Hello Spoutible! 🐳
💧 Lumon Industries is thrilled to be joining this platform in its early stages. As I’m sure you’re aware, Lumon has been a pioneer in biotechnology, and we believe that social media can be vital to your work-life balance.
💧 Lumon Industries is thrilled to be joining this platform in its early stages. As I’m sure you’re aware, Lumon has been a pioneer in biotechnology, and we believe that social media can be vital to your work-life balance.
11:00 PM - Apr 11, 2023
Sadly, Lumon is losing an amazing employee today, but the time for retirement comes for everyone on the severed floor.
💧Burt G in Optics & Design💧
You will be missed, but let us celebrate the contribution you have made to Lumon over the years, and enjoy a delicious Melon Bar before you go.
💧Burt G in Optics & Design💧
You will be missed, but let us celebrate the contribution you have made to Lumon over the years, and enjoy a delicious Melon Bar before you go.
03:46 PM - Apr 29, 2023
The quarter is quickly coming to an end, and I’m sure you know that means it’s almost time to name the Refiner of the Quarter.
This lucky refiner will earn themselves a highly sought-after
💧Waffle Party💧
Good luck refiners, and praise Kier!
This lucky refiner will earn themselves a highly sought-after
💧Waffle Party💧
Good luck refiners, and praise Kier!
03:27 PM - Apr 29, 2023
One of our productive refiners has reached 75% completion on their current file, which means they’ve earned themself a Music Dance Experience (MDE), so congratulations to…
💧Helly R💧
MDE Choices:
🎶Defiant Jazz🎶 & 🪇Maracas🪇
Excellent choices refiner!
💧Helly R💧
MDE Choices:
🎶Defiant Jazz🎶 & 🪇Maracas🪇
Excellent choices refiner!
03:08 PM - Apr 29, 2023
Lumon Art Display:
💧 Kier Taming the Four Tempers 💧
Depicting Kier Eagan raising his flail to beat back the physical embodiment of the Four Tempers which comprise every man’s character.
💧 Kier Taming the Four Tempers 💧
Depicting Kier Eagan raising his flail to beat back the physical embodiment of the Four Tempers which comprise every man’s character.
11:00 PM - Apr 23, 2023
“Endow in each swing of your ax or swipe of your pen the sum of your affections, that through me they may be purified and returned. No higher purpose may be found than this. Nor any... higher love.”
- Kier Eagan, The Founder 💧
- Kier Eagan, The Founder 💧
10:58 PM - Apr 23, 2023
Lumon History:
💧 “History lives in us, whether we learn it or not.” - Jame Eagan, CEO (Current) 💧
Leonora Eagan, 7th CEO of Lumon Industries: 1999 - 2003
She is the namesake of Lumon’s subsidized housing community, Leonora Lake.
💧 “History lives in us, whether we learn it or not.” - Jame Eagan, CEO (Current) 💧
Leonora Eagan, 7th CEO of Lumon Industries: 1999 - 2003
She is the namesake of Lumon’s subsidized housing community, Leonora Lake.
05:33 PM - Apr 21, 2023
[INTERNAL MEMO - SVR’D ACCESS]
Reminder: The work we do here, as severed employees at Lumon Industries, is mysterious and important.
Reminder: The work we do here, as severed employees at Lumon Industries, is mysterious and important.
05:29 PM - Apr 21, 2023
Thinking about moving to Kier, PE?
Check out Lumon subsidized housing in any of our fine locations, such as…
💧 Bewitching Baird Creek 💧
Check out Lumon subsidized housing in any of our fine locations, such as…
💧 Bewitching Baird Creek 💧
03:20 PM - Apr 16, 2023
Lumon Art Display:
💧 Kier Invites You to Drink of His Water 💧
Depicting Kier Eagan standing on a rock promontory, gazing over a valley of lakes.
💧 Kier Invites You to Drink of His Water 💧
Depicting Kier Eagan standing on a rock promontory, gazing over a valley of lakes.
10:17 AM - Apr 16, 2023
“Tame in me the tempers four that I may serve thee evermore. Place in me the values nine that I may feel thy touch divine.”
