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Latest poll: Trump leads Biden by 91 felonies
02:44 AM - Sep 25, 2023
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BREAKING: First it was the “summer flu”. Now experts state that “fall pneumonia” cases are rising, and it could be catastrophic. More at 10. Back to you Bob.
01:34 PM - Sep 15, 2023
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Mood: The Mission Impossible guy not catching the whole message before it self-destructs and having to call his supervisor to send it again.
11:07 AM - Sep 14, 2023
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I get it, Bee Gees. Staying alive scares me too.
01:21 PM - Sep 05, 2023
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death: it’s your time

me: in my dying era

death: what

me: going ghost mode

death: stop
03:32 AM - Sep 04, 2023
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What song has the most recognizable beginning?
04:39 PM - Sep 01, 2023
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me: wanna join the mile high club ;)

european flight attendant: WHAT?

me: sorry, wanna join the kilometer high club
01:22 AM - Aug 30, 2023
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I’m ready 😆
12:27 AM - Aug 30, 2023
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If I've offended you in any way then my sarcasm is working and I'm satisfied.
03:25 PM - Aug 26, 2023
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Just for fun, I hope Greenland indicts him next.
12:15 AM - Aug 23, 2023
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i should be able to stay on the plane until the next stop like it’s a bus
01:06 PM - Aug 20, 2023
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Ask not what you can do for your peasantry 〜 ask what your peasantry can do for you
—Bezos, probably
02:05 PM - Aug 18, 2023
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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.
03:05 PM - Aug 17, 2023
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The more you put into something, the greater the result.

- my day drinking
06:15 PM - Aug 16, 2023
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Sheriff's office: Trump and co-defendants will be booked at Fulton County Jail.

"Defendants can turn themselves in at any time. The jail is open 24/7"
10:23 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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When your Confederate flag is at the cleaners.
05:41 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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Imagine a world where 3M promoted its masks, and their effectiveness, as much as Pfizer promotes Paxlovid.

Bonus points: imagine if the CDC supported masks like they’ve been promoting Paxlovid.
01:53 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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I enjoyed Monday Night Indictments way more than expected. Let’s do it again.
11:31 AM - Aug 15, 2023
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Please direct me to your black shirt section

-me in any clothing store
11:16 AM - Aug 15, 2023
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Lauren Boebert is one part Sarah Palin, one part rabid sewer rat, one part Bass Pro Shop camouflage vest mannequin, and one part box of rocks.
03:02 PM - Aug 13, 2023
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RELATIONSHIPS: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job
10:33 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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I don’t think I’m going to like this.

-me, after waking up.
02:01 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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Wearing a mask is a powerful statement. It says:

‘I care about myself and those around me’

‘I won’t be gaslit’

‘I reject disinformation’

‘I don’t cave in to peer pressure’
02:00 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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[Me as a boxing commentator]

Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.
01:57 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.
01:43 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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Special shoutout to the dogs who had to experience the pandemic seven times.
01:39 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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[first day in heaven]: *plays highway to hell on harp*
10:14 PM - Aug 11, 2023
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Be the reason Christofascists burst into flames when they see you.
09:26 PM - Aug 11, 2023
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Your gift of one million dollars or more could change my life.
09:02 PM - Aug 11, 2023
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My Cracker Jack prize was a silica gel do not eat packet.
08:54 PM - Aug 11, 2023
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