KarenPercy

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New Biz Solutions manager- tech. Singer, Lover of Humor, Enjoy movies, travel and cooking/baking. Charity Board member, volunteer. She/her

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Introduction Spout: I joined Twitter in 2015 but got active in 2020 trying to learn more about Covid-19.
I wound up befriending a lot of doctors/nurses in MedTwitter over the last 2 years and became a MedTwitter "adoptee".
I am not in medicine (I'm in tech) but I love to learn!
Happy to be here

03:46 PM - Feb 03, 2023

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Me last night 🤣😜

Me: "when I get home I'm going to be so productive, do all my work, and get my life together" Me when I get home:

10:49 AM - Mar 22, 2023

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Technically this kid “showed his thinking” 🤣😜😀

2 questions on a test.
1) Bobby has four dimes. Amy has 30 pennies. Which child has more money? Child answers: Bobby
2. How do you know? Show your thinking.
Child draws a head with thought bubbles coming out

10:23 AM - Mar 20, 2023

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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
It cuts like a knife

11:09 AM - Mar 19, 2023

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me: i need more interesting people in my life
god: more creepy weirdos, got it
me: no thats no what-
god: coming right up

11:55 AM - Mar 18, 2023

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Shipment yesterday.
Amazon is now doing Sir-Mix-A-Lot on the packaging 🤣

An Amazon box with this printed on the side: Oh. My. God Becky. Look at this box.

11:19 AM - Mar 17, 2023

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Happy St Patrick’s Day

11:16 AM - Mar 17, 2023

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A picture of 2 jets with the nose open for repair so they look like they are smiling. The meme says “Today I saw two jumbo jets cracking a joke”

10:31 AM - Mar 16, 2023

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Kids always tell it like it is 🤣😜😀

A piece of binder paper has a question and answer:
Would you rather be stuck on an island all alone or with one person you hate?
I WOULD RATHER BE ON AN ISLAND WITH SOMEONE I HATE SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT

11:40 AM - Mar 15, 2023

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PI DAY IS JUST A FAKE HOLIDAY CREATED BY MATH COMPANIES TO SELL MORE MATH

10:25 AM - Mar 14, 2023

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A man stands at a reception desk and asks “Will you validate my parking?”
The woman at the desk says “You did a great job. Evenly spaced, at nearly a perfect right angle”

12:36 PM - Mar 13, 2023

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2 old ladies sitting at a restaurant looking at the menu. One says “I’m really in the mood for a Quickie”. The other one says “It’s pronounced Quiche”

11:45 AM - Mar 12, 2023

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A picture of a septic truck painted like a school bus but it has giant smiley pictures of stool and is labeled Stool Bus

10:32 AM - Mar 11, 2023

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10:46 AM - Mar 09, 2023

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Celebrating the extraordinary women I know today!

11:12 AM - Mar 08, 2023

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A sign says “Welcome to CATCH-22 No entry without permit Permits sold in village shop”

11:12 AM - Mar 08, 2023

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I’m not sure what’s happening in this town to the horses or where Jim went 🤣😜

A sign on a window says
“We cater any event! Wedding Graduation Horse funeral Drug intervention Tuesdays Horse funeral A quiet night alone Return of Jim Anniversary (of horse funeral) Come inside for a free consultation”

10:12 AM - Mar 07, 2023

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Roses are Red
Mondays are Hard
I suck at Poetry
Caffeine

10:22 AM - Mar 06, 2023

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DonutHawk Tweets:
My 9 y/o told me he sat alone at lunch yesterday. When I asked why, he said..."Bc Melinda likes to mix her applesauce w/ ketchup and eat it...It's gross, and l'm done dealin with that...She can just be nasty by herself." Fair enough. No notes. “

10:20 AM - Mar 06, 2023

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A picture of a pigeon with an orange peel around its neck like a lei. The comment says “If this isn’t a symbol of wealth in the pigeon community then I don’t know what is”

10:12 AM - Mar 05, 2023

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A picture on a glass door outside of a store “We are open the door is just very heavy”

10:59 AM - Mar 04, 2023

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A decision was made here….

10:35 AM - Mar 03, 2023

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A picture of a small Abe Lincoln statue on a table.
The Tweet says “My 6yo INSISTED on buying this Abraham Lincoln bust on our vacation, and now she carries it around with her everywhere. It's her emotional support Abe”

10:35 AM - Mar 03, 2023

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Matt Bell @mdbell79 Tweets:
“A kid in the Dallas airport tapped me on the leg while we waited in a line, then whispered: "Hey! Guess what. My dad's jet ski sank in a lake and WE NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN." Kid's mom: "STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT!"
Karen Craigo responds “That kid spotted his best chance to end up in a very twisted and beautifully worded novel and he WENT FOR IT. Respect.”

10:25 AM - Mar 02, 2023

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INDIAN HILL COMMUNITY CENTER SIGN SAYS
“NEVER TRUST A TRAIN THEY HAVE LOCO MOTIVES”

10:26 AM - Mar 01, 2023

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A picture of tiny Legos with helmets pointing to a diagram of a foot with a tiny Lego stick.
The caption says “Plot twist: the legos actually undergo training to deliver maximum pain to humans “

10:59 AM - Feb 28, 2023

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A picture of a non stick frying pan with a label hopelessly stuck to the inside with the caption “This is why I have trust issues”

10:13 AM - Feb 27, 2023

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A blue sign says:
“A JOKE DOESN'T BECOME A DAD JOKE UNTIL IT'S FULL GROAN”

11:22 AM - Feb 26, 2023

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A picture of a very sleepy cat in a persons lab looking at a laptop. The caption says “A cat succumbs to sleepiness despite being curious about bird videos”

11:14 AM - Feb 25, 2023

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A picture of a white van that has crashed through the entire corner of a brick buildin. The caption says :
“And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.
And you may find yourself with a beautiful house with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself ‘Well how did I get here?’”

11:08 AM - Feb 25, 2023

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A cartoon picture of 2 rabbits looking over a cliff. One rabbit says “I tried to stop him but he just kept going and going and going” The other rabbit says “Not anymore”. The title says “The end of the Energizer bunny”

10:51 AM - Feb 24, 2023

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