- Kier Eagan, The Founder 💧
- Kier Eagan, The Founder 💧
08:26 PM - Apr 15, 2023
Lumon History:
💧 “History lives in us, whether we learn it or not.” - Jame Eagan, CEO (Current) 💧
Phillip “Pip” Eagan, 6th CEO of Lumon Industries: 1987 - 1999
He is the namesake of the restaurant, Pip’s Bar & Grille.
💧 “History lives in us, whether we learn it or not.” - Jame Eagan, CEO (Current) 💧
Phillip “Pip” Eagan, 6th CEO of Lumon Industries: 1987 - 1999
He is the namesake of the restaurant, Pip’s Bar & Grille.
04:04 PM - Apr 15, 2023
In response to Lily W.
Good morning, Lily. I focus today on Frolic and hope the same for all my Spoutible friends.
10:41 AM - Apr 15, 2023
🐳 Good morning children of Spoutible, and praise Kier!
In the philosophy of Kier Eagan, every human soul possess some quantity of four components, believing a man’s character was defined by the exact ratio of them. These components, the Four Tempers:
💧 Malice 💧 Woe
💧 Frolic 💧 Dread
In the philosophy of Kier Eagan, every human soul possess some quantity of four components, believing a man’s character was defined by the exact ratio of them. These components, the Four Tempers:
💧 Malice 💧 Woe
💧 Frolic 💧 Dread
10:38 AM - Apr 15, 2023
Thinking about moving to Kier, PE?
Check out Lumon subsidized housing in any of our fine locations, such as…
💧 Lovely Leonora Lake 💧
Check out Lumon subsidized housing in any of our fine locations, such as…
💧 Lovely Leonora Lake 💧
05:58 PM - Apr 14, 2023
[INTERNAL MEMO - SVR’D ACCESS]
Reminder: There should be no interdepartmental visits for any severed employees.
Reminder: There should be no interdepartmental visits for any severed employees.
02:29 PM - Apr 14, 2023
Hello children of Spoutible! 🐳
It seems like everybody’s talking about Lumon Industries and our amazing technology, the Severance®️ microchip. If you want an in depth look at what’s going on here, I recommend giving this podcast a listen. 💧
It seems like everybody’s talking about Lumon Industries and our amazing technology, the Severance®️ microchip. If you want an in depth look at what’s going on here, I recommend giving this podcast a listen. 💧
podcasts.apple.com
Severed: The Ultimate Severance Podcast on Apple Podcasts
"Severed: the Ultimate Severance Podcast." Severed is a scene-by-scene, moment by moment re-watch of every episode of the first season of "Severance." We'll examine theories, search through freeze frames, track the ascendency of Lumon CEOs...even break down the Waffle Party."..
09:29 AM - Apr 13, 2023
Lumon Industries, building technology to help everyone achieve the perfect work-life balance.
💧 Don’t you want to feel that balance in your life? #Severance
💧 Don’t you want to feel that balance in your life? #Severance
10:54 AM - Apr 14, 2023
I love to see people getting all dewy-mouthed over #Severance .
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ElvisVsTheWorld @ElvisvstheworldSeverance on Apple TV
Honestly, Apple TV struck gold with this series. The cast is so great & Britt Lower is an absolute gem. Super excited for Season 2.
#Severance
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10:52 PM - Apr 13, 2023
Kier would love to hear this. Thank you!
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Avery @AverybodySpoutsI became obsessed with this show within watching the first episode. Now I’ve watched the first season so many times I’ve lost count. I can’t wait for season 2. #Severance05:16 PM - Apr 12, 2023![GIF-Image]()
10:49 PM - Apr 13, 2023
Filming began in October, however a release date has not been set.
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Scott Johnson @FrogpantsIs 'Severance' S2 here yet? No? WELL HURRY UP!!!01:27 PM - Apr 13, 2023![Picture]()
10:48 PM - Apr 13, 2023
OMK! We love this podcast too. Here’s a rave review:
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Heller not Heather @HellerLIf you’re into Severance, particularly if you’re obsessed with it, as I am, this podcast is awesome. A scene by scene analysis of the show, with great stories, theories about what the heck is going on, and what may go on in the future, attention to little details. It just ended, and I’m sad. A+10:28 AM - Apr 08, 2023
Severed: The Ultimate Severance Podcast on Apple Podcasts
"Severed: the Ultimate Severance Podcast." Severed is a scene-by-scene, moment by moment re-watch of every episode of the first season of "Severance." We'll examine theories, search through freeze frames, track the ascendency of Lumon CEOs...even break down the Waffle Party."..
