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Kate, you in danger, girl.
04:07 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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Welp, I did it again. I rubbed my eye forgetting I was wearing full eye makeup.
03:20 PM - Apr 29, 2024
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Describe your pet's personality using a GIF. This is Nightwing's:
Lola @Lola
Describe your pet's personality using a GIF. This is Shadow's:
11:33 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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Describe your pet's personality using a GIF. This is Shadow's:
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I am curious how many MAC Paint Pots Danitella Versmashingit could be using per year because the other conditions of the ransom suggest it would a large quantity. So what is Dani doing with those black MAC Paint Pots?
dani @danismashingit
Ransom: 200K, a pallet of rainbow twizzlers, and a year’s supply of MAC paint pots in black and you can have her back.
04:27 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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I just went over to their Twitter page. It appears tents are getting raptured and I may owe that numerologist an apology.
kat4obama @kat4obama
I love the NatlParkService profile photo.
01:32 PM - Apr 23, 2024
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I've been reliably informed today is #VaginaKyleAppreciationDay . Happy VaginaKyle Day to all who celebrate.

Always remember you must be the VaginaKyle you wish to see the world.
12:39 PM - Apr 21, 2024
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My cat anytime I do anything:
01:08 AM - Apr 13, 2024
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Wishing the most magical of birthdays to @eilsen_baddie
12:18 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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Welcome. I'm curious about the field of neurosurgery. Do neurosurgeons typically repair perforations of the septum? Do you know ENT surgeon Dr. Alobid who performed this procedure in November 2023?
Doctor Michael J @Sen69
This spout was removed because the account associated with it was suspended.
08:03 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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There definitely wouldn't have been enough charred remains for the amount of people who showed up.
Al Gray @straydogear
I hope you burned enough breakfast for everybody.👍️
12:57 PM - Apr 09, 2024
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Trump Media & Technology Group Corp lost another $3.42 today so it's down to $37.17.
05:09 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Welp, I wasn't raptured so I guess I should start thinking about what I'm going to make for dinner.
03:42 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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I'm not checking on her cats. I adopted one stray kitty cat who showed up on my doorstep and now every day is like the movie Gremlins after the mogwai turned.
Keith Eveslage @KeithShow
Just one little old lady from Ottumwa. Someone should check on her cats.
01:59 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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Has there ever been a more scathing indictment of the Daily Mail than inmate number P01135809 professing his love for the outlet?
06:52 PM - Apr 07, 2024 (Edited)
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I wish I would have known we were dressing up for the rapture on Monday. Now I have to scramble to get an outfit together. Maybe if I dress up in angel wings I can freak a few people out.
Crafty Kitty @MetalKitty
What's everyone wearing for the rapture Monday? ME: (I just can't decide???)
01:57 AM - Apr 07, 2024
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Which actor does Mark remind me of? Is it Viggo Mortensen?
Mark Harming @coacharming
White Jesus driving 3 hours after work on Friday.
08:26 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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Disappointing but maybe it's a feature Spoutible can work on.
06:50 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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Derek Croucher @dcroucher
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (time I had some time alone)
06:17 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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Aftershocking.
Robb @BuckyUnderbelly
Yup. That was an aftershock.
06:01 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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Party at Karl's!
Karl S the Typo King @KarlS
My family is headed to the coast for the weekend… you know what that means.
05:40 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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Happy Easter to those who celebrate!
01:27 PM - Mar 31, 2024
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“I said no photos.” #Caturday
08:03 PM - Mar 30, 2024
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Spoutible GIF-A-Thon

Share your favorite GIF.
DGeez @pdwaynegreene
Spoutible GIF-A-Thon

Share your favorite GIF.
12:01 AM - Mar 28, 2024
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Hello Gorgeous. I forgot all about you.
05:21 PM - Mar 27, 2024
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Update: On her way out she smiled at me sheepishly and meekly said hello. Spoutible knows what you did.
Lola @Lola
I have a doctor’s appointment at a medical complex where the signs are lacking so I asked a woman if she knew where my doctor was. She sent me in the opposite direction and when I finally found the right office, she was sitting in the waiting room and the next patient. Mean and well played.
03:03 PM - Mar 27, 2024
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And yes, I'm only watching Keanu Reeves movies this weekend because I'm worth it.
08:21 PM - Mar 24, 2024
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If I were Kate Middleton, I'd do a video saying something like, "Here's today's paper, I'm definitely not being forced to say this by four armed guards standing off camera, there's definitely not a chip in me that shocks me whenever I go off script... Ouch!" and just enjoy the chaos.
08:02 PM - Mar 18, 2024
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Happy First Day On the Job, @AverybodySpouts ! 🎉 And congratulations to the people who get to work with you now.
01:18 PM - Mar 18, 2024
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Um, I want a Dolly Parton-themed birthday party.
Pamela B'well @PamelaB_well
This will have to do:

My last saved celebrity pic is her image on a balloon at my granddaughter’s Dolly Parton-themed birthday party.

I think Dolly Parton would make an excellent therapist. 🩷
12:41 AM - Mar 17, 2024
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