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We had an awesome Aquarium trip yesterday where The Spud got to spend some quality time with my girlfriend Tori after finally meeting her Friday night! She seems to have taken to her really quickly, so everything is going about as great as it could be!
10:35 PM - Aug 27, 2023
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Where do I even begin? Arleen Sorkin was such an absurdly massive talent who brought one of the most iconic characters in all of pop culture to life with only her incredible voice and the joy of her spirit.

RIP Arleen Sorkin 1955-2023

#RIPArleenSorkin
08:41 PM - Aug 26, 2023
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Tonight's the night everything changes! Tonight my girlfriend finally gets to meet The Spud! After this, there will no longer be rules in place (which I instituted) where they cant be around at the same time. My two lives are finally merging!
04:19 PM - Aug 25, 2023
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Sitting down for #BlueBeetleMovie     in what appears to be an empty theater
09:41 PM - Aug 23, 2023
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I may have found this on the floor at Target and just walked out with it 😅

They were obviously in the middle of changing over the endcap and they were absolutely going to throw it out anyway. I have no regrets.
01:34 AM - Aug 18, 2023
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I still remember back when it was just "Boston Chicken", before they starting having all of these DELUSIONS about being an entire "Market"
09:17 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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20 Years of Ocean Avenue: Yellowcard with Mayday Parade and Story Of The Year!!!

You know this is an elder emo event because everyone has assigned seats and they are serving snack tray platters with chicken fingers
07:32 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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Me: Do you want a snack?

Spud: No. I'm okay.

Me: *Opening a string cheese for myself*

Spud: Daddy! I need it! I do.

Me: *I sigh and relinquish my cheese, then go get a new one*

Spud: *Already finished the cheese and is reaching out to demand my new cheese*

#parenting
06:08 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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Rainy miserable day out. Sorting stuff to sell and trying to keep out of my own head. I'm just so tired in every capacity.
01:44 PM - Aug 10, 2023
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Did you know they made *almost 10lb* giant Toblerone? Because they do, and I did not know until today. LOOK AT IT 👀

https://www.amazon.com/dp/...
05:37 PM - Aug 09, 2023
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The third time through, and jamesgunn's #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3 continues to break me every time. I have yet to make it through a single chapter of this franchise without crying no matter how many times I revisit them.

What a perfect home run of a trilogy.
12:25 AM - Aug 08, 2023
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So I saw #TheMeg2 today and CAN NOT EXPRESS just how much you need to go see this movie and experience it on a big screen. Its so much god damn fun and they just don't make them like this very often anymore!
09:57 PM - Aug 06, 2023
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You guys. We're getting a fucking KILLER SLOTH MOVIE?! #Slotherhouse

https://youtu.be/RZ1Vbh7aJ...
10:33 PM - Aug 04, 2023
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As things are getting... worse over on Bird-Site, I wanted to share my LinkTree out so you can connect with me across every other Social Network!

Please stay in touch, who knows how much longer this will even exist.

linktr.ee/jordamus_prime
11:38 AM - Aug 01, 2023
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Today's Word Of The Day is "Mourning". Dont forget, if you hear someone say the word of the day, you have to SCREAM REALLY LOUD!

How do I even begin to put into words the absolute magic and wonder that was brought to the world by the legendary Paul Reubens?
02:36 PM - Jul 31, 2023
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I'm not calling it that. It'll be "Saw Twitter" until you peel it from my cold dead hands.
08:38 PM - Jul 29, 2023
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Got fired from my day job because I was late due to a combination of traffic and the stomach bug that I'm struggling with, nevermind that I was going in to work ANYWAY even though I was sick to prove I was reliable. Pretty cool.
08:52 PM - Jul 27, 2023
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Shout out to my amazing girlfriend for this suuuper early birthday present! She saw it on Prime Day sale and knew it was one I have been wanting but wouldn't buy for myself due to money being tight right now, so she treated me since I wouldnt treat myself 🥰
11:09 AM - Jul 21, 2023
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Where have you been all my life, giant plate of nachos?

Keys for scale.
07:22 PM - Jul 20, 2023
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Oh yay! They finally released an app for Android and iOS! I will probably actually use this regularly now alongside Threads and BlueSky until one of them eventually takes the crown as "New Twitter".

Remember Hive and Mastodon? Are those still a thing?
11:27 AM - Jul 20, 2023
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Im still here. 🤷‍♂️
06:14 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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It is I! Officially here to spout.
12:16 AM - Mar 29, 2023
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