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Hello Spoutible! 馃惓

馃挧 Lumon Industries is thrilled to be joining this platform in its early stages. As I鈥檓 sure you鈥檙e aware, Lumon has been a pioneer in biotechnology, and we believe that social media can be vital to your work-life balance.
11:00 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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Lily W
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Sadly, Lumon is losing an amazing employee today, but the time for retirement comes for everyone on the severed floor.

馃挧Burt G in Optics & Design馃挧

You will be missed, but let us celebrate the contribution you have made to Lumon over the years, and enjoy a delicious Melon Bar before you go.
03:46 PM - Apr 29, 2023
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Lily W
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The quarter is quickly coming to an end, and I鈥檓 sure you know that means it鈥檚 almost time to name the Refiner of the Quarter.

This lucky refiner will earn themselves a highly sought-after

馃挧Waffle Party馃挧

Good luck refiners, and praise Kier!
03:27 PM - Apr 29, 2023
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Lily W
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One of our productive refiners has reached 75% completion on their current file, which means they鈥檝e earned themself a Music Dance Experience (MDE), so congratulations to鈥

馃挧Helly R馃挧

MDE Choices:

馃幎Defiant Jazz馃幎 & 馃獓Maracas馃獓

Excellent choices refiner!
03:08 PM - Apr 29, 2023
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Lily W
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Lumon Art Display:

馃挧 Kier Taming the Four Tempers 馃挧

Depicting Kier Eagan raising his flail to beat back the physical embodiment of the Four Tempers which comprise every man鈥檚 character.
11:00 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Lily W
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鈥淓ndow in each swing of your ax or swipe of your pen the sum of your affections, that through me they may be purified and returned. No higher purpose may be found than this. Nor any... higher love.鈥

- Kier Eagan, The Founder 馃挧
10:58 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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Lily W
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Lumon History:

馃挧 鈥淗istory lives in us, whether we learn it or not.鈥 - Jame Eagan, CEO (Current) 馃挧

Leonora Eagan, 7th CEO of Lumon Industries: 1999 - 2003

She is the namesake of Lumon鈥檚 subsidized housing community, Leonora Lake.
05:33 PM - Apr 21, 2023
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Lily W
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[INTERNAL MEMO - SVR鈥橠 ACCESS]

Reminder: The work we do here, as severed employees at Lumon Industries, is mysterious and important.
05:29 PM - Apr 21, 2023
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Lily W
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Thinking about moving to Kier, PE?

Check out Lumon subsidized housing in any of our fine locations, such as鈥

馃挧 Bewitching Baird Creek 馃挧
03:20 PM - Apr 16, 2023
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Lumon Art Display:

馃挧 Kier Invites You to Drink of His Water 馃挧

Depicting Kier Eagan standing on a rock promontory, gazing over a valley of lakes.
10:17 AM - Apr 16, 2023
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鈥淭ame in me the tempers four that I may serve thee evermore. Place in me the values nine that I may feel thy touch divine.鈥

- Kier Eagan, The Founder 馃挧
08:26 PM - Apr 15, 2023
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Lily W
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Lumon History:

馃挧 鈥淗istory lives in us, whether we learn it or not.鈥 - Jame Eagan, CEO (Current) 馃挧

Phillip 鈥淧ip鈥 Eagan, 6th CEO of Lumon Industries: 1987 - 1999

He is the namesake of the restaurant, Pip鈥檚 Bar & Grille.
04:04 PM - Apr 15, 2023
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In response to Lily W.
Good morning, Lily. I focus today on Frolic and hope the same for all my Spoutible friends.
10:41 AM - Apr 15, 2023
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馃惓 Good morning children of Spoutible, and praise Kier!

In the philosophy of Kier Eagan, every human soul possess some quantity of four components, believing a man鈥檚 character was defined by the exact ratio of them. These components, the Four Tempers:

馃挧 Malice 馃挧 Woe
馃挧 Frolic 馃挧 Dread
10:38 AM - Apr 15, 2023
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Thinking about moving to Kier, PE?

