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So I had this thought last night, and now it bothers me.

The "☰" symbol - when used to denote "menu" we refer to that as "the hamburger menu."

But on the Xbox controller, it's the "menu button". Why is it not the HAMBURGER BUTTON? (☰)
08:09 AM - Oct 06, 2023
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Vampires hate daylight savings. Not because they're dumb. They hate it for the same reason the rest of us do.
06:46 PM - Aug 17, 2023
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In the hit 3rd Bass song "Pop Goes the Weasel" there's a lyric:
"It's '91, son, so something's got to change"

Narrator: Nothing, in fact, changed.
09:36 AM - Jun 25, 2023
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The newest episodes of Beavis & Butt-head are fantastic. Two things are becoming apparent. Beavis is starting to make some real observations, and he would definitely have turned into a better person without Butt-head.
08:50 PM - Jun 01, 2023
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Bespin had the best cloud platform. #StarWars #Lando
10:44 AM - May 17, 2023
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Not normally one to post screenshots of tweets but... This is from an old coworker.
01:15 PM - May 15, 2023
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I think @JeriLRyan really should have become captain of the Lexington-A, NCC-1709-A, if you will.

"Who's the Captain?"
"One Seven O' Nine."

https://www.startrek.com/d...
06:07 PM - May 08, 2023
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"Bob ❤ Abishola" is less a real television sitcom, and more an elaborate scheme to get a network to pay for the lead's weight loss.
08:55 PM - Apr 30, 2023
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There's a peacock loose in the Bronx. It may have bitten a guy.
https://abc7ny.com/peacock...
11:35 PM - Apr 26, 2023
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I might be a PM now, but I used to be a #Developer . Here's something silly I wrote some years back.
https://www.cityofstrife.n...

𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓸 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼.
𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖎𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖉𝖔 𝖘𝖙𝖚𝖋𝖋 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘.
09:21 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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The universe is vast and uncaring. Be like the universe.
-some project manager

#WordsToLiveBy
02:44 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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#UnanswerableQuestion
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?"
12:31 PM - Apr 19, 2023
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03:54 PM - Apr 10, 2023
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I just started playing #madden 23, and I present to you, Chad Beefington. Newest QB for the #colts .
01:41 PM - Apr 09, 2023
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It is insufficient to ask "who let the dogs out?"
One must also ask "why were the dogs let out?"
09:27 AM - Apr 01, 2023
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April Fool's Day prank idea...
If all the AI art programs, no matter the input, just generated pictures of sandwiches.

Not crazy sandwiches. Just normal, everyday type sandwiches.
11:52 AM - Mar 31, 2023
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I don't want to get all "political" on my social medias, but I'll just say it: You're allowed to use the Popcorn button on your microwave. Nobody's going to stop you.

You're welcome.
08:44 PM - Mar 29, 2023
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