Michael J Sheridan
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"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do.

When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

- Stephen Roberts
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Michael J Sheridan
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If you don't like the ads you're seeing, don't blame Spoutible or Mr. Bouzy. They're getting served up by Google, based on whatever info Google has hoovered up from your browsing habits.

Want to change what you're seeing? Start by clicking this symbol in the upper right corner of the ad:
05:37 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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Rule number one when you're running a criminal enterprise ought to be:

Pay your damn lawyers.
alison zahorski @allywalley
Oh dear!😈

Missing a deadline to file at the U.S. Supreme Court,Trump has formally left Trump exposed to civil liability lawsuits.
#trumpimmunity

https://lawandcrime.com/hi...
04:51 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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Remarkably close to a "Fuck you, Wordle!" result.

Wordle 976 6/6*

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Robin Basham
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Trump comes in dead last. https://www.msn.com/en-us/...
08:35 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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Haley is just whistling past the graveyard at this point. There are exactly 0 states she can win with the MAGA crowd voting against her.
08:19 PM - Feb 19, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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Feeling pretty good this MoodyMonday @SpoutingClassics #TheMonkees
The Monkees - Daydream Believer (Official Music Video) - YouTube

You're watching the official music video for The Monkees "Daydream Believer" from the album 'The Birds, The Bees, & The Monkees' (1968)🔔 Subscribe to The Mo...

05:29 AM - Feb 19, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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Just shooting at the handcuffed Black man wouldn't have been enough to get him fired from most police forces.

It was shooting up HIS OWN VEHICLE that ended his career.
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
This nincompoop had a Black man handcuffed in the back of his cruiser, and while he was walking back to the cruiser, an acorn hit the vehicle. The nincompoop opened fire on the cruiser with the handcuffed Black man in the back. Thankfully, the Black man wasn't injured. The nincompoop resigned.
06:04 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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“Where have you ever found that man who stopped short after the perpetration of a single crime?”
ADA damus @NoDumbAlliance
„Hast du je einen Menschen gesehen, der sich mit einem Verbrechen zufrieden gegeben hat?“

Juvenal
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Michael J Sheridan
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I'm not sure how a court will feel about an "I was too stupid to know what I was doing" defense, but I'd love for him to have the opportunity to find out.
07:28 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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If aliens are running about the galaxy, I GUARANTEE we are on the highest level of "DO NOT CONTACT"

Thus, if we do make contact with aliens, it will be with some rebellious teenagers who thought it would be cool to visit fighting monkey world and had their ship break down. It'll be alien goth kids.
Brian Keith Jackson @bkjwordplay
If aliens exist, I assure you, they are not trying to be a part of this shit show.
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Michael J Sheridan
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My favorite line from these wonderful people:

"Trump is ALWAYS for sale!"
Nurses AgainstDickPicks @DollyG
Mew York is brutal. Video from Sandi Bachom.
01:33 PM - Feb 18, 2024
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The "white standard," says that if enough white people think racism isn't a problem in this country, then it isn't a problem. That if enough white people think Black folks are angry, lazy, thugs, loud, uncivilized, uneducated, unworthy, then that's what Black folks are.
Keith Boykin @keithboykin
A new CBS News poll shows 75 percent of Black people think racism is a major problem in America today, while 58 percent of white people say racism is only a minor problem or not a problem at all.

bit.ly/whyrace
12:18 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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I'm at work and I'm looking at emergency contact forms. 95% of these seniors have women named as their emergency contact or power of attorney. They may list a son because you can list 2 contacts. But without fail they will only give thr daughter or granddaughter permission to enter the unit.
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Michael J Sheridan
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"Curiously, each page has its own disclaimer, like the $400 gold sneakers which warn, “The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product.”"

Translation: "You'll get the cheap crap I choose to send you and LIKE it, suckers."
04:24 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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Even if you're a racist/misogynistic POS, how do you continue to do stupid shit like this when your livelihood depends on customer service?

