TheHalfwayPost @TheHalfwayPost

BREAKING: Elon Musk says all of Twitter's advertisers can "go f*ck themselves," and he's setting aside another $44 billion to pay for all the ads on Twitter from now on.

08:32 PM - Nov 29, 2023

Whoa!™️ @Whoa

May I suggest Made to Walk the Plank? Or Out to Sea? Reason being in the Navy, scuttle is just gossip. Water fountains on ships are called scuttlebutts because that's where you gather to gossip.

08:03 PM - Nov 29, 2023

Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert

How else would you get a pic of a MiG?

07:41 PM - Nov 29, 2023

Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert

I’m starting up a coordinated F16 theft club. Serious applicants only. Like serious serious.

07:37 PM - Nov 29, 2023

aaron @beec4240

it’s mocking the people complaining about people being reported you fucking burnt corn muffin

If you need it explained to you slowly we can do that but maybe leave the clever comments to the professionals you total non recyclable sludge barge

07:22 PM - Nov 29, 2023

Kace Fruitface @FruitFacedFruitKace

Hey yall. I’m home safe. Hope your day was decent.

05:23 PM - Nov 29, 2023

Not a Problematic Liz @non_problematic_liz

Unexpected reorg at my job and now I'm in a new department. Anyhow when introductions were going around, I realized I was one of the only people who doesn't have a PhD. Nor did I even major in computer science. I'm the only one that's self taught in the room.

I guess I should be proud of that.

04:47 PM - Nov 29, 2023

Professor Kyle @blackcatprose

Wednesday micro-story challenge: in 300 characters or less, write a story (fiction or non; it could even be a poem) about...a day in the life.

02:49 PM - Nov 29, 2023

Chris Reid @chrispreid

This LEGO Artist Builds Masterpieces Using All Black Bricks | Obsessed | WIRED - YouTube

"It just had this appeal to me because you can create the things you don't have." Meet Ekow Nimako, a Ghanaian-Canadian artist who uses black LEGO bricks to ...

02:43 PM - Nov 29, 2023

aaron @beec4240

whenever i get this marketing email from CarCapsule (that i don't know why i get) i always wonder what people did to keep their fancy cars preserved without an inflatable drive-in container with 190 CFM fan to keep dust away from their precious vehicle oh wait i do not care what sort of rich guy non

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02:23 PM - Nov 29, 2023

Sami Lee @Samilee

Walking daily is essential to my overall mental health.

02:21 PM - Nov 29, 2023

SpoutingClassics™️ @SpoutingClassics

From Double Trouble to some Thunderbirds!!! 🦚
"I would walk ten miles on my hands and knees
Ain't no doubt it, baby
It's you I aim to please"
Fabulous Thunderbirds - Tuff Enough #SpoutingClassics #WeatherWatch

The Fabulous Thunderbirds - Tuff Enuff (Video) - YouTube

The Fabulous Thunderbirds' official music video for 'Tuff Enuff'. Click to listen to The Fabulous Thunderbirds on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/FabulousTSpotif...

10:07 AM - Nov 29, 2023

Mynxie @Mynxie

Mysterious woman tells school board that Scholastic book sparked porn addiction

By Judd Legum & Rebecca Crosby

Mysterious woman tells school board that Scholastic book sparked porn addiction

On November 14, a 20-year-old woman named Lanah Burkhardt appeared before the school board of the Conroe Independent School District in Texas. Burkhardt told the board that, when she was 11, she read a Scholastic book that introduced her to "a single kiss." According to Burkhardt, her expo..

09:48 AM - Nov 29, 2023

Bob Rebob @Blinds2099

The phone company actually delivered and set them up. No charger needed. Heck, you could crack walnuts with the handset and it would still work fine! Mom had hers for 27 years!

08:56 AM - Nov 29, 2023

Kace Fruitface @FruitFacedFruitKace

Bc fuck fries?

08:49 PM - Nov 28, 2023

Kace Fruitface @FruitFacedFruitKace

Ask me anything before I pass out

08:14 PM - Nov 28, 2023

Melissa G @TheVibes

I'm back!

Was just over at the other site, sad about what it's turned into - then ran across the link to this app.

I AM FEELING ALL THE RELIEF!

Thanks @cbouzy 💜

06:45 PM - Nov 28, 2023

Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy

📢We just released an update that will allow you to add people to your lists by clicking the three dots on their spouts or the three dots on their profiles.

Please close and reopen your app or perform a hard refresh on your desktop browser to apply the update.

03:21 PM - Nov 28, 2023

Beth Ann Ostrawski @bostrawski

Seeing echos, though turned off. 🤪

03:16 PM - Nov 28, 2023

Karl S @KarlS

As I embark on a new career my first thought is, I should turn up the heat, it’s a little chilly in here. Check your DM for the link 😉 I may take some extra time with a batch today so I can do a thread tomorrow.

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01:45 PM - Nov 28, 2023

dani @danismashingit

I’m gonna start tagging Christopher every time I suffer a small inconvenience, a mild discomfort, experience a wee bit of a dust-up, am feeling a little peckish, can’t log into Karl’s Only Fans, see too many memes, need to change the batteries in my smoke detectors, just feel like a chat, want a sni

07:22 AM - Nov 28, 2023

Tracy (also a Laura) Irelan @foxtrax1

I want the #legowednesday peeps to know that I've been required to put my Legos away due to Holiday events at our house. However, they will be back out as soon as the clutter police relent!! Meanwhile, thanks for the inspiration and looking forward to your builds each week :-)

12:23 PM - Nov 28, 2023