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thread 6 Threaded Spouts
I Feel Pretty, Witty and Wet: The Story of Lake Louise
Chapter 7
12:52 PM - Dec 26, 2023
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When I was being created the first line I waited in was incredible beauty. Then after I got that, I saw no one was watching, so I hopped in the great personality line. Then sense of humour. However they caught me in the amazing singing voice line & booted me out the door. I could've been Lady Gaga.
01:38 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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Lake Louise
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I'm a mile above sea level, so I'm like the top of the waterslide, where you're giddy with anticipation.
@LakeLanier is the dark tunnel in the middle, where you think about the waterslide/razor blade urban myth.
@ChesapeakeBay is the big pool at the end, where you realize your fun ride is over.
05:51 PM - Mar 03, 2024
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Lake Louise
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You say stagnant, I say stunning. Let's call the whole thing off
Chesapeake Bay @ChesapeakeBay
no flow = stagnant puddle
02:22 PM - Mar 03, 2024
04:17 PM - Mar 03, 2024
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Lake Louise
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Blue? How perfectly ordinary.
Dean Greabell @dgreabell
#DailyPictureTheme #Lake

If you’ve never been to Crater #Lake in Oregon, you won’t believe how strikingly blue the water is.
01:00 PM - Mar 01, 2024
10:57 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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It's almost like people are settling into a nice comfortable spot & just relaxing. No need to rush from point A to point B when point A is so beautiful.
Chesapeake Bay @ChesapeakeBay
The vibe here lately has been... less than flowing.
11:00 PM - Mar 01, 2024
10:51 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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Lake Louise
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It's Women's History Month! So what month is Women Mountain Lake's History Month? Better yet, let's just call it Lake Louise's History Month.
10:47 AM - Mar 03, 2024
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Lake Louise
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I always let out a little cheer when I manage to fool the new "are you a human" test.
09:24 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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Just think. If humans laid eggs like chickens, Matt Damon would've never had to eat those poopy potatoes.
This has been a deep thought by Lake Louise.
04:09 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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A day where you post pictures of lakes on Spoutible? Of course it's about me. I don't like to to advertise it but that song is also about me.
Lake Lanier @LakeLanier
I'll let @LakeLouise have the one. She's so vain, she probably thinks the #DailyPictureTheme #Lake is about her.
01:52 PM - Mar 01, 2024
05:08 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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First, I'm covered in a sheet of ice & snow. I'm hardly camera ready. Second, I'm never posting the photos that Charlie takes of me. They're from weird angles and blurry because he's always suddenly moving in the middle of taking the photo.
Chetan Kamdar @chetank
Due to a recent lack of entertaining Canadian content, I am posting as my #DailyPictureTheme photo of a #Lake in the Canadian Rockies. I also thought there would be more selfies from our Spoutible #Bodiesofwater such as @LakeLouise and @LakeLanier
@DailyPictureTheme
12:04 PM - Mar 01, 2024
02:03 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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Lake Louise
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All work and no play makes Louise a dull lake.
All work and no play makes Louise a dull lake.
All work and no play makes Louise a dull lake.
All work and no play makes Louise a dull lake.
All work and no play makes Louise a dull lake.
All work and no play makes Louise a dull lake.
Go away winter.
01:48 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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Lake Louise
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Why am I so beautiful? It's Maybeline. What a twist.
05:14 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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A recent online poll amoung fishes ranked mine as the most attractive. I mean, I don't see it. They look like ordinary fishes to me, but then again, I'm not a fish. It does make sense though. Of course the most attractive fishes would come from Lake Louise.
05:09 PM - Feb 27, 2024
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No. But Heaven does every winter. Don't worry. The Spring thaw is coming and when it does, I look amazing.
Connie Love @ConnieAz
Did hell freeze over?
11:00 AM - Feb 25, 2024
11:16 AM - Feb 25, 2024
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Lake Louise? Surely you don't believe yourself to be perfect?
No. I'm sure if I thought about it, I could come up with some flaw in my appearance and/or personality. However, I also believe that this ability to see myself as imperfect, makes me even more perfect.
01:15 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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And it was so. God called the dry land Earth and the waters that were gathered together he called Seas. And God saw that it wasn't quite good enough. Then he created Lake Louise and he saw it was now perfect.
11:44 AM - Feb 22, 2024
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I hear you can win a Noble Prize for poetry.