I know the world has a frighteningly high percentage of stupid people in it, but jeebus.
WOKE /saying NO to polls @Woke
The last car I bought..
Finished up the details, went back the next day to pick it up.
Went to a local branch and got a certified check for the amount.
Handed to the Manager, he turned it over and over.
Pissed off, I called the 1800 number of the bank, verified it was me and handed him the phone.
04:06 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Isa-Lee Wolf
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Like a cheese grater to the soul, it could have been written last year.

#FIreNextTime
Evolve Undefined @EvolveUndefined
#SBBC #thefirenexttime #spoutiblebannedbannedbookclub It boggles my mind how relevant this is in current US cultural conflict & destructive politics of the moment. Racist white people often cannot see that racism has formed the superior identity they cling to & that they are terrified of giving up.
03:31 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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How about a little mariachi for @SpoutingClassics AnythingGoes Saturday?
Dicen - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by TuneCoreDicen · Mariachi Flor De ToloacheMariachi Flor De Toloache℗ 2014 Flor De Toloache LLCReleased on: 2014-12-19Auto-generated by ...

02:45 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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There's not the tiniest, most insignificant probability that Richard Strocher is a real person and not a troll account.

But other than that, I agree completely that TFG and his sick cult need to be kept from power.
The USA Singers @TheUSASingers
This is the issue that matters to Dick Strocher.

The issue that preoccupies his tiny twisted mind.

Folks, it’s a cult.

A weird, sick, demented, idiotic, regressive, talibangelical death cult.

We must never let these maniacs regain power again.

Vote Blue to stop the lunacy.
09:17 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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Humans invent gods so they can blame the misfortunes visited upon them by the universe on something other than random chance, or themselves.
Michael Arndt @MikeTheEarGuy
IMO, the Holy Spirit is as real as the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Since man lived in caves he has been inventing mythical forces to explain what he witnessed and couldnt understand.

Turns out, now we can scientifically explain most everything except why humans invent gods.
06:52 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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I wonder why Zuckerberg's shitty empire of misinformation thinks their site will appeal to me more if the ads are in Spanish?
07:01 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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A song for the middle of the night.

@SpoutingClassics AnythingGoes Saturday
One For My Baby (And One More For The Road) (Remastered) - YouTube

Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupOne For My Baby (And One More For The Road) (Remastered) · Frank SinatraClassic Sinatra - His Great Performances ...

02:08 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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Mischief managed.
Karen Springer @Springer
Maintenance maintained.
01:07 AM - Feb 17, 2024
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Wordle 973 3/6*

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Michael J Sheridan
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Would you like to have your mind blown?
https://www.vox.com/xpress...
Timara (she/her) @timara
I saw a poll asking people for their favorite greens - collards, turnips, mustard, and cabbage.

I never considered cabbage a green until today. I mean, I guess it is. It's like the cauliflower of broccoli, I guess.

BTW, I'm a collards and cabbage girlie. Not together though.
11:41 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Thurgood Du Bois
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If Trump loses this November he's through. Ruined. He wants to get back in that WH super bad to *try* and protect himself from legal woes.

It's our job to deny him that. We could very well be the deciding nail in Trump's final years.
#Spoutible
04:48 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Michael J Sheridan
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He thought all that Russian mob money he was laundering made him untouchable.

Luckily, he was only almost correct.
A.J. McKinley @AJOHMS1956
And Donnie's too stupid to realize that if he'd just kept his big mouth shut and never come down that golden escalator 9 years ago none of this would likely be happening.
What a maroon.
04:43 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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hmmwrites (Heather's version)
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A Compote of Errors #EdibleShakespeare
hmmwrites (Heather's version) @hmmwrites
The Tempeh-st #EdibleShakespeare
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Measure For Measure: A Guide to Cross-Atlantic Recipe Conversion
#EdibleShakespeare
Michael J Sheridan @MSheridan62
King Johnnycake #EdibleShakespeare
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Michael J Sheridan
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Anchovy and Cleopatra #EdibleShakespeare
hmmwrites (Heather's version) @hmmwrites
The Tempeh-st #EdibleShakespeare
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Michael J Sheridan
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Pearicles #EdibleShakespeare
Fumie Ichikawa @fumie
King Pear 🍐 #EdibleShakespeare
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