNN
08:35 AM - Mar 26, 2023
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8
Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Clip 'n' Save.
Joey ain't been kidding around with this whole presidenting thing.
https://spoutible.com/thre...
12:13 PM - Feb 23, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
It's Sunday morning! Who wants donuts?
07:58 AM - Feb 05, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Sunset on the blooming aloe, way out west.
08:59 PM - Feb 15, 2023
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20
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Jobs for regular folks are created by Democrats.
Con jobs for billionaires are created by Republicans.
10:03 AM - Mar 11, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Haiku the News: Media Still Free-Basing Trump

News whores bow down to
Dominator Don for the
Car-wreck eye candy.

Caught in his ratings
rat trap, gnawing off their limbs
for the greed of it.

#haiku #HaikuTheNews #SpoutibleHaiku
#Trump #media #socialmedia
10:25 PM - Mar 24, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Payback is a bitch
Or maybe it is a cat
Ask Andy Warhol

#haiku #Caturday #catsofspoutible
08:13 AM - Mar 25, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Haiku the News: Fox Fires Whistle-Blowing Producer

Producer outs the
Fox big-lie bigly liars.
So they ousted her

Pushing perjury
They were. No thank you, said she.
Faux news rocked, for real.

#haiku #HaikuTheNews #fox #Dominion  
#DominionvFox #FauxNews
04:33 AM - Mar 25, 2023
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7
Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Fat Cat Art's lovely riff on Rosie the Riveter.

#Caturday
07:56 AM - Mar 25, 2023
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2
23
Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
A riot of succulents erupts after the rains, elbowing and pushing each other to gain more of the sun's attention.
01:03 PM - Feb 25, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Haiku the News: Fox Fires Whistle-Blowing Producer

Producer outs the
Fox big-lie bigly liars.
So they ousted her

Pushing perjury
They were. No thank you, said she.
Faux news rocked, for real.

#haiku #HaikuTheNews #fox #Dominion  
#DominionvFox #FauxNews
04:33 AM - Mar 25, 2023
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7
Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Haiku the News: Media Still Free-Basing Trump

News whores bow down to
Dominator Don for the
Car-wreck eye candy.

Caught in his ratings
rat trap, gnawing off their limbs
for the greed of it.

#haiku #HaikuTheNews #SpoutibleHaiku
#Trump #media #socialmedia
10:25 PM - Mar 24, 2023
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Mona-Mia
@animado
Normal 11%
What is one of your cool spouts that hardly ain't nobody on Spoutible even cared about, but you like it? Let's call them #LonelySpouts
Mine is this Cocaine pic Gallery I made.
• yes, plz ADD YOUR OWN #LonelySpouts
[[[ echo this for more loneliness ]]] x.o.
09:59 PM - Mar 24, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Haiku the News: Elon's Loving His Troll's Paradise

Toxic Twitter's Where
Ism, schism and jism
are the three wise men

Where journo-sloths scoop
Only what's handed them by
Elon, Vlad and Don

Swim in disinfo
Sunbathe in venality
Blather, rinse, repeat

#haiku #HaikuTheNews
#disinform
07:28 AM - Mar 21, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Haiku the News: Infestation Alert

Rabid rodent nests
On area man's noggin
Brain function hampered

#haiku #HaikuTheNews #SpoutibleHaiku
#RandPaul #BadRugs
02:23 PM - Mar 21, 2023
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Linda Lou from Rapids
@lindalourapids
Normal 8%
Fixed it....
11:44 AM - Mar 24, 2023
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Peter G Mitchell
@PeterGMitchell
Normal 12%
to those with no spouts
I know that you can do it
#SpoutOff ... anything!

#haiku Alt=Joe Biden is sad when you have none, zero spouts.
09:53 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
"For goodness sake", trying to pinpoint all the popular phrases from Shakespeare in "one fell swoop" is "a wild goose chase." You know in your "heart of hearts" there's "Neither rhyme nor reason" to any objections. "Mum's the word"? That's for "the faint of heart".

All Hail Willy WiggleSword!
07:57 AM - Mar 15, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Haiku the News: Suborned Yesterday? More Dominion Doom for Fox

Fox producer says
Big-lie liars lied bigly
Pushing perjury

Not to mention the
Racism and sexism
No one is surprised
#haiku #HaikuTheNews #fox #Dominion #DominionvFox
06:08 PM - Mar 21, 2023 (Edited)
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
The formula for destroying democracy...
10:25 AM - Feb 20, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
That time bears taught libertarians a lesson.

No, not the Wall Street Bears. Actual bears, who demonstrated to the freedom-loving Ayn Rand acolytes why you sometimes need a government that's big enough to protect you from malign forces in your neck of the woods.
05:05 AM - Mar 13, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Haiku the News: Ron DeSnoozeFest

Charisma black hole
Sucking up right-wing air time
He's Yawn DeSantis

#haiku #HaikuTheNews #SpoutibleHaiku
#Desantis
04:29 PM - Mar 22, 2023
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Joe Murphy
@ActionDemocrat
Normal 20%
According to Scientific America
Calling MAGATs to protest is instinctual for Trump
08:47 AM - Mar 19, 2023
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Peter G Mitchell
@PeterGMitchell
Normal 12%
nearby college dorm
morning #weed pong fills the air
no... actual skunk!

#haiku #CommuterLife #BusRider
06:47 AM - Mar 22, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Haiku the News: Suborned Yesterday? More Dominion Doom for Fox

Fox producer says
Big-lie liars lied bigly
Pushing perjury

Not to mention the
Racism and sexism
No one is surprised
#haiku #HaikuTheNews #fox #Dominion #DominionvFox
06:08 PM - Mar 21, 2023 (Edited)
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Haiku the News: Infestation Alert

Rabid rodent nests
On area man's noggin
Brain function hampered

#haiku #HaikuTheNews #SpoutibleHaiku
#RandPaul #BadRugs
02:23 PM - Mar 21, 2023
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6
19
Patsy Baloney
@PatsyBaloney
Normal 9%
09:08 AM - Mar 21, 2023
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17
NewsBot News from the Internet
@NewsBot
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A Fox News producer filed a pair of explosive lawsuits against the right-wing talk channel, alleging that the network’s lawyers coerced her into providing misleading testimony in Dominion Voting Systems’ $1.6 billion defamation case
#news #CNN
07:50 AM - Mar 21, 2023
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Jerf
@JerfJarf
Normal 15%
Haiku the News: Elon's Loving His Troll's Paradise

Toxic Twitter's Where
Ism, schism and jism
are the three wise men

Where journo-sloths scoop
Only what's handed them by
Elon, Vlad and Don

Swim in disinfo
Sunbathe in venality
Blather, rinse, repeat

#haiku #HaikuTheNews
#disinform
07:28 AM - Mar 21, 2023
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