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What, do you need an engraved invitation?
Come on in Spouties, the water's fine.
08:22 AM - Feb 11, 2023
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Haiku the News: You're On the Menu

Yes, Republicans
Love Tyrannosaurus Trump
Who will he eat next?

It's so exciting
The ratings, the ads, the clicks.
Democracy. Chomp.

The new cliffhanger:
Indictments and incitements.
You're what's for dinner.

#haiku #HaikuTheNews
#Trump #TrumpIn
07:18 AM - Mar 31, 2023
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Jerf
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The formula for destroying democracy...
10:25 AM - Feb 20, 2023
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From 1940-1980:
•Wealthiest paid 70-94% marginal tax
•0 of them went broke from taxation
•0 of them left USA
•All remained exceedingly wealthy
•Manufacturing boomed
•AND we also had the strongest middle class growth in US History

Let's do that again. Stop protecting billionaires. Start taxing them.
11:09 AM - Apr 26, 2023
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Blooming blue agave, blue cacti and blue skies.
12:19 PM - Mar 11, 2023
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thread 7 Threaded Spouts
This is a quick thread on why you should ignore polls a year before an election. Polls are snapshots in time, and with politics, a year might as well be a century. But even if we ignore the fact the election is a year away, the current polls are simply not reliable. So let's break it down.
01:28 PM - Nov 05, 2023
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Haiku the News: Elon's Loving His Troll's Paradise

Toxic Twitter's Where
Ism, schism and jism
are the three wise men

Where journo-sloths scoop
Only what's handed them by
Elon, Vlad and Don

Swim in disinfo
Sunbathe in venality
Blather, rinse, repeat

#haiku #HaikuTheNews
#disinform
07:28 AM - Mar 21, 2023
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Haiku the News: Reagan Campaign Treason Stole 1980 Election from Carter

Poor Jimmy Carter
Reagan stole his second term
Poor America

#haiku #HaikuTheNews #SpoutibleHaiku
#JimmyCarter #Irancontra #FuckReagan
09:05 AM - Mar 19, 2023
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Call me crazy, but I think it may be the guns.
08:24 AM - Oct 28, 2023
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I just published: Hey TikTok Influencers: You Can’t Be Pro-Black and Anti-Voting.

The tactics are as old as voting, and are not original or unique.
10:44 AM - Oct 25, 2023
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The USA Singers
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When the poor and middle class get more money, they buy food, clothes, cars, homes, and stimulate the economy.

When the rich get more money, they hoard it in offshore bank accounts to avoid paying taxes, and bottleneck the economy.

Tax the rich, and raise the minimum wage.
07:33 AM - Oct 25, 2023
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Finally, clear proof that both parties are the same.
07:42 AM - Aug 04, 2023
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This sums up everyday of October so far.
09:55 AM - Oct 13, 2023
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Eric Gordy
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Can't be said frequently enough: for pretty much any thing you may want to buy, there is a place to find it other than Amazon. https://www.theguardian.co...
07:44 AM - Oct 10, 2023
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Muriel Vieux
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Let's Talk about Liz Cheney.

Liz Cheney is not for change, for progress, for equality and you need to remember that. She is the female version of Mitch McConnell and look at where he got us.

Muriel Vieux
#TheAmericanHaitianPoet
10:15 AM - Oct 09, 2023
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“If you combine the people you'd never hire with the people you'd never invite to your house with the people you'd never want your kids to meet with the people you'd cross the street to avoid with the people who should never hold public office you have the current GOP leadership.”

-- David Rothkof
12:01 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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Mad magenta succulent blooms explode onto a California walkway after the spring rains.
06:25 AM - Feb 28, 2023
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Haiku the News: As Luxe Will Have it

Grifting Thomas trips
over himself on the way to
his next vacation.

As Luxe will have it
The Supreme Court Justice just
cannot get enough.

#HaikuTheNews #ClarenceThomas #SupremeCourt
09:13 AM - Aug 10, 2023
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Sue Cohen
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More great news & proof that #BidenomicsWorks
September Jobs Report + 336K & unemployment remains at 3.8%
We continue to see POTUS @VP TheDemocrats work for ALL of US why #GOPShitShow & #GOPCivilWar proves they are unfit to govern
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/...
09:33 AM - Oct 06, 2023
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“If you combine the people you'd never hire with the people you'd never invite to your house with the people you'd never want your kids to meet with the people you'd cross the street to avoid with the people who should never hold public office you have the current GOP leadership.”

-- David Rothkof
12:01 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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Be kind to bee kind. It's in everyone's interest.
10:47 AM - Apr 07, 2023
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Night-blooming cacti
Big pollinator magnets
Dinner's served at dusk
08:14 PM - Mar 13, 2023
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Jobs for regular folks are created by Democrats.
Con jobs for billionaires are created by Republicans.
10:03 AM - Mar 11, 2023
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How many reboots until DeSantis realizes he needs to replace himself to improve his campaign?
06:03 PM - Aug 08, 2023
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Haiku the News: As Luxe Will Have it

Grifting Thomas trips
over himself on the way to
his next vacation.

As Luxe will have it
The Supreme Court Justice just
cannot get enough.

#HaikuTheNews #ClarenceThomas #SupremeCourt
09:13 AM - Aug 10, 2023
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Haiku the News: Biden's Quiet Brilliance

While Trump commits more
Crimes against our sanity
Joe governs greatly

#HaikuTheNews
11:55 AM - Jul 29, 2023
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Haiku the News: Dead-Bird Decomp

Exploding rockets,
cars, websites and wads of cash.
Oligarch bonfire.

Bird goes belly up.
X marks the spot for murder
of the public square.

We're all witnesses
counting the days 'til Xelon's
an ex-billionaire.

#HaikuTheNews #elon #Twitter
06:02 AM - Jul 26, 2023
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Jerf
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How many reboots until DeSantis realizes he needs to replace himself to improve his campaign?
06:03 PM - Aug 08, 2023
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Jerf
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Finally, clear proof that both parties are the same.
07:42 AM - Aug 04, 2023
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The shade-meisters at Merriam-Webster lobbed this one out there today when it's arraigning men, specifically one ex-prez and lifetime crook...
09:52 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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