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Fuck it. Today is Boxset Marathon Day. I'll get through as much as I can.
02:34 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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Today's viewing. 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
01:36 AM - Apr 25, 2024
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ANZAC Day. Lest We Forget.

To any fellow Australians on here please treat the day with the honour and respect it deserves. It's a day to remember those that fought and gave the ultimate sacrifice in war.

Don't treat the day as an excuse to get piss rotten drunk.
11:17 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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One of the best metal songs ever written. EVER.

https://youtube.com/watch?...
11:16 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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Gig time!
05:29 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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So, there's a car park near me that has installed toilets. They operate 24 hours until dickheads break them. Fixed recently and thank fuck; I've been ill the last few days with a bug, yeah, could shit through the eye of a needle. The toilets have a 10 minute use limit and then the doors
02:52 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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Rug arrived. 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
01:32 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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https://youtu.be/ygs8DTcke...

They say all the best things in life are free
So give all your beer and your rum to me!
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
Cos we are here to drink your beer!
Alestorm - Drink (HQ Audio) - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ygs8DTckejU

03:40 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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New blanket.
07:04 PM - Apr 18, 2024
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Blanket arrived.

Avete omnes Satanum dominum magistrumque atrum meum

🤘🤘🤘
02:22 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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Might start a Drunken Stories thing. I've had some unique... incidents. I work hard and drink hard. So yeah, I've done a lot of stupid shit.

Like the time I spent 5 minutes trying to get out a bathroom cubicle. The door pushed out and I kept trying to pull it in. It ended with me kicking it off.
12:56 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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Power outage here for over 6 hours. For you young fucks it would have seemed like the end of the world. For me it's "Cool, book reading time!" And I actually don't need an excuse to read a book.
Having said that, it also meant that the fridge was fucked for power and my beer isn't cold. BASTARDS!
11:51 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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So a Christian took offence at my satanic beanie. I'm a member of the Satanic Temple and our tenets are way more moral than your Christian bullshit. I politely said "Enjoy your day".
02:23 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Yeah. My shirt for tonight. Appropriate.
07:21 AM - Apr 17, 2024
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The great thing about being a roadie? Give a fan a set list and they'll buy you a drink. Doesn't always happen but I'll take a free beer anytime.

Oh, and I have shitloads of set lists. And that's from a few years back.
08:59 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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There's all those motivational speakers out there, life coaches like Tony Robbins who I reckon talks a load of shite whilst he takes your money.

How do I achieve things? I utter the line "Your mission, should you choose to accept it..." from Mission Impossible and I fucking get shit done.
07:08 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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Some people have a code/belief system that they live by and I'm no different. I actually have a few codes and belief systems: "Be true to yourself and others", "Be the good in the world".

But sometimes I default to the belief of "The pub closes in 20 minutes, buy five pints".
06:15 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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I suggest people should partake in a first aid course. As a person there awaiting paramedics you can provide essential assistance. And it's one reason I always carry a first aid kit. This is a chunky one but it has all the important stuff and I've also added additional supplies. Always in my bag.
05:55 AM - Apr 16, 2024
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Once again for those at the back: HEADPHONES MEAN FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M LISTENING TO SHIT, FUCK OFF.
05:20 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Look, I have dear American friends. We all know about your second amendment rights. Some Americans have chimed in and given opinions on the stabbings here a few days back: If we hadn't enacted strict gun laws back in 1996 and had open carry laws he wouldn't have killed 6 people. I don't give a fuck
08:33 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Hey, just letting you all know that you're fucking AWESOME.

Keep up with that awesome shit.

👍️👍️
07:15 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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Boxset Day! This one is epic. Fucking love this album and boxset. Crank it!
10:48 PM - Apr 14, 2024
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April 15th 1989. 97 Liverpool supporters went to a football match and never made it home. The Hillsborough Disaster still resonates today. It brought about significant changes to safety in stadiums such as converting all stadiums to all-seater.
08:42 PM - Apr 14, 2024
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Drinking in MOTORHEAD style, 🤘🤘🤘
02:48 PM - Apr 14, 2024
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I’m looking forward to learning more about Spoutible!! Y’all help me out!!
03:09 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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Heavy Glaswegian accents but aye (I'm fae Glasgae), the dubious penalty decision leads to a goal and the punchline: "Can I use yer toilet, mate?"

"Off course, Peter, man, of course".

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Burnistoun - Can I Use Your Toilet? - YouTube

Burnistoun stars @iainconnell and @boldrobertflorence.Can I use your toilet?

06:54 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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Still a classic. And the lego part of it just makes it even funnier.

https://www.youtube.com/wa...
Suzy Eddie Izzard- Death Star Canteen - YouTube

An animation of comedian Suzy Eddie Izzard talking about his idea of the 'death star canteen'. Trans Rights.

05:56 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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Please, no spoilers for those that haven't yet watched it, but I'm enjoying the Fallout series. Anyone else enjoying it?
05:41 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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New rug on the way! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
03:21 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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There was a horrific tragedy the other day here in Sydney. Six people stabbed to death and others injured. As this horrific event was unfolding and details being fed to the public I overheard people asking "Was the person a muslim?"
12:52 AM - Apr 14, 2024
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