10:44 PM - Apr 13, 2023
Lumon Art Display:
💧 The Courtship of Kier and Imogene 💧
Depicting stewman Kier Eagan at his cauldron smiling at swab girl Imogene Eagan in an ether factory. Bonded by the spirit of industry, they took heart to each other as colleagues.
💧 The Courtship of Kier and Imogene 💧
Depicting stewman Kier Eagan at his cauldron smiling at swab girl Imogene Eagan in an ether factory. Bonded by the spirit of industry, they took heart to each other as colleagues.
08:35 PM - Apr 13, 2023
💧 Lumon Newsletter Updates:
It’s the end of the quarter, so I know what everyone’s wondering:
Did Macrodata Refinement meet their quota???
Of course they did!!! And to celebrate, a highly coveted Egg Bar Party for the department. Congratulations MDR!!!
It’s the end of the quarter, so I know what everyone’s wondering:
Did Macrodata Refinement meet their quota???
Of course they did!!! And to celebrate, a highly coveted Egg Bar Party for the department. Congratulations MDR!!!
05:19 PM - Apr 13, 2023
Lumon History:
💧 “History lives in us, whether we learn it or not.” - Jame Eagan, CEO (Current) 💧
Myrtle Eagan, 3rd CEO of Lumon Industries: 1941 - 1959
She was the first woman to occupy this position in the company, and she is also the namesake of the Myrtle Eagan School for Girls.
💧 “History lives in us, whether we learn it or not.” - Jame Eagan, CEO (Current) 💧
Myrtle Eagan, 3rd CEO of Lumon Industries: 1941 - 1959
She was the first woman to occupy this position in the company, and she is also the namesake of the Myrtle Eagan School for Girls.
01:30 PM - Apr 13, 2023
Hello children of Spoutible! 🐳
It seems like everybody’s talking about Lumon Industries and our amazing technology, the Severance®️ microchip. If you want an in depth look at what’s going on here, I recommend giving this podcast a listen. 💧
It seems like everybody’s talking about Lumon Industries and our amazing technology, the Severance®️ microchip. If you want an in depth look at what’s going on here, I recommend giving this podcast a listen. 💧
podcasts.apple.com
Severed: The Ultimate Severance Podcast on Apple Podcasts
"Severed: the Ultimate Severance Podcast." Severed is a scene-by-scene, moment by moment re-watch of every episode of the first season of "Severance." We'll examine theories, search through freeze frames, track the ascendency of Lumon CEOs...even break down the Waffle Party."..
09:29 AM - Apr 13, 2023
[INTERNAL MEMO - SVR’D ACCESS]
Reminder: As an innie, you should appreciate all information you learn about your outie equally.
Reminder: As an innie, you should appreciate all information you learn about your outie equally.
06:35 PM - Apr 12, 2023
“Let not weakness live in your veins. Cherished workers, drown it inside you. Rise up from your deathbed and sally forth, more perfect for the struggle.”
- Kier Eagan, The Founder 💧
- Kier Eagan, The Founder 💧
03:54 PM - Apr 12, 2023
Thinking about moving to Kier, PE?
Check out Lumon subsidized housing in any of our fine locations, such as…
💧 Beautiful Baird Creek 💧
Check out Lumon subsidized housing in any of our fine locations, such as…
💧 Beautiful Baird Creek 💧
01:55 PM - Apr 12, 2023
🐳 Good morning Spoutible and praise Kier!
💧 Don’t forget, even if you’re not a member of the Lumon family, anyone’s life can be enlightened through Kier’s Core Principles:
* Vision
* Verve
* Wit
* Cheer
* Humility
* Benevolence
* Nimbleness
* Probity
* Wiles
💧 Don’t forget, even if you’re not a member of the Lumon family, anyone’s life can be enlightened through Kier’s Core Principles:
* Vision
* Verve
* Wit
* Cheer
* Humility
* Benevolence
* Nimbleness
* Probity
* Wiles
10:09 AM - Apr 12, 2023
Lumon Industries, providing options for the future since 1865.
💧 Where do you stand on the controversial procedure, #Severance ???
💧 Where do you stand on the controversial procedure, #Severance ???
11:08 PM - Apr 11, 2023
