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Listening to Taylor Swift's Fortnight with my cat just as the prophecy foretold.
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Some of these are cute.
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Ozzy’s afternoon
#DogsOfSpoutible
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I love this energy.
Blanche Davidian @BlancheKicksShins
On the way
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Bouzy sliding into the cover of GQ.
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
There is no chance in hell that Trump will win New York. I have a better chance of being on the cover of GQ Magazine than Trump winning New York.
09:41 AM - Apr 17, 2024
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Cheeburgah, cheeburgah, cheeburgah, no Coke, Pepsi
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That is so sweet. We'll all meet one day at the Spoutible reunion.
Laura, The Invisible Spoutan®️ @Canyonsfan
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I have a persistent fantasy where I'm able to train my cat to not try to murder me. Dreams are fun.
Hester Prynnecess 🐊 @abigailevans
I have a persistent fantasy of training household pets to do these kinds of tasks — yes, opposable thumbs help, but there are work-arounds

I especially like the idea of cats bringing you things in a stately kind of way on a silver tray they’ve learned to carry on their back
10:00 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Weird request but can someone please break into my home, grab the ibuprofen out of the bag on the table, and bring it into my bedroom? I can't ensure you won't be taken out by the police, a large dog, or a neighbor but I'd super appreciate it. Thanks. ❤️
09:38 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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I pretty much never return makeup but this Smashbox Always On Foundation is going back because I'm mad at it. I don't know how this is so highly ranked in the beauty community because it feels like Elmer's Glue on my face and it was so difficult blending products on top of it. #SpoutiBeauty
07:55 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Does anyone know of a good pet-safe weed killer I can use before I plant grass seed?
03:56 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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I almost never buy perfume without testing it but so many people raved about Kayali Yum Pistachio Gelato I figured why not give it a shot and well, I think I'm going to have to make not buying perfume without testing a hard rule.
01:56 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Why would anyone try to get a bear out of a store? You could have just let him have his candy, narc.
500-POUND Bear REPEATEDLY Steals Candy from Gas Station | Customer Wars | A&E - YouTube

A convenience store clerk in California must deal with an aggressive, hairy, 500 pound intruder seeking candy bars, in this scene from Season 1, Episode 3.#C...

12:05 AM - Apr 17, 2024
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I envy people who have just one or two answers to the question, "What's the weirdest thing your cat does?" because I'm not even sure how I would begin ranking the quirks of this chaos gremlin.
11:47 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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I wish you had made this statement before I went to the trouble of gathering the church elders.
Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
Yesterday I mentioned that I’d eaten two apples. And since then a lot of you have been saying “Mark, isn’t that like a lot of apples?” So I want to clear the air…

The apples were on the smaller side. And it was only two of them. It’s not a big deal. Even if they were bigger.

I hope this helps.
09:17 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Are wood storks how baby furniture gets delivered?
Joyful WarriorBear @JoyfulWarriorBear
Wood Stork
Credit: David Marquez
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
King Charles is going against medical advice to the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in Samoa in October while he has cancer but his liege man of life and limb Prince William is not going because his wife is currently receiving "preventative chemotherapy"?
09:03 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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It didn't work. I'll have to see if Beetlejuice is available for a consultation on where I may have erred.
Lola @Lola
According to lore, Bloody Mary can be summoned by saying her name three times in a mirror while holding a candle but Aaron can be summoned just by posting this panda video:
Should We Let Nature Finally Delete Pandas? - YouTube

Check out my new book Here: https://a.co/d/enrdHKKBy the way, the cubs in the thumbnail are fineMusic from:Don't Starve ThemeShine- RunescapeThe Dark World- ...

02:46 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Oof, maybe let Don Snoreleone sleep. His DJT stock is down to 22.95. He should be well rested when he learns how badly his empire is crumbling.
02:54 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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According to lore, Bloody Mary can be summoned by saying her name three times in a mirror while holding a candle but Aaron can be summoned just by posting this panda video:
Should We Let Nature Finally Delete Pandas? - YouTube

Check out my new book Here: https://a.co/d/enrdHKKBy the way, the cubs in the thumbnail are fineMusic from:Don't Starve ThemeShine- RunescapeThe Dark World- ...

02:46 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Teddy bears kill more people each year than actual bears.
01:26 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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I could watch Trump lose money all day. Trump Media & Technology Group Corp is currently at $26.85.
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
Trump stock is going through some things.
10:53 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Never seen an exploding star? This year, you'll have your chance - NPR
12:52 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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My cat anytime I do anything:
01:08 AM - Apr 13, 2024
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SUSSEX MODE: Friends supporting friends. Meghan’s close friend, Serena Williams was in attendance supporting the event. So sweet!😍🤗 #princessmeghan #sentebale
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Serena Williams' new sweat-proof smudge-proof makeup brand Wyn Beauty definitely sounds appealing, especially with warmer weather approaching.
#SpoutiBeauty
08:41 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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I share my home with cats. I so get this.
Lola @Lola
I can't tell if my cat is mad I tripped over her or if she's upset I didn't die.
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I can't tell if my cat is mad I tripped over her or if she's upset I didn't die.
12:02 AM - Apr 11, 2024
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Who? 😏
Bella_Gee @Bella_Gee
What? Valerie Bertinelli is hooking up with The Hoarse Whisperer account from Twitter? Girls got some serious game!
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