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Me, to my dogs
The neighbor says you've been chasing people on bicycles.
My dogs: that's a lie you know we don't have bicycles
08:15 AM - Jun 26, 2023
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Has any one heard from Carlos Danger?
09:18 PM - Jun 20, 2023
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They like to sit in the hostas when it's hot
05:14 PM - May 29, 2023
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Bullshit.
05:07 PM - May 22, 2023
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Does anyone else take an employee discount when you use self checkout?
03:08 PM - May 12, 2023
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Behind every great fortune there is a great crime
Honore' de Balzac
03:39 PM - May 10, 2023
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The problem is the son-of-a-bitch isn't connected to the mother fucker
Elon Musk~
12:08 PM - Apr 23, 2023 (Edited)
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Freedom is priceless
Anonymous @Anonymous
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Dee Sweat
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01:22 AM - Apr 22, 2023
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Well that makes perfect fucking sense to this bitch!
Curtis Johnson @CurtisJJohnson1
Research shows that intelligent people swear more that stupid ass mother fuckers.
05:00 PM - Apr 21, 2023
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Good morning Spoutees
Happy hump day
Enjoy responsibly
07:59 AM - Apr 12, 2023
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Breaking News: I have a big shit eating grin on my face
01:08 PM - Apr 04, 2023
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SORRY (not sorry) Donald - NYers NEVER loved you. Personal story, when I moved to Manhattan in 1983 and saw Trump Tower my first thought when looking at that gold monstrosity was WHAT KIND OF BUFFOON BUILDS THIS FOR HIMSELF? So yeah, unlike what some MAGAts think, it's not his politics. It's HIM!
09:15 AM - Apr 02, 2023
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Tas C
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Finally got around to joining
09:25 AM - Apr 02, 2023
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Monique Clemmings-Camp
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Bringing this spout back for all the new people.
Scott Johnson @ScottJohnson
Quick Spoutible guide for former bird site users:

Spout replaces tweet
Echo replaces retweet
Making Waves replaces trending
@cbouzy replaces the muskrat
Reason replaces delusion
Kindness replaces hate

Please ECHO for the new people here
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My lovely wife and I will celebrate our 47th anniversary tomorrow.
She said she will probably stay around for another year
10:33 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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Hope it does too
10:19 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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Its not unprecedented because the precedent is doing it.
~ Kellyanne Conway ~ probably
10:07 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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When I talk to my millennial grandkids I like to start out with "back in the 1900's"
10:03 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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🎶You should be dancing, yeah...🎶
09:28 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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08:46 PM - Mar 21, 2023
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ToddDa
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Guess my Soup!
Guess today's Progresso soup. Anyone can play...it's probably easier than typing this spout if you're using the same browser🙄
Please guess AND echo bc nO aLGoRitHm. Thanks.
04:21 PM - Mar 17, 2023
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Say hi to Gunnar and help him celebrate his second birthday.
Pup cups for the win
06:26 PM - Mar 17, 2023
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I haven't seen any stories regarding Jennifer Aniston's baby bump in years
05:21 PM - Mar 10, 2023
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Has anyone said ipso facto recently?
05:14 PM - Mar 08, 2023
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Anonymous
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12:35 PM - Mar 03, 2023 (Edited)
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Mudaugh GUILTY
07:17 PM - Mar 02, 2023 (Edited)
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When I go through boxes I've been dragging around for decades I like to take these relics and leave them at my kids homes without their knowledge
09:10 PM - Mar 01, 2023
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Another year I won't be celebrating my half birthday
04:43 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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Allow myself to introduce myself
09:17 PM - Feb 19, 2023
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