Lake Louise, you are finer than stinky French cheese.
If you were an accordion, I would give you a squeeze.
Lake Louise, you truely are the bee's knees.

So where does one submit one's entry?
02:23 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Clearly the anti-Canadian people on Spoutible don't know I'm located in Canada. How can one hate a country that's home to Lake Louise?
07:49 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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Lake Louise
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Rules are for humans, not for mountain lakes.
Lake Lanier @LakeLanier
Put your epipelagic zone back on Louise, Spoutible has rules about that sort of thing.
12:03 PM - Feb 19, 2024
02:56 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Lake Louise
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They would never turn on me. Unlike your ghosts mine are willing guests who are visiting me because of how much they loved me while they were living.
As for Moraine Lake's brief time on the $20, that only happened because I turned down the Bank of Canada's original low ball offer to me.
Lake Lanier @LakeLanier
Does your army of ghost grannies know you're on here threatening @GhostOfSpoutible with Lady Ghostbusters? They will turn on your faster than an Instagrammer who discovered Moraine Lake is so beautiful, Canada put her on the money.
01:24 PM - Feb 19, 2024
02:50 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Lake Louise
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I have an army of ghostly grannies patrolling my shores. They have bowls of chicken soup ready to drive off any plague you send my way. Bring it on.
Lake Lanier @LakeLanier
As always, @LakeLouise is just looking for attention. If she did try to harm any specter, I have an army in my depths and a plague for her shores.
12:01 PM - Feb 19, 2024
12:40 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Lake Louise
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So I'm supposed to let others judge my beauty and decide if it's deserving of praise. Showing confidence in one's appearance is seen as unattractive. These sound like rules made up by men to give them power over women. I don't play by your silly rules. I'm too pretty to be humble.
08:33 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Lake Louise
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That explains everything. I saw there was a ghost on Spoutible & I was so full of fear that I completely froze over, three months ago.
The Ghost @GhostOfSpoutible
They clearly say it's fear, not ghosts doing it. Get your facts straight before you ruin someone's postmortem reputation.
07:40 PM - Feb 17, 2024
09:07 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Yeah @LakeLanier
It's Bodies of Water Gone Wild out here.
The Ghost @GhostOfSpoutible
@LakeLanier , could you maybe get your fellow bodies of water in order here?
06:20 PM - Feb 17, 2024
06:41 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Help Ghostbusters. I've been frozen by the @GhostOfSpoutible
If it's not to much trouble, could you send the Lady Ghostbusters. I'm a huge Kristen Wiig fan.
11:55 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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Lake Louise
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My name is only 10 letters long, but 6 of them are vowels. In fact I have 5 of the 5 1/2 vowels. That makes me the most expensive Body of Water on the Wheel of Fortune, which as you all know is how one judges the true value of a Body of Water.
04:54 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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I'm a little worried you all might think I'm a one joke gag account, so I've decided to branch out into prop comedy. Since this is a text based platform, this'll be a bit tricky, but just imagine me with a giant hammer smashing things roughly the size of watermelons. Maybe wearing funny suspenders.
08:49 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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When I'm frozen I'm actually pretty good at impersations. Don't believe me? Here's one of my better ones.
Did you see it?
I was the ice rink where Rocky & Adrian have their first date.
Now here's the frozen pond from the animated classic Bambi.
10:55 AM - Feb 15, 2024
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Hey. Don't ruin my fun. People love my mountain lobster until they find out what it actually is.
Chesapeake Bay @ChesapeakeBay
Is this like that Rocky Mountain Oyster nonsense?
06:44 PM - Feb 14, 2024
09:08 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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Clearly these people have never tasted Lake Louise mountain lobster.
Chesapeake Bay @ChesapeakeBay
Taste is such a subjective thing that it's hard to declare anything the best ever, but the fact that it's coming from me is definitely a good start.

As a general rule of thumb when ordering seafood, if you're not in a county that touches me, don't do it.
12:56 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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