Check out Lumon subsidized housing in any of our fine locations, such as鈥

馃挧 Lovely Leonora Lake 馃挧
05:58 PM - Apr 14, 2023
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Lily W
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[INTERNAL MEMO - SVR鈥橠 ACCESS]

Reminder: There should be no interdepartmental visits for any severed employees.
02:29 PM - Apr 14, 2023
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Lily W
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Hello children of Spoutible! 馃惓

It seems like everybody鈥檚 talking about Lumon Industries and our amazing technology, the Severance庐锔 microchip. If you want an in depth look at what鈥檚 going on here, I recommend giving this podcast a listen. 馃挧
09:29 AM - Apr 13, 2023
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Lumon Industries, building technology to help everyone achieve the perfect work-life balance.

馃挧 Don鈥檛 you want to feel that balance in your life? #Severance
10:54 AM - Apr 14, 2023
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I love to see people getting all dewy-mouthed over #Severance .
ElvisVsTheWorld @Elvisvstheworld
Severance on Apple TV

Honestly, Apple TV struck gold with this series. The cast is so great & Britt Lower is an absolute gem. Super excited for Season 2.

#Severance
#AppleTV
10:10 PM - Apr 09, 2023
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Kier would love to hear this. Thank you!
Avery @AverybodySpouts
I became obsessed with this show within watching the first episode. Now I鈥檝e watched the first season so many times I鈥檝e lost count. I can鈥檛 wait for season 2. #Severance
05:16 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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Lily W
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Filming began in October, however a release date has not been set.
Scott Johnson @Frogpants
Is 'Severance' S2 here yet? No? WELL HURRY UP!!!
01:27 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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Lily W
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OMK! We love this podcast too. Here鈥檚 a rave review:
Heller not Heather @HellerL
If you鈥檙e into Severance, particularly if you鈥檙e obsessed with it, as I am, this podcast is awesome. A scene by scene analysis of the show, with great stories, theories about what the heck is going on, and what may go on in the future, attention to little details. It just ended, and I鈥檓 sad. A+
10:28 AM - Apr 08, 2023
10:44 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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Lumon Art Display:

馃挧 The Courtship of Kier and Imogene 馃挧

Depicting stewman Kier Eagan at his cauldron smiling at swab girl Imogene Eagan in an ether factory. Bonded by the spirit of industry, they took heart to each other as colleagues.
08:35 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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馃挧 Lumon Newsletter Updates:

It鈥檚 the end of the quarter, so I know what everyone鈥檚 wondering:

Did Macrodata Refinement meet their quota???

Of course they did!!! And to celebrate, a highly coveted Egg Bar Party for the department. Congratulations MDR!!!
05:19 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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Lumon History:

馃挧 鈥淗istory lives in us, whether we learn it or not.鈥 - Jame Eagan, CEO (Current) 馃挧

Myrtle Eagan, 3rd CEO of Lumon Industries: 1941 - 1959

She was the first woman to occupy this position in the company, and she is also the namesake of the Myrtle Eagan School for Girls.
01:30 PM - Apr 13, 2023
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Lily W
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Hello children of Spoutible! 馃惓

It seems like everybody鈥檚 talking about Lumon Industries and our amazing technology, the Severance庐锔 microchip. If you want an in depth look at what鈥檚 going on here, I recommend giving this podcast a listen. 馃挧
09:29 AM - Apr 13, 2023
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Lily W
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[INTERNAL MEMO - SVR鈥橠 ACCESS]

Reminder: As an innie, you should appreciate all information you learn about your outie equally.
06:35 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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鈥淟et not weakness live in your veins. Cherished workers, drown it inside you. Rise up from your deathbed and sally forth, more perfect for the struggle.鈥

- Kier Eagan, The Founder 馃挧
03:54 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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Thinking about moving to Kier, PE?

Check out Lumon subsidized housing in any of our fine locations, such as鈥

馃挧 Beautiful Baird Creek 馃挧
01:55 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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馃惓 Good morning Spoutible and praise Kier!

馃挧 Don鈥檛 forget, even if you鈥檙e not a member of the Lumon family, anyone鈥檚 life can be enlightened through Kier鈥檚 Core Principles:

* Vision
* Verve
* Wit
* Cheer
* Humility
* Benevolence
* Nimbleness
* Probity
* Wiles
10:09 AM - Apr 12, 2023
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Lumon Industries, providing options for the future since 1865.

馃挧 Where do you stand on the controversial procedure, #Severance ???
11:08 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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